has any femanons have any luck with finding someone on here to take care of them? im a worthless neet, and I don't want to get a job

>>81558305 (OP)
I'll take care of you but it depends how big your tits are

>>81558305 (OP)
i could be your pimp. got already a client right here >>81558313

>>81558305 (OP)
theres a thread on /soc/ for this but honestly id even trust robots more than the creeps on /soc/

>>81558305 (OP)
You are chad-only and chad doesn't come here

>>81558305 (OP)
it is quite ridiculous how easy it is for a female to find a partner that will completely take care of them just for access to her fleshlight

>>81558466
It isn't, they always manage to pick abusechad from the lineup somehow and he's not interested in fleshlight maintenance.
Alternatively, all men become abusive once a woman gives them attention. I've not found enough evidence to discount this theory.

If I didn't have a boyfriend, why the hell would I want a manchild? That's so fucking stupid. Get a job. I don't want one either, but it is what has to be done to in order to live and have some luxuries in life.

>>81558466
calling women fleshlights is actually crazy

>>81558305 (OP)
>has any femanons have any luck with finding someone on here to take care of them? im a worthless neet, and I don't want to get a job
I'll take care of you, nona.

>>81558567
really? I cant get a job cause im retarded asf

>>81558594
Yes. I mean no, because you're not actually looking for a robot bf here, but if you were and lived nearby, I would.

>>81558558
that's what he called her pussy, not her. He called women females

>>81558648
yeah I am. we probably aren't close though so idk

>>81558772
>yeah I am. we probably aren't close though so idk
Southern Ontario

i'm broke. can afford to pay my own bills and feed myself. i'd go for a relationship but the girl having her own income is essentially a requirement. I tried taking in a freeloader last year and i just couldn't make it work financially. also i resented her the whole time because of the financial pressure.

>>81558305 (OP)
how old are you? and are you open for moving in with someone (in case we don't live in the same country, i'll have to move in with you).

>>81558305 (OP)
first things first. are you fat? are you white? is your family in good standing in society?

>>81558915
save me from America before ww3 starts

>>81558305 (OP)
Yeah. I found someone on a /trash/ server who got attached to me and we decided to be together with each other after a month of talking to each other. he sends me money and buys me stuff and he's meeting my parents in July. he lives in norcali and me in southern cali

I'm also a femcel girlfailure NEET with no college education.

tldr; yes

my gf always buys me food without asking if im hungry or even awake

>>81559119
I'm gonna keep it real with you nona, if WW3 breaks out and the nukes start flying, geographically speaking southern Ontario may as well basically be the US.

>>81558305 (OP)
how big are those tits, BITCH

>>81558305 (OP)
Height weight and race?

>>81559138
ty for giving me hope

>>81559185
>how big are those tits, BITCH
40AA

>>81559286
UOOOOOOOOOUUUUOOOOOOOUOOOOOOOOH

>>81558466
women have inherent value (childbirth, cute faces) while men have to work for it (earn resources)

>>81559286
im not a 40AA idk who said thatshit

>>81559176
ok fly me out before I become homeless like

>>81559575
OP I don't know what you're expecting, but any relationship where you're basically offering nothing but your body will be one that ends in misery. Anyways post ass

>>81559238
fembot, are you serious about wanting a provider? have done this before (got married for 10+ years to a neet girl from here)

>>81559690
what happened to her? sus

>>81559575
okay well how big are they? this is important, please answer truthfully

>>81558305 (OP)
I currently live with someone from /soc/. I essentially cook for him. It works, but I'm trying to get a job. It gets boring and I want to buy cute clothes.

>>81559739
she got too old for me

>>81559752
you don't suck or fuck? what??

>>81559739
she cheated on me with a discord guy and divorced. she's fine but miserable because she got dumped. Well, if you're interested add perkthrowaway on disc.can show proof

>>81559753
kek.

>>81559753
OP if you go with this guy he'll be with you for probably like 5 years until he upgrades to a younger model like he did with his current neetwife

>>81559762
Of course I do. That's a given, lol.

>>81559766
no, that's not me it's just some random faggot, lol.

Age doesn't mean much to me, I've dated hags.

so is sex always a given with these arrangements or what

>>81559769
are either of you ugly or fat?

>>81559138
>/trash/
hope it goes horribly

>>81559769
what do you like about each other

>>81558305 (OP)
If a relationship is gonna work with anybody then you need atleast some level of connection and chemistry

>>81559783
its going well so far, he's been sweet and openly affectionate.

