Waifu general. Get in here friends!

>no rules
Anarchy edition, get your molotovs out
Also still love Nanaka very much, believe it or not.

I get banned regularly enough that it's not worth making a post.

>>81562509 (OP)
Idk know what is it about helltaker but all these women are so fucking hot. When a women cosplays as a helltaker character I fucking loose my shit and go ballistic cause I cant comprehend the sheer amount of sexy over load I feel when I see it. Nearly all art of these characters I've exploded so many times it's unreal. I don't know what it is about them that's attractive or hot. Pls someone explain wtf is going on I can't get enough of these cartoon demon women ;-;

I have, do, and always shall adore Anna and Yuni, the beautiful android Puma Twins. I love their beautiful manes, cute ears, and pretty faces. Every part of them is wonderful and perfect, they are the ideal ones for me.

>>81563757
Post anyway loser. Mods are trans faggots and liberals anyway.

What killed the threads?

How sad. It's over.

most waifufags don't even know about these threads. most waifufags don't even know this board. how do we better spread the word?

>>81567756
Buy an ad obviously.

I should get an ad about loving my waifu actually.

>>81566226
I did. Nothing remains here now but artifacts of my reign and the ashes of my vanquished foes.

I'm taking a nap so this better not die for the next 2 hours

>>81568062
Excuse me, but I did far more damage than you and mine was way more fun. Nigger.

Another thread already? So based... I must post to show my unending waifu love

Waifu but she has short hair

>>81569648
Usually she does.

I still, and always will, love my noble knight idol husbando with all I have.

Cutie wife pic.

One and only Randal Vi Ivory who I love so much.

>>81565313
Yeah whatever.
>>81567756
Too many women, too many creeps.
>>81567756
Most are illegitimate and the new paradigm of the web is to increase traffic while not actually attracting attention.
This is a problem yet to be solved, you can summon bodies, but they're going to be subhuman third worlders like yourself and choke out anything of worth.

Waifu helping you escape being drafted to fight Iran

>>81569648
Waifu but she has long hair!

>>81569648
Waifu but she has long hair (actually does, this time!)!

>>81569648
It looks good on him, see?

>>81570766
Switch places with me. I want to kick Iranian ass and flirt with cute IDF babes.

Feeding husbando sweets and pastries so he can become nice and plump.

>>81571315
What about diabitis?

>>81571331
I've been eating like this for years and my blood sugar is still normal, to which I conclude that diabetes is a medical psyop.

waifu waifu waifu waifu wiafuwiafe waffle waffle waffle

>>81571603
Waifuwaffe!

Haha neat thread! Here, have this!

>>81569648
you're an unironic redditor

>>81571962
Thanks bro! I love it

>>81570922
Gross, my waifu would bomb you

ok so I have almost everything I need to do a clear cosplay. I still need to find a con to go to and also get some pink eye contacts. I've never used contacts before so I have no fucking idea how Imma put those shits on my eyes without losing my mind kek

>>81572419
>his waifu supports Islamic extremists instead of liberating Persia
Disgusting.

>>81572463
Tattoo your pupils instead.

I wonder how she would feel about my prison tattoos. Probably be all like "Y-yeah that one's cool!" Fucking dork.

>>81573000
dangerously based idea. shame I'm too much of a wuss for it

>>81572463
Can't you just get infected with pink eye instead?

>>81571315
He does that on his own lmao
>>81572463
You can't just do the gasmask?

Scuba diving with waifu

>>81573564
Well you don't tattoo the pupil for one thing. You would go blind.

>>81575366
I can't swim though...

Anyone got the big Do It For Her template? The one with extra image spaces?

>>81574378
Randal also makes others eat weird things (that isn't cat food).

>>81576696
if no one here has it maybe you can try asking /wsr/?

Cooking with waifu
Feeding waifu meals you cooked yourself

Listening to radio with Randal.

Showering Marie with kisses.

>banned gor racism in /vg/
I hope my waifu doesn't consider niggers to be people. Even black people hate niggers. Also they are ugly. Even people in Africa hate niggers.

Using /x/ succubus summoning rituals but summoning regular waifu (not a succubus) instead

>>81563801
hell yeah but which helltaker is your waifu?
>Pls someone explain wtf is going on
white hair brings all of mankind to their knees

>>81579968
What would you put in waifu's summoning circle?

>>81580332
Semen of course.

Waifu or no laifu

>>81563757
just dont get banned :forehead: :^)

>>81581861
Hard when mods and tranny jannies are leftist woke faggots.

