/mbti/: The Real One (tm) Edition - /r9k/ (#81558173) [Archived: 935 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:07:54 AM No.81558173
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>Your type
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?

Previous >>81519194

Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.
>Notice me Jung senpai!
>-Alfred Adler

MBTI/Jungian test:
https://sakinorva.net/functions
Watchword test for fun:
https://watchwordtest.com/wtitle2.html

Easy Rundown on C.G. Jung's Depth Psychology
https://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpP

Anons Guide to Jungian Typology:
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT

Explanations of functions:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions

Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

Exploration into Enneagram:
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/

Syntax of Love:
https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html

Myers Briggs Files:
https://ufdc.ufl.edu/collections/myersbriggs
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:12:06 AM No.81558204
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>>81558173 (OP)
im a neuropypical INTP. ama
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:18:46 AM No.81558258
>>81558204
based normie admitter
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:31:37 AM No.81558353
>>81558173 (OP)
INTJ
Meaningless. I have come to the conclusion that typology is almost entirely useless.
A prison, I am jailed inside this place. A literal prison. Yes I could live in the third world but this is a different kind of torment. It is wicked, inhumane and deeply unnatural. Almost every one of my """problems""" boils down to TOTAL IMPRISONMENT. It's psychological torture.
The universe is our experience so naturally my living in it feels organic.
My biggest obstacle is unironically imprisonment and slavery.
ENFJ-senpai !!4NUpoge/Kt0
6/21/2025, 2:52:18 AM No.81559017
sparklysocks
sparklysocks
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Dear Turbie,

It's been a while! I hope you're doing well. Even though I left the threads a couple of years ago, I still think of some people I met here, and you're one of them. Sometimes I wonder if you're still here posting, or if you're doing okay. I hope that no matter what life throws at you, you always keep a sweet, cheerful demeanor as you always do!

As for me, I'm doing fine. There have been ups and downs, but I have managed to overcome them so far. I think someone leaked it here, but you might have heard I began doing a nursing program. It's true, and recently I finished my first semester. I did pretty well! I'm quite busy most days, as I'm working and also studying in my free time. Most days I'm too tired, so I just finish work and play a bit on my phone or read a book until I fall asleep. I'm trying to keep my social media presence to a minimum and instead direct my attention to other hobbies.

But overall, I'm tired, but very happy! It's hard work, but I feel like I'm doing something meaningful for the first time in years.

Oh, and one day, out of boredom, I did the MBTI test, the official one. I still got ENFJ. So I guess I'm an officially certified ENFJ now lol

I also got into Enneagram lately. I took a test too, the tritype one, and got 9w1 so/sp 926. Some people say most ENFJ are enneagram 2 or 3, but I couldn't see myself in either. Have you read about Enneagram? What type do you think you are?

I'll leave with you this drawing of Turbie chilling in a sunflower field in the summer. I think sunflowers suit you well!

I won't be replying to this post, as I intend to keep my word of leaving /mbti/. I hope everything goes well for you, Turbie! I'll always keep kind people like you in my thoughts! Lots of hugs for you!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:54:41 AM No.81559036
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>>81559017
First to reply to Senpai
ENFJ-senpai !!4NUpoge/Kt0
6/21/2025, 3:13:33 AM No.81559220
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Dear ENFJ cooking-gardener,

Hello! It's been a while. I don't know if you'll see this, but I hope you do.

I hope everything is going well for you. Sometimes I think about the situation you were dealing with and wonder if everything turned out okay for you. I hope it did!

As for me, I managed to enroll in the nursing program, like I told you. It's been exhausting: finishing work, and then right after, I have to do homework or study for an exam. I thought that I did horribly during my first semester, but turns out I did pretty well! I hope I can finish this program quickly, though I'm trying to take it easy and just enjoy the journey. I love my teachers and every day I'm learning something new!

I hope your garden is thriving! I've also made my own garden, bit by bit. Now I have just one empty pot left. I'm thinking whether I should get a flowering vine like morning glory, or plant more roses, or more balloon flowers. Pic related is a pink balloon flower I got recently, I hope I get many beautiful pink flowers soon!

