>wanna do butt stuff cuz horny
>don't want to get dildo shitty
>get brilliant idea to make my own enema
>make an enema out of a water bottle and modify the cap
>pump a whole bottles worth of water up my ass
>it feels really weird coming out
>have the best self fuck session ever

why haven't you gotten (or made your own) enema yet anons?

>>81570923 (OP)
these threads are hot until i remember it is either a man making them or an obese unattractive female

>>81570932
I'm not an obese woman

>>81570923 (OP)
When you're fucking your ass what do you fantasize about

>>81571012
Ill be honest, nothing much, just laying on my back with my feet up turns me on.

my mind goes blank until I cum lol

>>81571022
>Ill be honest, nothing much, just laying on my back with my feet up turns me on.

>my mind goes blank until I cum lol
That's hot. I could make you cum.

>>81571089
no you couldn't sorry anon.

>>81571089
ewwwww, I'm not actually gay

butt stuff just feels better than vaginal sex

Meanwhile, I get really turn on by enemas themselves. It's my favorite fetish.

>>81570923 (OP)
I read that turkey basters also work for this purpose

>>81571125
I didn't really have a turkey baster, also I live with other people so them using something I put up my ass would be nasty

>>81571124
even if shit is involved

>>81571165
No, I mainly get turn on by the water going in.

>>81571269
that's a really neat way to show that there is water flowing through the tube and how fast it's going.

>still needing to douche
Lmao, kindergarten shit. If you get enough fiber and stick to the right diet you can spontaneously fuck yourself in the ass with zero preparation whenever you want as long as you don't have to actively shit in that moment. My shits are like bricks almost every single time. They don't leave anything behind. I poop and I'm already clean before I even go to wipe. Get on my level faggot

>>81570923 (OP)
I did this when i was 14 and then gooned to mlp, when i was 18 i did it with whipped cream into my bfs face hehe, I grew up into a completely normal 27 year old basement dweller

>>81571303
does it really just come down to eating enough fibre? I've heard that's the case but was never fully convinced, also using a enema just makes me feel cleaner

>>81571354
nutting to mlp is weird, I don't normally watch porn when I'm self fucking, it kinda takes away from the experience

I do that all the time with 1.5 litre water bottles with the thin plastic. You don't need to modify the cap just fill it to the brim and like sit on it, and squeeze the bottle. (Yes I'm male).

Obviously do this in the shower.

>>81571124
the grossest part is that she used the same tube on both of them