>>81582001
better thsn the jannies we have in another general. there's a guy there whonspams bbc porn on a blue board 12 hours a day daily and jannies will delete other people's shitposts but not that kek

thats that espresso

>>81564406
back when anime hair had insane levels of volume. the good ol' days

>>81582799
The general I frequent in /vg/ banned me yesterday for saying one of the girls is BBC fucking slut. Fucking dumb asses. Can't have any fun.

You ever stop to think about the fact your waifu was a fetus once? The miracle that she's alive?

>>81569648
Waifu but with very long hair.
>>81571315
I have no doubt they would enjoy them. Both have a serious sweet tooth.
>>81572463
That is super cool that you are going to cosplay as Clear. I do not think I could ever do any contact lenses personally, touching the eye with anything is too weird to me.
>>81575366
They do enjoy swimming, I would learn for them.
>>81583986
The good old days. The Puma Twins are the ultimate combination of attractive physical and personal traits for me. Everything about them, starting with the big hair and cat ears, makes me exceedingly happy.

>>81585297
He's just a little cryptid larva, what harm can he even do?

Learning witchcraft with waifu

>>81587357
what type of spells would waifu/husbando learn?

Slept for 10 hours and still not a single dream Randal fml.

>>81585297
My waifu was cummies at one point

>>81589379
well half of her anyway, the other half was the egg

>>81589677
Eggfu...

I love my wife so much

>>81585297
It's more a miracle that I am alive and my waifu is not. When you think of it, the combination of genes that produces my cool boyish wife is totally realistic and possible. But sometime many thousands of years ago, the worldlines diverged enough so that the people who would meet and produce my waifu did not do so, while the people who would meet and produce me did so. And that happened to literally every single person Therefore this leads to a world without my waifu, but where I exist, alone and without her.

I dunno, can we just make a "dimensional bomb" and start smashing dimensions together like in that old 1980s mecha anime Super Dimension Century Orguss?

Waifu but she is from an horror movie

>>81585297
My waifu was never such a thing. She was made by magic.

>>81587357
She's a dragon witch already.

>>81590718
Wait, you're telling me some random 80's mecha anime predicted the Chris-chan dimensional merge?

>>81591905
Lol not quite that crazy. It's more like what Steins Gate or that Gundam currently airing later did but with way more trippy shit like talking sentient dinosaurs and weird-ass robots.

Smoking cigarette with waifu...

>>81592087
NEED
Would smoke American Spirit dark greens with her

>>81592201
>American Spirit
Based.
>dark greens
You're fucked in the head.

>>81592201
>menthol
Pussy. I'd give my waifu unfiltered camels and tell her it's for cool people then bully her when she coughs from it cause she's a huge dork.

Dead thread is dead.

>>81592310
How can I be fucked in the head, Kurt Cobain smoked them yk :^)

>>81569648
husbando in alternative hairstyle. it's not my favorite look for him but he still is really cute. also I like the idea of him wearing hair accessories time to time- it would absolutely be something he's into. in fact one anon mentioned to me clear buying a fruit hat and not only did it make me chuckle as something he'd absolutely do, it has been living rent free in my head all this time

Kino drawing, always love a good hug from Randal. Reminded me that I should get back to drawing husbandofagging stuff on my own.

there is only one really important person in my life

>>81593978
Earth anon!

>>81566226
there was spam here for YEARS and it kinda drove other anons off + there's no fresh faces cause no one even knows about these threads

>>81594507
My spam was the fucking best.

>>81593978
Still the stupidest waifu to have graced these threads. Even lower than fucking Kha'Zix on the waifu legitimacy ladder.

>the feel when will never get to end humanity with waifu

>>81594921
Hey! You leave EarthQueer alone! He/She is a pleasant poster.

>>81594931
Pleasant is for peasants, I only respect real waifufags with real waifus. You can't just pick a meme off twitter and call it your waifu and expect people to be okay with that. Honestly, it's insulting. Come into MY thread, post that joke of waifu... ridicule is exactly what the sped deserves.

>>81595012
Whoa we got a badass here! What you gonna do abount chud?

>>81595039
I'm going to adopt a large cat and release it into a local wildlife reserve every time I see that clown post here.

It's probably a good thing I fell out of love with my husbando when I did because a prediction I had about the next installment in his series came true. Waifuing a character from an ongoing source is a dangerous game.

>>81570473
I started reading his comic! it's quite a ride kek. I like how unapologetic it is in explaining absolutely NOTHING

>>81562509 (OP)
Nervously letting my retard waifu try her new spell on me

>>81595060
Actually pretty based. Get two each time, male and female. Cats fuck eco systems hard. They also torture stuff.

>>81569648
Anything shorter than shoulder length is extremely cursed.

>>81595156
>Cats fuck eco systems hard
explain

>>81566226
Toilets, they ruined all of r9k including this thread

>>81595831
>toilets
What would waifu think of your attitude towards women?

