Why do zoomers look smaller and younger compared to millennials when they were the same age?

>>81570552 (OP)
not enough lard

buy lard

eat lard

stock up on lard

>>81570552 (OP)
as a late millenial, my mom raised me pescatarian and due to lack of lard I grew up bisexual, young-looking and less than 6"3 like my dad who did grow up on lard.
I am a measly 6"1 lardcell now due to all this, don't be like me.

>>81570604
mince pies are so good.........

they dont eat enough lard

>>81570552 (OP)
Samefag ahh thread holyyy

>>81570569
>strangecosmos.com
>look inside
>gangnam style garbage
do bugs really?

>>81570651
it's just what I found on duckduckgo, ma'am

I just made pie crust out of lard, flour, and water. I'm going to make a pizza and some pop tarts. I'm going to crack an egg and add a little milk to make an egg wash so that it comes out shiny and golden brown.

rate my pizza /b/ >_<

>>81570619
the dual-vector foil is hitting

>>81571595
you didn't use enough lard you FUCKING DONKEY

>>81571664
I used lard instead of butter in the crust >_<
It is so flaky that it's CRUNCHY

>>81571595
Ah it looks, ah ehm, very, uh, pizza-y

>>81571595
ni gga ehat the fuck is that

>>81571707
It's my dinner (now I'm full of lard)