why are dicks so ugly. genuinely ruins my mood whenever a moid tries to flirt and show me dick pics. if im watching porn i have to look away from the dick. have i just not found someone with an attractive dick???

>>81575277 (OP)
Why are vaginas so smelly?

>>81575295
atleast you can look at it. you dont need to smell it if youre jerking off to it instead

>>81575316
>atleast you can look at it
Hardly, because I can imagine the smell.

>>81575277 (OP)
stupid bait
everyone knows dicks are prettier

>>81575277 (OP)
Can't relate at all, I'm entirely penisexual

Even the cleanest, sleekest-looking innie eventually opens up and shows you the curtains. Women should have had dolphin-like vaginas, but women aren't pure like dolphins so they were punished by the Demiurge with roasties.

>>81575277 (OP)
bc you foids only go for men with disgusting ogre cocks and not more elegant and soft petite pps such as mines

>>81575277 (OP)
Are you male or female though?

>>81575295
They're really not lol

>>81576197
They really are though and it's not surprising since you bleed and discharge from it. It also leaks piss.

>>81576306
>you bleed and discharge from it.
No, I've just been in a long term relationship with a woman before.

>>81575454
>Looked up dolphin pussy
Hey, you know what, they do look better than a roastie's kek

>>81576197
They do. I like it actually, but there's no reason to deny it. By far the smelliest place of a clean, healthy woman.

Female anus >>> vagina

>>81575277 (OP)
Your beef curtain vaginas also look fucking disgusting.

>>81575277 (OP)
I find both dicks and vaginas attractive
I love to eat pussy, love the smell and taste of it
I also love sucking cock as long as it's attached to a cute feminine guy or trans girl
I will say that I don't like the tiny dick thing that people who take estrogen get, grosses me out
and a there is a limit to the roast beefiness that I can tolerate for a vagina
also, the woman needs to have decent hygiene

>>81576418
Women's anuses are very close to their vagina. If they ever absentmindedly wipe wrong, their vagina becomes full of poop. Ew!

>>81575277 (OP)
My cock is beautiful according to the 4 biological females that I've had sex with. It's very average length and girth, but it's straight as an arrow and contains a lot of animalistic power.