>>81595856
She would know that I am right and agree with me

>>81595879
I find that hard to believe. /waifu/ has always been a safe space for cunts as long as they have a waifu/husbando.

>>81590095
Based. I want to bathe her

>>81595831
show us on the doll where they hurt you

I'd do awful things to them

How would you help your waifu if she was sad or crying?

>>81595086
Based and ranfrenpilled. Make sure to tell me about your experience later.
>>81595948
I want to do bad then good things to him so that he understands that I mean well.
>>81595978
That's gonna be a tough one, it's rare to see Randal cry in general, esp. because he's sad.

Executing husbando for bad behaviour (setting a local orphanage on fire).

>>81594921
At least Earth-chan is someone's actual waifu.
>>81595073
What happened?
>>81595892
I will personally see to it that it's not a safe space for women with waifus who are not husbandos.
>>81595978
Sweets and headpats

>>81597281
>What happened?
They gave him a shipbait companion. That would've ended me back when he was still my man kek. I only date single fictional characters.

>>81594921
>Kha'Zix

>>81598016
Oof. I've been through that and... let's just say it wasn't pretty.

I like to drink alkaline water

>>81598457
what's that taste like

>>81598841
>what's that taste like
Water

>>81595671
They breed very quickly and devour whatever they can catch with no limit to hunger. If left unchecked they can wipe out species. Burds, rodents, lizards, etc. Then other animals suffer and the food chain falls apart. Its well documented. Cute genociding fluffers and chonkers.

>>81595978
Burn a church.

>>81598016
Pfft. My waifu made herself a harem one time. Don't mean shit to me. She was just lonely and wanted to be surrounded by hot and cute guys though, not fuck them. It was quite amusing. She's such a dork.

>>81598841
It probably tastes salty. ;^)

Waifu's card getting declined

>>81598457
Staying hydrated is good (esp. for waifu/husbando).

>>81601391
Being broke with waifu
Living in a tent with waifu
Smoking crack with waifu

>>81595978
Hug her tightly, cuddle a lot and tell her I'm there and offer to cook something for her. I don't want to see my waifu sad or in tears, breaks my heart :c

>>81601391
living in debt with waifu
living in poverty with waifu

Is your waifu a shorty?

>>81604662
What height qualifies a shorty?

>>81605160
Like around five feet. It's really a subjective thing. My waifu is 5'2" so I would consider that short. Cute short tsun bundle of furious hate and dorky weebness.

>>81604662
He's the shortest in his idol unit but still taller than me so idk
>>81605237
He's around 5'6" so I guess not then.

>>81605322
Well for a male that's short. Unless Asian or like Guatemalan or whatever.

>>81604662
Nope. He's taller than most of the humans/humanoids in his game.

>>81573768
pink eye is not as adorable as his shade of pink methinks

>>81574378
>You can't just do the gasmask?
I did also get one of those but I also wanna cosplay him around without it too. ya know, go all out as him!

>>81585872
>That is super cool that you are going to cosplay as Clear.
it's really exciting. I'm looking to go to a con sometime around fall if I can make it. I've only ever cosplayed twice before but this'll be the first time I go as husbando. hopefully he doesn't mind me stealing his look!
>I do not think I could ever do any contact lenses personally, touching the eye with anything is too weird to me.
yeah I already know that's going to be the biggest trouble with it all. especially since I rub my eyes all the time. I'm gonna ask /cgl/ for any tips on contacts sometime

>no snek wife to spend my days with after long and tiring days of work
What a shitty day/week/month/life

>>81567756
Wait for people to somehow come across these, as always

>>81569648
I love those kind of pictures, they make her cute horns more visible

>>81572463
>I've never used contacts before so I have no fucking idea how Imma put those shits on my eyes without losing my mind kek
Make sure they are well hydrated, dry lenses are a pain in the ass

>>81585297
>The miracle that she's alive
She's been dead for centuries sadly, but now she's a powerful and chaotic evil ghost girl

>>81591398
She really qualifies for the horror genre

>>81593978
She's the greatest thing on my life and I love her dearly because of it

>>81595831
Based and saarpilled

>>81595978
Shower her in love of course, I would try to know what's bothering her and do whatever I can to help and support her. Thing that's pretty much the thing I'd always do when she's in trouble or has stuff bothering her, I would love to be useful to her.

>>81604662
She's normally 158cm, which is fine considering that she's a japanese girl from a long time ago. She also gets to about 50m when she's really angry.

Is this like the /b/ waifu thread where its poorly disguised avatarfags meeting daily or are the anons here really attached to a char?

>>81606406
Yes. That one.

