who /fight/? do you train combat sports, martial arts, wrestle or MMA? ever been or plan to compete in the ring, octagon, or mat?

You are on 4chan anon. Do you expect any of us to do that?

i fight the urge to kill myself every day

I used to go to a boxing coach for self-defense training five years ago, but stopped because I hated the trainer too much. You don't tell a person with ADHD that they are "thinking too much about it" and give long ass combos like:
>1, 4, 1, slip to the right, reset, 2, 5, 2
It did come in handy once when I was at the bar. Just a few blocks, a few jabs and crosses it what it took for the guy to back off.

>>81559534
yeah. you underestimate the levels of autism of people who are into these sports, that includes coaches and pros

>>81559525 (OP)
I watch a lot of mma shit so think i know a thing or two about positioning and all that, but in a real fight probably would get btfo