It really do be like that. Why?

>>81571144 (OP)
>Why?
Sun exposure ages you

>>81571144 (OP)
One word. Infantilization. Puer Aeternus. Peter Pan syndrome. Overly protective societies preventing people from growing up.

>>81571144 (OP)
im 30 never worked never h ad a gf i just play vidya lul

>>81571144 (OP)
Not gonna lie, I actually really like the idea of being a 31-year old version of Yugi. Spiritually, Yugi's morals and values as a human being were God-tier. So what if he's a scrawny introvert with a dark past? His sense of humanity is what makes him a good person. Fuck the physical aesthetics. I'd much rather harness my inner Yugi. Matter of fact, Yugi and I are very similar, spiritually. I will shamelessly admit that.

>>81571144 (OP)
Zillenials were born in the sweet spot where nutrition was readily available and understood but parents weren't so fucking lazy yet that their kids grew up eating lunchables and processed junk. They understood the importance of drinking water as well.

Zoomies look 30 at 20 because they're crazy as shit, eat too much garbage and boomers look like shit because they were always in the sun, ate burgers and fries and cigarettes everyday

>>81571144 (OP)
nice dubs...
>people smoked more
>people drank more often
>exposure to the sun
>bad nutrition
>ate dogshit like lunchables
>

>>81571144 (OP)
Every time I talk with 30 something moid he looks 10 years older. So I stopped talking with every male who is older than 23.

I could look like the top one but I usually shave my facial hair. Once you go bald it ages you, but facial hair ages you even further. Latinas seemed to like beards, but facial hair dries up my skin underneath even if I use beard moisturizers. If I keep a clean face people will probably think I'm late 20s or early 30s.

I was at work talking to friends, we tell eachother how old we are. Im 27 and I thought they were my age, they are 19 and they thought I was their age lol

>>81571517
What razor do you use to get the cleanest shave, so far the Schick Hydro Sensitive razor seems to give me the best shave but it's a little expensive and lacking in durability for my taste

>>81571482
Counterpoint I look 20 at 20

>>81571604
>tfw when they were just being nice and are now giggling about you behind your back, mainly commenting on your crow's feet and exceptional gullibility that belies your advanced age

>>81571144 (OP)
>Peter pan syndrome millennial manchildren think looking like a teenager manlet to a boomer equals looking actually youthful

>>81571639
27 year olds don't have crow's feet, that's 40s or 50s

>>81571653
>haha yeah sure Susan we totally don't notice the crow's feet creating deep nasty fissures in your face every time you smile and squint teehee you look just as young and vivacious as the rest of us

>>81571220
So lucky. 90% of Gen Z are already working a job these days

>>81571156
Thanks Mr. Peterstein

>>81571686
I'm not the animeposter 27 year old, but yeah, you're a creep and an idiot. People in their 20s don't have crow's feet.

>>81571639
>>81571644
>>81571686
>autistic soiquoting

>>81571712
Anon... Where do i start

>>81571144 (OP)
>being 30 in 80's
life figured out unless a complete failure, regardless time to let yourself go
>being 30 now
just done with college if lucky/lazy

There, faggot. Have a doctor's opinion since apparently 4channers know absolutely nothing about anything.

>>81571653
susan, you definitely look 27. just deal with it, alright? the cope isn't healthy.

>>81571639
Lol don't care, they can if they want, they are wannabe millennials anyway

>>81571757
Maybe anon does, maybe anon doesn't. I don't believe that every anon looks younger than their age like they say, but to go the complete opposite extreme and say that nobody ever does is idiotic - do you think William Shatner looks like he's in his 90s? But regardless, even though 27 year olds and 19 year olds don't look the same, that doesn't mean 27 year olds have crow's feet. Most of them do not. Is having a nuanced, non-absurd opinion on this shithole of a website really that difficult?

>>81571620
>wants a clean shave
>uses a disposable razor
lol. lmao

>>81571144 (OP)
microplastics are actually good for you. They act as a preservative for your cells, keeping you young and healthy.

>>81571810
Sorry I'm not an art of manliness beard oil enthusiast who needs to sharpen his scimitar for 40 minutes prior to every swipe, lopping off a large hunk of flesh in the process

>>81571720
stop talking like a reddit veteran, for one.

mid summer, dat Egypt heat, forth of july coming along, war with iran, helly dope mang