>>81579968
>accidentally summon succubus
>she turns on her charm to woo me
>slap her tits away
>SHUT UP BITCH I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HUSBANDO

>>81580332
a gas mask, an umbrella, some glow in the dark star stickers, a jellyfish plushie, a small transparent vase, and a florence and the machine cd album
a lot of florence's music makes me think of him. it's just so otherworldly like him I suppose

More often than not, what I see online takes away part of the enjoyment I have for my waifu until it ruins her for me. I know it's a me issue but I can't help it, I wish I could be stronger--have a stronger will--but looks like it'll always hit me in some way even when I pretend it doesn't.

>>81607371
What are you talking about? Schizo moment?

This but it's waifu.
https://youtu.be/E9-fRdgAdtU?si=QaECu1_Q8ms8E07C

>>81607616
It's clear enough.

>>81585297
clear was once just nuts and bolts. the baby pictures must be adorable
>miracle
I thank god everyday for the fact the stars aligned and I could meet clear. I was born in an english speaking country which let me learn english same as the fandom who cracked and translated the game from the people who made the game he is in from the writer and artist and voice actor who portray him so beautifully. ya know?
of course, years after pirating it, they released an official english version on steam. you bet your ass I bought it too to support him and games like it

>>81590095
you would hate her true form, fake waifufaggot

survive the night ok?

>>81604662
5'4 is a little short for a teen boy I believe. But that's fine, he will grow eventually.

Does anyone else collect merch of their waifu?

>>81608067
>little short for a teen boy I believe
depends how teen he is like if he's done with puberty or not

>>81608553
ive got 2 figurines, as a neet with absolutely zero income its a very valuable thing

>>81608675
He has developmental issues it seems.
>>81608553
No money (for now) but I plan to buy some official stuff eventually.

Waifu left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again

>>81605343
He's literally heir to a noble samurai bloodline so I'd say he counts as pretty Asian.
>>81605583
I see. Dedication to going all out for waifu, admirable.
>>81606406
Idk about everyone else but I'm definitely attached to Tsukasa for real.
>>81608553
Picrel

waifu baking cake

>>81608712
>LtoR
Lord the of Rings

>>81594163
Earth chan!!
>>81595012
Earth chan might just be a meme to you, but to me, it's the person I like.
Since I'm a joke, as well, we're only inbreeding, don't worry...
>>81611077
waifu eating cake

i love him sp mmuch

>>81611140
You know this isn't what it says.
>>81611575
He does remind of South Park sometimes.

I'm gonna eat 5 lbs of salad to impress him.

>>81590095
>sayafag
holy based. we have never gotten a vn that quite scratches the itch this one did again. put urubutcher on a new project

>>81590718
sometimes I think about if there's someone who acts somewhat like clear out there in the world. statistically there must be. it would be cool to befriend them, if so. but the stars will probably not align to meet them. a shame really, but such is life- another ship in the night

>>81595978
Kana seems like someone who needs a shoulder to cry on, but she also has certain irrationalities that she could benefit with discussing with others. Either way, I want to help her out. Even my cool waifu has stress catch up to her sometimes, no matter how tough she can act
>>81604662
Kana is only 160cm which to me qualifies as quite short. She also a very petite build
>>81606305
158cm is very tall for a Japanese woman from ages ago. Average height of Japanese males from 1000-1500 was only 159 cm. Shorter than my waifu! A diet of rice and whatever scraps you grab from the forest isn't very healthy!
>>81606406
I fear it devolves into that but there are times when it really is pure waifu love and is very nice. I really do love my waifu, unironically, and treat her as my partner and spouse who simply is not here in this world

Having a husbando with an unique taste in pets.

>>81615744
As a radical feminist I find this image extremely problematic.

>>81616243
So? Go back to plebbit lmao.

>>81616316
The great women of history did not suffer under patriarchy just to have their legacy undermined by silly little girls like you play into male power fantasies. What kind of message do you think an image like that sends to the creeps lurking this thread? Do you even realize how your actions validate toxic male perceptions of women and girls? Sometimes I think a world without men would finally allow women to live with peace and dignity, then I remember that pathetic pickmes like you would still find a way to degrade us all.

>>81616393
I'm the toxic male you're talking about. Now go back to flickering your bean to Columbine shooters and planning to murder your parents while I harmlessly fantasies about Randal.

>>81616417
You will never be a man. You have abandoned yourself for a delusion. They will identify your skeleton as female.

Daily reminder:
Please do not respond to such obvious bait
Also, murder all lesbians.

>>81616467
What did lesbians ever do to you, you fat kike?

>>81616486
Are u going to kill her husbando when the Femreich gets established...

