You'd be happy if you had a 4th century pagan girl to sew your clothes and clean your seax

>>81573863 (OP)
4th century pagan girls would have horrible hygiene, be deformed from malnutrition and wouldnt dress cutely

what if we were all born as pre-roman era germanic tribes where it was culturally encouraged to fuck other men in the ass

>>81573867
Perfection.
You are low t.

>>81573863 (OP)
I prefer to sew my own clothes.

>>81573867
imagine getting back from a hunt to be greeted by your disgusting sweat covered partner. hot.

>>81573863 (OP)
I had a past life then, it was that great. It was like living in africa but 1,000 times worse.

>>81573870
Citation: Shlomo Shekelstein, Tel'Aviv University

>>81573870
>culturally encouraged to fuck other men in the ass
Totally untrue.
Germanians severely punished faggotry.
>those men infamous for effeminacy are shunned and even killed." - Tacitus, Germania

>>81573877
Imagine eating a big proto-burger made with the meat of the auroch you hunted, and drinking some alcohol that isn't filled with soi chemicals that make you grow mantits.

>>81573877
Why would she be sweat covered? It would be freezing cold and she'd be domestic all day.
You aren't one of those retards that fell for
WE WUZ SHIRLDMAYDRNZ AND SHIET
are you?

>>81573908
it wasnt freezing cold year round you know lmao and she would be covered in sweat and dirt and other grime from carrying out domestic tasks all day, they also had massive bonfires back then anyway

>>81573925
>earthy organic big titty tribe wife
Yeah. That's hot.
And the 4th century is literally called the Late Antique Little Ice Age

>>81573863 (OP)
>You'd be happy if....

>>81573867
idk I saw this video about some tribe in Africa that literally lives in huts made of goat shit but the women had really clear skin