I've thought of growing stuff like strawberries or cherry tomatoes, but I think my thing is flowers, not vegetables or fruits. I guess that's more your thing instead! I hope you got a lot of vegetables and spices to cook with!

... And every time I see someone playing rocket league, it reminds me of you lol

If you want to talk or catch up, you know where to find me. I won't be replying to this post as I intend to keep my distance from /mbti/, but I hope you're doing well! I'm sending you many hugs and wishing you a bountiful harvest!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:47:05 AM No.81559526
>>81558173 (OP)
>Your type
INTP.
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
Too nonsensical for me to are about. Get back on your lithium.
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
I need a support system. Some friends who make me want to stay motivated and active, lose weight, do hobbies, do hygiene and care about my studies.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:03:22 AM No.81560062
>>81559526
>I don't understand these things therefore they are nonsense
I kek'd
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:17:38 AM No.81560174
>>81560062
I understand them; it's just nonsensical mentally ill schizobabble. Same shit my schizophrenic astrology sister would type. Read some books sometime.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:21:59 AM No.81560207
>>81560062
>>81560174
Actually it makes complete sense for someone who believes in MBTI wholeheartedly to believe in that shit. Carry on
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:42:24 AM No.81560383
>>81560174
>I'll just assert that I understand and call you a schizo!
>HAHA YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY AD HOMINEM ARGUMENT
>That proves I'm superior to you!!

Kek'd again
thanks for the keks
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:37:48 AM No.81560764
>>81558173 (OP)
>>Your type
ESFP-T
>>What does typology mean to you,
Something interesting to read about and sometimes fun to chat about.
>and what does it mean to be a specific type?
It means you have certain inclinations.
>>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
Home.
>>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
Only when I'm tipsy or punchy.
>>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
None; which one advantage of having a defective filter.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:56:37 AM No.81560934
>>81559526
You should change your type to ISTP, your response, especially the dismissal of the notion of synchroneities is very indicative of inferior, repressed intuition. There's an EXTREMELY strong indication of heavily repressed of both intuition and feeling. Very psychologically one sided.

I wish you would have answered the question about what typology means to you, especially in reference to functions like intuition.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:55:37 AM No.81561767
do not trust the succubus.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:16:34 AM No.81561907
>>81558173 (OP)
>Your type
ISFP
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
genuine, real, burning hatred. i cannot function around other people because of how bitter, jealous, and resentful i feel. i don't like being reminded of things and experiences that i will never have, so i refuse to interact with most people unless i know you're real. if i could get over myself and just be that completely open person again, i'd live like a god.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:44:26 AM No.81562279
>Your type
INTP
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
idk
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
???
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
Whoever typed that has autism.
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
The Democrats/Federal goverment.
Btw I'm a socipath and potential terrorist to them, but I identify as a freedom fighter. Prison gave me confidence I never had. Fuck yourselves glowies. Fucking cowards.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:52:29 AM No.81562311
>>81561907
>if i could get over myself and just be that completely open person again, i'd live like a god.
AHAHA
Don't fool yourself, fucking loser.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:08:39 AM No.81562392
>>81562279
>Whoever typed that has autism.
Why do you say that?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:10:02 AM No.81562399
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>Your type
I'm an ENFP!
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
Im not really sure. I have a lot of feelings and im not good at talking about them. You know? I love to connect with others but I'm not very good at doing it. Im really shy but when i open up it's good.
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
More like a home. I get overhwelmed outside quickly. Crowds scare me even though i like being with people. I want to have small safe exchanges all the time not give a speech or walk thrpugh a crowd. Everyone hates me
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
Yeah. I belive in spirits, curses, spells, geases, astrology, etc. Its all real if you know how to do it.
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
Probably nothing. I don't feel like I "truly am" anyone. I can kinda shut shut my personality off and become a walking pile of emotions when i want to. Im sorta retarded and extremely psyxho so i think thats why lol.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:13:26 AM No.81562414
Here we again
I kinda wanna be more than friends
so take it easy on me