>>81616486
Hoo boy, where to begin? As if it wasn't enough for them to destroy any chance I had at a childhood and adolescence... Fuckers had to spread that exact same shit everywhere and make everything all about themselves no matter what. They live in their cute little cottages eating kale and spewing hateful diatribe day in and day out about how people like my husbando deserve death for not being pretty enough. They think they're entitled to every woman ever; sure, they may squee over how women are so perfect and amazing they cream themselves, but if you, as a woman, dare defy their will? God have mercy on your poor soul. They want everything to be one hundred percent perfect for them at all times and make you feel like literal human garbage if you don't single-handedly accomplish that. I've always hated their guts. I hate their ugly ass haircuts, I hate the uncannily similar speech patterns they all use, I hate that they lurk in the Target bathroom molesting preteens and no one gives a single shit about it. But most of all I hate what they've done to everything I once loved. They got their greedy, ugly, pussy-stinking hands on it and it's all ruined forever and you can't do anything about it because they have us all convinced they're somehow the victims. Every single dyke deserves death, yet even then I will never be satisfied. Not with the irreparable damage they've done. I hope they choke.

>Thread is just going to derail into /pol/ tier schizo ranting now
Cool

>>81616950
Did you get McRaped by a gay fempedo? That's hot.

My wife and her girlfriend.
Wow this thread got funny while I was out today.

>>81616393
>muh patriarchy
Back to red*dit you go

It would be so funny if the radfem poster was my brown fujo cousin

>>81616950
remember when you thought you were fugo and felt a "phantom penis"

>>81616950
This will sound crazy but this post has the same typing style as an Israeli talking about Palestinians in Hebrew on xitter
Cool to see how genetics can manifest

Fuck Palestine. For real. How the fuck does anyone who supposedly isn't insane support their bullshit?

the thread was going so well but got damaged all of a sudden

>>81617419
Ikr? Its totally not cause I'm here.

>>81617419
she can't help but get baited like a fucking retard every time

>>81617005
Who in their right mind finds anything hot about a fat ugly PCOSer forcing a child face first into her putrescent vulva?

>>81617490
>Who in their right mind finds anything hot about a fat ugly PCOSer forcing a child face first into her putrescent vulva?
A fat ugly PCOSer apparently

>>81617375
Honestly with that loredrop it's easy to see why. Such abuse is a problem, and I'm not psychologist but it's clear that it can have many damaging effects.

>>81617375
She still does the phantom dick shit lmao

>>81617631
*not a psychologist
Don't want anyone to think I'm an esl now do we

This but with waifu.
I love her so much. Im totally not drunk
https://youtu.be/QI8VrXkffcg?si=MTvjVKpeDQUhBxhe

>>81617490
In my mind she was super hot and it was just like out of my Japanese cartoons.

>>81608021
Stay the Night(tm)

>>81608553
My girl doesn't have much sadly so I already got pretty much everything, without counting stuff like 50 dollars keychains or acrylics I make for her. I'd like to have all her Arcade cards but they are hard to get here

>>81614844
>Kiyo was Feudal Japan's Medusa
That's great to know, I love my big waif

>>81617419
Not being able to ignore obvious baits is part of the waifufag culture

>>81617670
>getting drunk and her being the only thing I can think of, just to end up talking about her for literal hours
Amazing feeling

>>81617795
Her and music.
Also the goverm
Amd guns
And human society being bullshit
And how must prople really are stupid goy

Shes so fucking cool. Burns everything, literally controls fucking Fafnir. Hates humanity n stuff. Likes sharks hates dolphins because dolphins are the evilest thing on earth by 1000x
Is a total weeb
Has THREE KATANAS NIGGA THREE
A fat ass but quite perfect and toned not some fatty bounce shit
Just wants to be loved. Fucking tsun.
Just wants to die, but in a satisfying way
Likes to bully too
Draws and writrs doujins even furshit like wtf bitch why you do that girl your crazy and I love shit with nuts in it
Is such a cute dork. Fucking dork.
Yellow eyes and death pale white as ashes skin.
Boobies.
What else, cool outfits awesome fashin. Cool evil dragon symbol on her flag. Fuck she's the best by far. The fuck have wasted my life. She sets me on fire and I burn to rise from ashes like a phoenix. This new capt ha sucks btw. No I wont fix my srunken phone spelli g errors. Idgaf fuck. Suck my dick. Also Im a vengeance seeking vigilate militant "terrorist" and she nearly destroyed france for burning her. Good combo I think.

obvious bait and taking it name a more iconic duo

A beach episode except Randal doesn't take his clothes off and it looks a little awkward.

shit thread desu
why do we make these threads again???
or have we lost respect for our waifus?