>>81559780
He's overweight. I'm skinnyfat.
>>81559788
I suppose he likes that I cook for him. He seems to like the different cuisines I make on the spot. I've been making a lot of slavic dishes recently. I like that he is nice to me but he mostly keeps to himself

>>81559809
that is a huge shame

>>81559765
Dont add someone using an alt, it means he's cheating on his r9k bitch and doesn't want to get caught on the archives

>>81559810
is he just food and shelter or does he buy you stuff too and take you out

>>81559818
NTA but I wouldn't want my friends to look my account up on 4chan archives and find out that I try to talk to girls here either. It's also just good opsec to use an alt first.

>>81558305 (OP)
need aussie housewife pls

>>81559835
what's wrong with talking to girls here?

>>81559825
Food and shelter mainly. I don't consider it a relationship. I'm hoping to save up and move out. I don't think it will be feasible for the long run because of the more than 10 year age difference.

>>81559752
>>81559769
>>81559853
you're a whore btw
>no i'm not
you fucked somebody for the exchange of food and shelter. you are a whore

>>81559818
not true at all. we're legally separated now (divorce pending for September, takes a full year where I am).

Just always use alts for first contact b/c trolls and stuff.

>>81559864
I am, so what now?

>>81559875
idk. that's all

>>81559776
leebait? here?

>>81559853
damn that sucks, no offence but why? what's the landscape out there really like? You said you were skinny, I always heard it was easy for skinny girls to find someone that will take care of them and love them.

>>81558558
That's what you are, practically.

>>81559882
probably cause soc is only used by subhuman normalfags not people looking for love

>>81559882
I ran away from my family. I prefer being here as it's much more peaceful and quiet. I wanted someone to save me. It's easier to find someone older because they have more means to take care of someone else.

>>81559904
pussy weak ass faggot

>>81559910
People here aren't normal, you should know that.

i'm gonna allow myself to be manipulated into being a whore who gives her pussy away cuz of my heckin family

>>81559918
it's ok i'm just projecting my ex onto you cuz she did the same stuff after cheating on me

>>81559931
Sorry to hear that, anon. Just know it isn't your fault. People who cheat are insecure.

>>81559575
>ok fly me out before I become homeless like
TBQH if you're on the verge of being homeless that doesn't really work for me.
A girl who I get along with who just doesn't want to work, that's fine.
A girl who's with me because the alternative was being homeless, I feel like that's a bad foundation for a relationship.

>>81559904
So if we yapped and we liked each other would you leave that guy to be my trad gf and get plowed nightly and accompany me to things

>>81559950
I'm not trad. I'm a mentally ill woman. Feel free to post your discord though.

>>81559969
what would it take to keep you forever?

>>81559969
I already have my mentally ill woman who's also trad so this seems like a downgrade. I just want to see if other anons would add you or if this community is truly full of vocels.

I hope anyone stupid enough to take the bait gets butchered by Mexican cartel members

>>81559988
I don't know. I'm not picky. I'm looking to die a year from now.

>>81559690
yes im serious

>>81560008
How mentally ill are you? did you have normal relationships in the past that you self sabotaged?

>>81560008
whoa. dude. add me "cavespiders" if you want to vent/talk about it. I've met a LOT of people from here who did suicide attempts, and they've always felt better after venting/talking to people.

>>81560018
ask him for his main or he's not serious and he just wants to gaslight you for fun

>>81558305 (OP)
This fantasy is nice in idea but I think I'd dislike being around somebody so often to ever consider it.
Also the best I got is femboy I am a runty male.

>>81559949
Im not about to be homeless I was being dramatic, but my family is getting tired of me so I idkk

>>81560092
add me anyway as a backup in case you ever need it :D

perkthrowaway

>>81560092
>Im not about to be homeless I was being dramatic, but my family is getting tired of me so I idkk
Ok. Well, I don't think much will come from it due to the distance, but my discord is whatamidoing0000

>>81560092
Aren't you a hikikomori fearful type who wouldn't be able to step outside anyways

>>81560109
are you the guy that divorced his wife after she got too old?

>>81560128
yeah

>>81560161
then a man online probably wont solve much for you. You need to get into some kind of social institution and community like school, or maybe some kind of work with a strong community aspect, but I wouldn't really know that much about the last part.

