Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:45:25 PM No.81567207
You spot this Asian cougar at a bar and she smiles at you.
What do you do next?
What do you do next?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:52:10 PM No.81567292
>>81567207 (OP)
I face a different direction and go back to my screwdriver
I face a different direction and go back to my screwdriver
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:52:25 PM No.81567294
>>81567207 (OP)
*Pushes up glasses while looking up at her with middle finger, making sure not to put any other fingers down so I'm not flipping her the bird*.
Walk up to her, say hey, I like your glasses, what's a young fair maiden like you doing out here alone?
This should make her blush as I've called her young, the equivalent of asking a 32 year old woman for ID.
I would then offer to buy her a drink of her choice, if she refuses, I'll do it anyway to show my my kindness.
I'd then make some kind of small talk with deep topics, making sure to keep the conversation light hearted. I'd occasionally glance at her breasts to signal I'm interested.
At this point, as I'm white, she should be all over me, I'd ask for her whatsapp and email.
*Pushes up glasses while looking up at her with middle finger, making sure not to put any other fingers down so I'm not flipping her the bird*.
Walk up to her, say hey, I like your glasses, what's a young fair maiden like you doing out here alone?
This should make her blush as I've called her young, the equivalent of asking a 32 year old woman for ID.
I would then offer to buy her a drink of her choice, if she refuses, I'll do it anyway to show my my kindness.
I'd then make some kind of small talk with deep topics, making sure to keep the conversation light hearted. I'd occasionally glance at her breasts to signal I'm interested.
At this point, as I'm white, she should be all over me, I'd ask for her whatsapp and email.