>>81618144
BECAUSE
I
LOVE
HER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tc0gLSSU1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tc0gLSSU1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tc0gLSSU1M

>>81618144
I like to shitpoat and get drunk and attentionwhore UwU

>>81618189
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>81618189
Why?
>>81618259
Then find somewhere else to do that. Everyfag here is an elitist nigger that doesn't care about anyone except themselves. Unless you're one of them people that fake having a waifu just to fit in with them.

>>81618303
I shitpost everywhere anywhere when i want
Ive been doing it for years man
I can shitpost aboutnher
Fake this dake that you niggers ae so weird man
Whats your favorite daft punk ssong?

>>81618329
So... I'll assume you're one of the fakes? You do you, just don't fall for the bullshit agenda they spread and live your own life.
First daft punk song that comes to mind is Get Lucky. What's your favorite?

>>81618367
Idk wtf youre even talking about nigger
I ran out of dailys now im going to sober up ;_;
First to always come to mind for me is veridis quo

>>81618467
You said it yourself, you're drunk. Nothing I say will make sense to you so why bother explaining it?
>veridis quo
Good choice. Do you have any other bands you like, or interests at the moment?

>>81618189
A big mangy tabby, real mean fella, straight out my car door and into a waterbird nesting sanctuary. Oops, sorry earth-chan!

>>81618513
It just sounds that "gotta waifu this way muh rules not real unless you join our cult" shit

>>81618513
Jpegmafia, liffelike, death grips, cape coral, daft punk, dlb, mindless self indulgence, dj blyatman, sporty o, cigarettes after sex, and some richard harris, snd a few mainstream pop songs too

>>81618620
Oh yeah that list is all ive listened this evening i meant

>>81618467
Randy is that you? How long have you been out of prison?

I can't take this anymore I need a hug from Randal or I will die aaaaaaa.

>>81618620
>It just sounds that "gotta waifu this way muh rules not real unless you join our cult" shit
Pretty much this. Bunch of control freak faggotry.
Couple pretty good artists you named there. I recommend you check out Bebop and Bubbles. Good shit right there.

>>81618689
kys faggot you are as fake as your "love" for that character

>>81618689
Is it true you think you're a tranny?

>>81618727
Only if it takes me to Canada where I can be together with Randal, sweet cheeks.

>>81618758
Trannies? On my basket weaving forum!? Its more likely than you think!

>>81618779
Randal would never love a disgusting mutilated woman with ugly scars where he tits used to be and a frog voice. A feminine little girl too retarded to understand what a woman is, who copes with injecting herself with drugs in a futile attempt to escape her own reality.

>>81618761
>>81618779
your husbando wouldn't love you

highest quality /waifu/ thread

>>81617795
>My girl doesn't have much sadly so I already got pretty much everything
I know that feeling. Marie doesn't have much either. It's hard to find stuff of her's in general, but it's especially hard to find stuff that I don't already have.

I love my husbando, he is sweet, and silly, and most importantly, polite.

>>81618942
Real sh*t?

lively thread today

>>81595231
the length looks pretty good on him too. do you keep your alternative yone looks in a separate folder like I do? I dunno how you guys always pull up specific pics so quick

>>81606305
>shitty life without waifu
what an absolute mood
>Make sure they are well hydrated, dry lenses are a pain in the ass
I'll keep that in mind! I've never used contacts before so any tips are welcome

>>81619273
>do you keep your alternative yone looks in a separate folder like I do?
Yup. I have my Yone art folder organized by his skins, then I have sub folders for each skin where he's solo and then the one where he's with other champions. The other characters he's featured with most often will get their own dedicated sub folder. Then I also have other folders for art that features Yone and all his different skins together and folders for art that feature tropes or aesthetics that are commonly drawn like rule 63, maid dresses, kemonomimi etc. It makes it much easier to pull up specific images I want when I know where it's at. It also kinda gives me an idea of which skins are most popular with artists,

>>81595978
I'd listen to his worries, caress him, try to offer some kinda help in way way I can, give him a pep talk, give him a great big hug, let him know that through thick and thin I'll be here for him. then when he feels a little better we can do something that'll help him cheer up like his favorite things. if he can't think of any at the moment I'll suggest we listen to his favorite tunes while I show him the latest memes I saved
or something like that. hopefully I can be the light in his darkest nights as he is mine

>>81596009
>Make sure to tell me about your experience later.
I'll keep you posted then kek! I first heard about the comic from browsing /cm/ once in a blue moon

>>81604662
he's canonically 5'9, which I think is quite tall compared to my 5'1 self. honestly I didn't expect him to be this tall, but it's fine either way. now that I think about it, he'd uh, probably have to lean down to kiss me huh
regnwekfnewjngjkerign

>>81617935
I remember when I used to waifu all of the Jeanne but being picked on because of it and getting spammed with porn of her made me dislike her.