I'm afraaaaaid
You're never satisfied
Here we go again
We're sick like animals
We play pretend

you're just a cannibal
And I'm afraid I won't get out alive
No I won't sleep to night~

OOHHH OHH
I want some more~~
OH OHHH~
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

TAKE A BITE OF MY HEART TONIGHT~
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:14:25 AM No.81562423
>>81562399
Hi, be my girlfriend
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:16:10 AM No.81562430
>>81562392
Just reads likesome autustic shit or something those gay ass big pharma commercials would say in their ads. Like those stupid let in the light bipolar bitch pill commercials.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:18:35 AM No.81562442
>>81562399
You should kill yourself. And let us watch.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:19:13 AM No.81562445
>>81562430
Are you really saying you've never experienced anything of that nature? You've never thought of someone to have them call, text or message you in the next moments? You've never thought of a red punchbuggy then as you think that, one drives by?
nothing of that nature?
EVER?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:23:30 AM No.81562457
>>81562442
Im sorry then anon. I'll leave.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:29:06 AM No.81562472
>>81562445
What? So like what, you think you're a psychic or something? Magics real and shit?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:30:36 AM No.81562479
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>>81558173 (OP)
ENFP or INFP, different tests give different results for me
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
I think it's a useful tool to give yourself more insight into who you are, I wouldn't say I agree 100% with my type but it's pretty accurate which is cool.
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
Definitely a cage, I don't like how emotional and overthinking I am as a person, I wish I was more of a sensing or thinking type.
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
Sometimes yes, I feel like dreams or thinking or manifesting stuff can definitely bring it into reality if you do it hard enough. Or maybe I just have too much childlike wonder.
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
Myself, I'm my own villain. I anxiously overthink things but at the same time I procrastinate a lot so I never get stuff done.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:46:58 AM No.81562558
>>81562472
Did I say any of those words anywhere?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:48:53 AM No.81562575
>>81562558
>think of something
>it happens
>whooa omg im so speshul my synchonizity the universe has chozen me!!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:49:59 AM No.81562592
>>81562575
Oh, I see, you're a mentally ill ISTP roleplaying.
Carry on.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:52:55 AM No.81562607
>>81562592
>anon that believes in predestination shit calling others mentally ill
LOL
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:57:42 AM No.81562630
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>>81558173 (OP)
>Your type
INFP
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
God, these questions are all so fucking dogshit
Can we talk about how much we hate israel instead?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:02:09 PM No.81562648
>>81562630
>i support iran and palestine grr jews bad
Whats it like being a goy? Youre like angry cows. You people are like the story Animal Farm.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:05:38 PM No.81562665
israel diapers
israel diapers
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>>81562648
Did you poop in your diaper while typing this?
Replies: >>81562680
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:07:47 PM No.81562680
>>81562665
No. So where did the Rabi touch you?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:15:51 PM No.81562722
>>81562457
Please don't, you seem really nice and interesting.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:18:47 PM No.81562739
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>>81558173 (OP)
As someone who self diagnosed as aspergers and bipolar, this OP image is very relatable!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:21:15 PM No.81562753
>>81562722
I'll try and stay then. Im sorry. What's your type?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:24:17 PM No.81562772
>>81562753
Fat slut slit your throat. You're a dumb bitch. Take an extra dozen xanax and die you bipolar tard bitch. Your pussy stinks.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:27:18 PM No.81562791
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>>81558173 (OP)
>>Your type
INFJ
>>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
It's a home, absolutely
>>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
Yea, it happens a bunch and I find it funny when it does
>>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
My own laziness
But hey you could debate that's who I am
>>81562772
Hey don't be mean
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:27:23 PM No.81562792
My room
My room
md5: 1fc8accd140370b8170c16493c7a2d06🔍
Schizoid checking in
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:30:05 PM No.81562801
>>81562791
Maybe she shouldn't be such a fat ugly cow then. Dumb bitch stinks like piss and dog cock.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:30:30 PM No.81562804
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>>81562722
Im sorry anon. Im feeling nauseous and not very good. Ill come back later
