Thread 81563995

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Anonymous 6/21/2025, 3:47:32 PM No.81563995 [Report] >>81564259 >>81564261 >>81564276 >>81564322 >>81564339 >>81564368 >>81564619 >>81565243 >>81565267 >>81565274

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>join a club and meet a dude there
>think i made my first actual friend
>he invites me to a house party
>i get there, its 5 degrees outside but i know ill be warm inside
>text him im here
>10 minutes later
>no response
>text him again
>he responds and tells me he'll open the door
>20 minutes later
>text him again
>no response
>clearly hear the party going on
>go home
I think I should've blown their building up.

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 4:06:43 PM No.81564155 [Report]

I think you should of shit on his door handle or some crazy shit. Blowing up the building would be great, but meh. Hopefully that fag gets aids or some shit.

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 4:14:59 PM No.81564235 [Report]

>NORMIED

ah the neurotypical experience

you need to have discernment because these demon humans want to use you for their ego

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 4:17:12 PM No.81564259 [Report] >>81565228

>>81563995 (OP)
You know where he lives, you can do whatever you want. Start filling the piss bottles up
What club is it?

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 4:17:24 PM No.81564261 [Report]

>>81563995 (OP)
When he inevitably tries to talk to you like nothing happened just snub him. Dont stop going to the club tho cuz then he'll use you as a stepping stool to elevate himself in the club

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 4:18:57 PM No.81564276 [Report]

>>81563995 (OP)
Shit in his mailbox and wipe your dick on the door handles

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 4:23:47 PM No.81564322 [Report]

>>81563995 (OP)
The punchline is the door was open op just pulled on the knob instead of pushing the door open so the guy left him to rot until he figured it out (he never did)

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 4:25:32 PM No.81564339 [Report] >>81565228

>>81563995 (OP)
how fucking autistic are you?
he's busy partying not checking his phone
you were supposed to just walk in
now he's gonna see the messages and wonder why the fuck you just stood outside lmao

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 4:27:50 PM No.81564368 [Report] >>81565228 >>81565476

>>81563995 (OP)
https://voca.ro/16I9BWZrSRMK

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:03:57 PM No.81564619 [Report]

>>81563995 (OP)
who made this picture is this AI who made it who did this

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:27:14 PM No.81565228 [Report] >>81565476

>>81564259
it was a university club. it was a year ago but i just remembered it.
>>81564339
>>81564368
outside door was locked, told him all of that. dont know what you would call it, i guess it'd be an apartment rather than a house.

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:29:47 PM No.81565243 [Report]

>>81563995 (OP)
find something that's extremely large and extremely cheap, and order as much of it as possible to be delivered to his house

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:33:06 PM No.81565267 [Report]

>>81563995 (OP)
is that fucking maggie smith

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:34:22 PM No.81565274 [Report]

>>81563995 (OP)
>goes to a house party
>expects anything other than a shitty time
lmfaoooo

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:56:11 PM No.81565476 [Report]

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>>81564368
>>81565228
https://voca.ro/1579RXeUp7tt