It's gonna get cold eventually, gotta stay warm (with love).

>>81618779
Damn, a real bona fide FtM in the wild. Haven't seen one of those in years! I suppose the radfem is privy to some discord drama that I've long since left.

>>81620541
FTMs are the most common tranny variant

>>81620553
Perhaps irl. Online, MtFs are fare more vocal and somewhat more numerous due to their high neuroticism

>>81617631
I'll forgive you for assuming I must have been dyke diddled because it's not your fault. They want you to believe only certain traumatic experiences count. It's part of their plot to demonize men. Things like what I went through, that are entirely their own damn fault and cannot be blamed on a man, are minimalized at best. I've seen that happen with my own two eyes since I was thirteen. But make no mistake, lesbians most definitely do rape underage girls and get away with it.

Trannies should be dumped in the ocean and fed to sharks and eels.
Genocide of trannies is the only way to save society.

>>81621210
So what did you mean by
>As if it wasn't enough for them to destroy any chance I had at a childhood and adolescence
>Who in their right mind finds anything hot about a fat ugly PCOSer forcing a child face first into her putrescent vulva?

Shut the fuck up nobody cares
Post your waifu without the /pol/ shit or kill yourself

>>81621272
Probably saw someone get diddled rather than being the didlee.
Though it is still likely to explain many things such as the guro fetishism, husbando switching, et cetera.

>>81621272
They controlled the school system I went through and made sure it was as miserable for me as possible. Singled me out for special brainwashing and punishment every time I was anything less than perfect. I was naive and alone and couldn't recognize my own feelings and they took advantage of it to mold me into the perfect soldier in the war on men. I hated every second of it. I just wanted a normal school life and, as if legit "I'm actually socially retarded for real" autism didn't do enough to obliterate any chance I had at that, they used that exact same autism as an excuse to intervene and make absolutely sure my youth bared no resemblance whatsoever to anything I wanted. I was not allowed to like boys or take interest in fashion. By the time I got to high school I was so fed up with it that I was often too depressed to go to school. I was smart but did horribly and ultimately dropped out while midwitted normie girls graduated with top honors for, essentially, being the perfect pawn I never could. And it's only been downhill since. They've moved beyond some random blue-America school district and are now pulling this shit on the entire world. It makes me so angry that I developed literal cyclic vomiting from all my stress despite being a NEET over that very anger.
And as for the other thing, that's just how any reasonable human being would react to the implication that lesbian pedorape is hot.

>>81621415
it must be hard for your husbando to have such a schizophrenic wife

If I was still in my peak trolling era I would have made a lesbian waifuist persona to get her nipples in a twist, preferably one with a loli waifu
Alas I am now a married man with better things to do

this creature used to make my nutsack explode when i saw it on youtube all those years ago...

>>81622662
Isn't that creature from The Adventures of Mark Twain?

>>81617795
>>81618259
I love to drink with my waifu too. It's a wonderful feeling that brings me closer to her, and is something we'd always enjoy doing together. I like to imagine getting Kana into fancier drinks
>>81618620
You better believe waifuism has rules, just like everything else in society, and that people who violate the rules should be viewed as lesser people. That's why polyfags are not waifuists, neither are people who switch to new "waifus" every few months.

>>81623182
As an allegedly dangerous supposed anarchist I can say "Fuck the rules." Also the "waifuism" rules are cult shit. Just calling it waifuism sounds like some pseudo religious nonsense.

>>81623582
McRandal I wish you would really kill someone and not just shit up an obscure thread on /b/. Your life would have more value wasted.

>>81623600
Are you trying to flirt with me?
Also I would only kill someone in self defense/intrusion of muh property. Or in civil war to get rid of Sharia, communism, and/or liberals.

>>81623619
I am flirting with you. It will not be long before you receive my big American cock.

>>81623636
L-lewd! Baka! There's anons reading this...

Who wants to see my prison tattoo?! Here it is!

>>81623797
My POV while I'm fucking that randalbussy and nibbling his ear.

>>81623820
You know. I never knew so many people wanted to fuck me until I went to jail. Especially the democrat feds.

/waifu/ - Waifu General

>>81624111
They oughta rename this thread to /assrape/

>>81624111
Post waifu then? Bet you're too scared. Crybaby backed bitch.

>>81624208
/bussygen/

thread took a weird turn

>>81624667
Your face is going to take a weird turn under my foot.

>>81623619
That's a shame. Just think of how many lesbians you could have killed by now!

>>81624885
Pfft, you're an idiot.

https://youtu.be/7oxdIgUOuyw?si=ue63WfwY6pkhouR3

>>81624820
youll never catch me alive coppers

>>81626061
>me
>a cop
Shiet. You got me fucked up.