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:31:00 PM No.81562808
>>81562801
It's pretty obvious you're teasing her because you like her
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:31:57 PM No.81562814
>>81562804
Thats right you fat bitch. Go OD on your white bitch drugs and drink it down with some white claw. Slut. Make your self throw up and stop being so fat.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:32:09 PM No.81562815
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>>81562801
Hey leave her alone. You don't know any of that
Replies: >>81562829
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:32:59 PM No.81562819
>>81562808
I don't even know her. I just hate all foids! They're all whores and only want big nigger chad dicks!
Replies: >>81562831
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:34:01 PM No.81562829
>>81562815
>implying thats not the only type of female that posts here
Kek if not she has a penis instead and should die for being a tranny
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:34:13 PM No.81562831
>>81562819
Shut up, you're clearly just leaking your clitty cause you want bibisi don't you?
Replies: >>81562837
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:35:22 PM No.81562837
>>81562831
UwU mebbey I dwu
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:36:12 PM No.81562842
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>>81562829
Well clearly ur wrong cause I met a few girls and they are not like that
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:45:27 PM No.81562889
>>81562842
They likely had penises you faggot.
Replies: >>81563047
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:08:21 PM No.81563047
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>>81562889
No they didn't have penises, they were real girls
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:15:38 PM No.81563089
>>81558173 (OP)
Which of these tests will tell me if I'm schizoid? I've been called that several times by people IRL.
Replies: >>81563201 >>81567220
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:33:40 PM No.81563201
>>81563089
online tests acn't tell you if you're a schizoid lol
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:51:48 PM No.81563310
on the air
on the air
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>>81558173 (OP)
>Your type
INFJ-A
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
I have a Jungian purist perspective. It's about understanding your unconscious and unconscious attitudes. Your type is not some sort of badge or label you wear over your personality to show of you're the hekkin special boi type. It's a map of your own psyche and explains the aspects you've ignored, repressed and disowned. It also tells you which aspects of your psyche you identify with.
Bonus: It tells OTHER PEOPLE what to expect from you if they understand typology well enough. Knowing someone's type will tell you what they're likely to project from their shadow. A thinking type, for example, will project their inferior feelings, dismissing their own emotions and attituding irrationality other people who express their emotions.
You can tell what type someone is simply by watching their projections.
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
Neither. It's the liminal space between who I was and who I will be.
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
Of course. Doesn't everyone? I have to think everyone has experienced that.
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
Me.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:28:10 PM No.81563847
>>81562804
Did the bully anon upset you?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:04:20 PM No.81564134
>>81562442
>>81562772
Stop being so deranged. >>81562399 is clearly an adult man just using anime girl reaction images to bait.

>>81562791
Back to discord with your avoidant ass.
Replies: >>81564356
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:26:46 PM No.81564356
>>81564134
>avoidant
What?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:37:43 PM No.81565300
I can't believe the ENFP girl killed herself
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:10:23 PM No.81565624
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>>81558173 (OP)
>Your type
INTP
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
It lets me be egoistic about being "the thinker", that's about it.
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
Both.
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
No, I am not schizophrenic.
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
Laziness.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:29:17 PM No.81566320
>>81565624
>Pic Lily is best girl
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:47:12 PM No.81566497
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>>81562753
INFJ
Also the question about your type being a home or a cage was more about whether you like being an ENFP or not.
Replies: >>81567900
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:46:26 PM No.81567220
>>81563089
Get a diagnosis, apply for NEETbux and live the dream
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:46:32 PM No.81567900
>>81558173 (OP)
>Your type
ISFP
>What does typology mean to you, and what does it mean to be a specific type?
idk
>Does your type feel more like a home, or a cage?
home I guess
>Do the events of reality ever align with the events inside of your mind in such a way that it feels like the universe is trying to directly communicate with you?
yeah
>What is your greatest obstacle to becoming who you truly are?
shyness
>>81566497
kys s*phie