where can I find an twink loser bf as an ugly femcel? I just want a man that wears glasses and is 20+ that's it

>>81569559 (OP)
38 is technically 20+ but probably not what you're thinking.

>>81569559 (OP)
I already experienced twink death.
I look a lot like that guy except muscular and more grizzled from a life of manual labor.

>>81569559 (OP)
Have you ever heard of bill Dickey

>>81569559 (OP)
Patrician taste sister, this is also my ideal type of man but they are actually so hard to find and already taken, usually.

>>81569559 (OP)
literally insta. it's flooded with anyone trying to get their aesthetic hobby past the first stage of having no one care about it.

>>81569570
38 is fine if ur skinny

Yeah I look like this but I play the harmonica instead

>>81569617
Cool, I'm usually too old for 4chan femanons nowadays. I am skinny and have glasses. Are you in the US, like somewhere in driving distance of Texas?

>>81569559 (OP)
I'm not that skinny anymore, I don't use my glasses anymore because my eyesight somehow magically fixed itself by staring at my PC screen, but I can always just wear em anyway.

A loser femcel is my ideal girl but I'm never meeting one that isn't a slut, I only attract utter sluts and psychos. Oh yeah and I'm brown so there goes that, goodbye femoid it was nice talking to myself in your thread.

>>81569636
oh then do you have disc?

>>81569559 (OP)
I fit ur description but might also troon long term

>>81569559 (OP)
I'm all that but I'm not a twink :(

>>81569714
yeah im in the us, im kind of far from Texas though

>>81569724
your eyesight fixed itself?

>>81569848
At least no passporting required I guess. My discord tag's thisisafancyrestaurant if you want to add me anyway.

>>81569559 (OP)
I LOOK LIKE THIS EXCEPT INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE THIS I'M A HULKED UP PHYSICAL NASTY BROLIC DOG OF WAR BUT IF YOU'D LIKE I CAN STILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CANNIBALIZE YOU

>>81570061
hi fren!!! it's me shinposter (as you call me) how are you doing today?

>>81569559 (OP)
He is not a loser he is a successful musician you dumb broad

>>81570098
PRETTY GOOD I SQUATTED HEAVY AS FUCK TODAY AND DESPITE HAVING ABOUT 2 MONTHS WORTH OF NOT SQUATTING UNDER MY BELT, I'VE STILL RETAINED ALMOST MY FULL STRENGTH.

ALSO I WANTED TO CUT MY HAIR BUT REALIZED MY CUTTER IS TOO SHORT. WAS THINKING OF JUST GOING PURE SKINHEAD BUT I'M NOT JACKED ENOUGH TO PULL THAT OFF YET, AND BESIDES, MY HAIR IS TOO THICK AND LUSCIOUS TO NOT SHOW OFF AT LEAST A LITTLE.

DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO KEEP PLAYING OOT TODAY BUT I TORRENTED SOME MOVIES AND PIRATED A FEW METAL ALBUMS OFF BANDCAMP, AND TOMORROW I'M GONNA GO TO THE GAS STATION WHERE THIS REALLY CUTE CHICK WORKS AND DO... SOMETHING. I DO NOT HAVE A DEFINITIVE PLAN OF ATTACK I JUST NEED THE EYE CANDY.

>>81570098
THAT ALL BEING SAID HOW ARE YUO, MY MELANCHOLY FRIEND? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. HAVE YUO STARTED TRYING 2 LIFT HEAVY AS FUCK WEIGHTS YET? LAST I HEARD YOU'D FINALLY RECOVERED FROM YOUR EX DUMPING YOU AND ARE READY TO MOVE ON.

>>81569559 (OP)
I'm 22, glasses.
But we all know you're not fucking a incel.

>>81569855
Yeah went to the optometrist for a new prescription last year and suddenly i was .5 negative in one eye and perfectly normal in the other. No idea how, used to be awake in bed staring at my phone all night at times for years.

>>81569559 (OP)
Thats me, im a lanklet with long curly hair and glasses

>>81570306
>>81570313
I see! I'm actually letting my hair grow, my hair is like my best feature so I don't want to cut it. I haven't started lifting again yet, I always exercise for like a week or 2 but then I lose all motivation, I'm losing weight by fasting instead but it would be cool to have muscles like kenshiro!
and I did say I was going to finally accept that my gf dumped me and she was never coming back but I haven't really gotten over her and I certainly haven't recovered, hell today I woke up feeling really sad and empty, I almost started crying (but I didn't I was able to hold it in) I think I'm going to need drugs or something to get over her to be honest, I might never recover, or maybe I'll get lucky and find a new girl (highly doubt it)

also good luck with that cute girl at the gas station! (I'm my other computer so I don't have any hokuto no ken images so here's toad instead)

>>81570325
I don't mind an incel