>>81558305 (OP)
no im too schizophrenic for that sort of thing

I had lots of luck with getting men, both on 4chan and outside of it. Keeping them is a different story though

Females on here should just lower their standards and also stop being such aggressively conservative and bigoted shits. There's plenty of us nice guy incels on here if any females would get over themselves and settle for us, but nowadays even the least attractive women just want hypermasculine trad magat chads

>>81560301
>women should be obedient pickme pushover cucks
>what, why would I be the breadwinner? I hate this conservative shit
Moids are really retarded

>>81560345
It's just a leftist being retarded. Chuds want to be the breadwinner for their obedient pickme foids.

>>81560345
This is you
>women should be obedient pickme pushover cucks
I've never held this view, I oppose all gender roles, for men and women, I don't want women to be trad, I want a strong independent nontraditional woman to accept me and date me in an equal loving relationship where we both support ourselves and each other rather than doing the breadwinner shit and dividing duties according to antiquated gender roles

>>81558305 (OP)
I'd be fine wifing up a femanon that was a "worthless NEET," if she was willing to cook, clean, and have children. I make more than enough to support her and a few kids.

>>81560382
one of you has to have a baby though

>>81560161
I didn't divorce my wife because she got too old, she divorced me once I found her cheating. that was just a shitposter rofl

>>81560417
What? A lot of people don't want to have kids at all. I don't want kids and a lot of women don't either

>>81560442
yeah no, they say they don't but they want the option. It's their natural purpose afterall, especially weak minded r9k girls they give into baby fever the minute it hits them.

>>81560560
like ya'lls dont realize that loser girls don't rot in their bedrooms until their 30's like loser men, they become mothers and wives.

>>81560568
Weird thing to say considering the major decline of birthrates literally around the entire world and especially in the first world. More and more women become wives but not mothers

>be me, a doctor
>come home to my lazy NEETwife
>house isn't clean, dinner isn't on the stove
>she still isn't pregnant
>she's flirting with some other dude on discord

>>81560699
well yeah more women are becoming educated we're talking about neet girl losers though

>>81560709
much sad

>>81560390
how old are you? are you a virgin? what kind of women do you like? dealbreakers?

>>81560786
I'm 30, I like teen girls and my dealbreaker is when they turn 20

>>81560801
keked preddy gud
she better be virgin 2 and no tats (also white)

>>81560801
so then you don't want to marry one or will you divorce her when she gets older? are you a virgin or not?

>>81560709
This is why you should never get a neetwife off /r9k/, she'll just take advatnage of you and is probably BPD.

>>81558305 (OP)
I would do this for a girl if we got along enough to play video games together and go out to eat. I'm in my 30s, fit and in the US.

>>81558305 (OP)
honestly the standards of the loser women here are pretty low as most of them are NEETs so you being employed and having your own place is the bare minimum for them to live with you in exchange for pussy

>>81558305 (OP)
>im a worthless neet, and I don't want to get a job
that's literally just being a housewife and literally every single man on earth would be fine with having one as long as she has sex with him. so if you want free housing, spread your legs.

>>81560709
that's why you don't stick your dick in crazy. I lost my virginity at 26 to an 18 yo BPD hello kitty girl and I was better off remaining as an incel
also it's a fucking joke how literally not a single young woman knows how to cook or clean

>>81561143
I'm guessing he wasn't also a virgin.
I'll always be grateful I lost my virginity to another virgin.

>>81558305 (OP)
almost maybe possibly i think..
i hope we get married.

WuMVut5V6N

>>81560709
I have an 18 yo NEET gf, she does nothing all day except drink vodka, smoke weed, and get fat. I've been dating her for a year and she's put on about 100lbs, id guess she's close to 350 now

It's what comes with having a NEET gf, the lack of willpower, drive and motivation, random spurts of depression. You need to be okay with this and understand they are not going to cook, clean or do anything, and once you do life becomes easier.

>>81558305 (OP)
lol desu yeah, my boyfriend that I met off here happens to be kinda rich. He spoils me sometimes, but especially when he flies out to come see me. It wasn't like I was on here like mmm I need a rich boyfriend or anything lol it was pure luck if I'm gonna be honest but Im sure you can find a well off bf

>>81560709
should have chosen better, i would have had the house clean and dinner ready

>>81561296
That didn't actually happen to me but it's what I would expect to happen. Idle hands are the devils playground.
I would want a partner that's ambitious since I'm also pretty ambitious.

My only ever gf was a NEET that moved in with me and I basically took care of her. Unfortunately she had mental health issues and was very abusive to me that we broke up. I do miss being able to take care of someone, have her waiting at home for me.

if your in cali

add
icecreamsandwich3930

>>81558305 (OP)
im moving in with my bf i met from here in a couple months, genuinely just take one of the guys replying to your threads offers nona. it might not work out but it might go great