Someone invite to the place

>>81626568
G9xErfMdR3

>>81606406
I love him. I adore him. I cherish him. I admire him. one could say I almost worship him. he motivates me. he inspires me. he's my muse. I've been loyal to him for just over 10+ years
I visited the /b/ waifu threads once but it was rather strange. not much discussion, they seem pretty chill though

>>81608553
anything I can get my hands on! official or fanmade or otherwise. I have one of his limited edition nendos which- thank god I got it before they ran out and started costing $250 off second-hand sellers holy. there's a lot of fanmade keychains on etsy that I want to get eventually too- I have them wishlisted for a later time. it's fitting since I tried to start a keychain collection as a kid
and friends/family have gifted me a lot of amazing custom designed or homemade clear themed treasures!

>not getting waifu tattooed on your back like Steve-O

>>81606406
I don't know about anyone else here but I am. Even if Randal was an actual chair I would still love him the same.

>>81608688
super cool shinobu fig. I always really liked the headwings trope

>>81608712
>official stuff
what's kinds of stuff is there of randal? do you have anything specific in mind at the moment?

>>81610198
banger ass shrine. what are those types of plushies called by the way- the giant head ones? I see them around a lot and they remind me of molecar kek

>>81617935
>girl your crazy and I love shit with nuts in it
based. a little crazy is kino

>>81628427
I think they're nesobera? If I'm remembering this right. Some people just call all the Enstars plushies nuis though.

>>81628145
hmmm, waifu tattoo

>>81628844
I'm gonna get one of her. Not entirely sure wht yet though.

Here's part of my Marie collection. I have much more, but this is all I could fit into a photo. Wish I had a nicer bedroom, though.

>>81629057
I don't mean to alarm you but Glados is in your room

>>81629087
Kek it does look like Glados. I've never noticed that.

>>81628427
>do you have anything specific in mind at the moment?
As of rn I'm thinking getting the Pet Raising Simulator and stickers, maybe the pdf of first two zines. There isn't much character-centric merch available just general stuff. There's also these acrylic stands, might try and get one too.

>>81629057
>LOLI cap
Absolutely unhinged.

>>81629827
You mean absolutely BASED

>>81629966
Check em double dubs yo

>>81629966
based if he wears it in public

Medetashi medetashi~

>>81628965
where you planning to get it?

morning waifugen

Who would win, Randy vs. Randal

>>81633049
Randy is a cripple, even a child could beat him in a fight. Anyone here, real or fictional, could easily overpower him and rape him.

Why fight when we can live in harmony (and be in FDJ together).

>>81604662
Yes, at least in comparison to humans. He's 3'3. His shoes also give him a boost, so it's a bit of a meme that he's shorter than average for his species too. I like that, I think it's cute.

>>81633178
1v1 me irl faggot. Pussy if you don't!

>>81633634
Fuck peace. There can be no peace.

Too bad I can't go on vacations anymore, basking in the sun with Randal would be great.

>>81632075
Oh idk probably my chest or side. I already got plans for hands and arms.

>>81631127
Absolutely no bulge on that nigga

>>81618953
At this point, I have almost everything related to Anna and Yuni. Now I am on to the phase of making new stuff myself.
>>81627890
Anna and Yuni always inspire me to grow my art in new and exciting ways. And to learn and become better for their sake.
/b/ threads are okay. I went there for a time and had some friends. Strange sounds right, chaotic too.
>>81629057
That is awesome! I wish I had all my stuff up on display like that, and that there was a lot more stuff to display to be honest.

>>81633634
whats fdj

>>81636302
Freue Deutsche Jugend, duh.

how would waifu celebrate the 4th of july?

Randall R. Berka II, what are your thoughts on the POTUS Donald J. Trump. Anything you'd like to do to him if given the chance?

>>81637990
With fireworks.

Waifu but she is in a FNF mod for some reason

>>81637990
He's Japanese but would definitely enjoy some red, white and blue sweets!

>>81639097
Autism is a wonderful thing

>>81638202
Vote for a third term obviously. :^) He needs ten more years bro.

>>81637990
Burning France.

>>81639784
>Burning France
why

>>81640614
Because that's what she does. Also I love France personally. Rich history, great achievements. Amazong art. But now its overrun by libs, nigs, and muslims. Burn it clean. It's fucked man. Needs a wake up call. Through destruction. Most of western society does. Btw I'm a terrorist according to the Biden Administration ;^)

>>81640727
>But now its overrun by libs, nigs, and muslims
So you're saying they really are in Paris?

>>81640889
Yes? The fuck you mean?