Does converting to Judaism give you Israeli citizenship? Can you move to Israel and start a new life there?

>>81563865 (OP)
Thinking Homer

>>81563865 (OP)
Yeah, but you'd actually have to end up converting and doing all of the retarded shit jews religiously do, just saying I'm a jew won't cut it

>>81564775
He's considering it too.

>>81563865 (OP)
If Home is White, why is he yellow?

>>81563865 (OP)
They actually check if your dick got the snip snip

>>81563865 (OP)
it's a really long process and absolutely not worth it (I'm an Israeli). There are better alternatives than living in this hellhole.

yes but state only recognizes orthodox conversion. so goodbye foreskin.

>>81566225
Cut dick is better anyway

>>81567375
shalom rabbi. no it is not, that's why nobody does it except for religious reasons.

>>81567858
I got it done for medical reasons.

>>81563865 (OP)
no, it's a birthright thing, not a religion thing

>>81566188
Are the average secular jews actually welcoming towards converts there in Israel? I've heard some of the orthodox ones can be total cunts to them.

>>81565658
No way they're going to check your dick.

>>81568292
Unironically they do

>>81563865 (OP)
Doesn't Israel keep an extremely detailed background check to see if you actually had a Jewish ancestor?

>>81568903
I don't think so. Sounds fake.

>>81568251
sure. if you get gangrene it is better to lose a toe than your life.

>>81565639
He's becoming Chinese.

>>81563865 (OP)
What is Homer soldering?

>>81570280
Something. Probably metal scrap.

>>81570015
It reminds me of this

>>81563865 (OP)
Israeli Jews see outsider jews completely different, it's worse when you aren't the same race

>>81571728
Homero chino