ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS SEX, WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID FOIDS GRANT ME THAT.

look, the man lets his desires control him. Truly he cannot be king of the world if he can't even rule over his own body!

>>81570591
Based lord farquaad

you gotta quest

>>81570591
>>81570639
farquaad literally lost White Queen to fat nigger who fucked her so hard she didn't look White anymore

>>81570573 (OP)
I sincerely believe I'm owed sex. From the girl reading this, specifically

>>81570573 (OP)
Love and sex it's just a stupid fuking game that doesn't come with a tutorial and everyone is expected to be good and know what is going on behind the screen

>>81570783
tbf getting laid seems to be pretty easy i mean everyone's doing it right? so its probably pretty easy.

>>81570849
Yeah if you make yourself look fuckble and go on dating sites and swipe on every fat bitch on Thier you will hit something but everyone here are either looking for a virgin a girlfriend or 8 and above witch is not easy if you are not naturally handsome

>>81570573 (OP)
>>81570686
You are sick in the head.
Original.

>>81571881
Pussy starvation is a serious condition. Denying me sex is like denying water to a man in a desert

>>81570686
I'm too ugly zough

>>81571913
Men are always complaining how "women can't give love" meanwhile the only reason they want to be with woman is pussy.

>>81571928
nuh uh

>>81571944
I want love too, but I've accepted I'm unlovable

>>81571978
accept youre unfuckable too then

>>81572028
That's like accepting your lungs can't receive air
SAAR please give the sex

>>81572063
You only care about sex so why not just pay a prostitute

>>81572089
>why not just pay a prostitute
I will before my 22nd
To be serious what I crave is female validation, for a woman to deem me human enough that I'm allowed to touch her
I'm going to pay for sex just to get rid of my v-card, I won't enjoy it

if you can't get sex, it's because you have poor looks or poor social skills. simple as

>>81570591
>HAHA if you want to experience the most bsic and common biological act a human can then you're being unreasonable

>>81572123
What women determine to be poor looks and or social skills is unreasonable. Most chads are assholes yet you fuck them. You dont need or deserve good looks or social skills. Cunt

>>81570573 (OP)
Your right to be upset anon. Women act like getting pussy is like finding gold. Its not. Its as common a need as drinking water.

>>81572236
You can want to experience that without acting like op.

I DONT WANT SEX I WANT TO KILL

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>>81570674
shrek is white as evidenced in shrek 2