what would you do if you had power to hypnotize people?

>>81577545 (OP)
I would hypnotize all the mentally ill people into being healthy and normal :)

>>81577545 (OP)
Probably make a lot of money, then get things, maybe convert incels into trans, that would help the world get rid of incels, and then the girls will be with me or whatever, I could also create a business, where I can fulfill what people want with hypnosis

>what would you do if you had power to hypnotize people?
hypnotize you into making good threads and not this faggot gay queer shit u fucking black negro

>>81577545 (OP)
Do something about the jews OP

>>81577572
the future jesus wanted...

>>81577545 (OP)
I'd do that pic rel to myself.
Ideally I'd somehow hypnotize myself into unconsciousness for 2 or 3 months while I am 100% willed to do whatever it takes to transform myself into looking like that (while keeping my virginity,) and then the next thing I know after that is waking up to my transformation complete and a piece of paper written down with steps to take on maintaining the look. Avoiding all the pain.

jfc i want to rape that man so bad.

>>81577545 (OP)
make all brown bois sluts for bwc

>>81577925
i'm an anal guy. would love to see it prolapse into a rose.

>>81577888
you wanna transform yourself into a femboy? i guess diet is the hardest part

>>81577925
Aren't you the person who made the thread about feminine dark-skinned guys?

>>81577961
o-okay...
>>81577986
I've only ever made two threads on /b/ almost a decade ago

>>81578001
>o-okay...
i'm basically asking you to destroy my ass.

I'd start my own religious cult, and it would conquer the world, because I would have actual power to help people get over trauma, gain confidence, settle family disputes, quit drugs etc. I'd change people's lifes for the better. Obviously I'd hypnotise myself to be confident and happy
Dunno what I would base my cult on, probably perenialism to make the biggest net

>>81577545 (OP)
well for starters make strides for world peace, economic improvement to poorer countries, have countries and humanity expand to the stars. Work on improving human life expectancy, technology, food accessibility, nations relations.

>>81578052
For a moment I questioned whether you're quoting Patrick Bateman

>>81578033
yeah sure dude, let's meet up in Assen, Drenthe
what date would suit you best?

>>81578071
hold on. i should probably tell you that my ass often leaks shit. i often fart, too.

>>81577572
>I would hypnotize all the mentally ill people into being healthy and normal :)
Holy based

>>81578085
then we won't need lube (:

>>81577545 (OP)
I would do a lot of raping

You know I'd be getting me some of that pussy nigga. I'm a fiend for the pussy I won't lie I would definitely use it to get pussy. I'd be all up in that hypnussy

>>81578106
>once again getting erect so hard it hurts
i need to stop coming here.

>>81577981
Yes, but I also have other issues like money and having an extremely weak mind. So the hypnosis would help me solve those issues

>>81578135
I'd make you shit a big, fat log into a plastic bag, wrap it up nicely and freeze it, then I'd fuck your throat with it

>>81578159
my huge fat steamy logs...

>>81577572
i prefer being mentally ill actually leave me alone

>>81577545 (OP)
this was me in high school

>>81577572
I didn't consent to that, I'll start doing drugs to get mentally ill again.

>>81579225
hot, how was it? and why did you stop?

>>81577545 (OP)
Sauce of this picture OP?

>>81577545 (OP)
Every time I get into an argument I would hypnotize them into doing the helicopter thing with their dicks. Or doing a puppet show with their labia if it's a girl

>>81579348
it was very hot! but it rewired my brain or something, or I was just always a sissy maybe...hard to tell. and I stopped mostly just cause I wanted a gf or something else besides flirting with men online...uh well obviously I still can't resist the siren song of the sissy

>>81579353
sauce is "image search"

>>81579519
Already did that you fucking retard nothing showed up.

>>81579541
you are calling me retard but you cant even use google search?
https://www.google.com/search?lns_surface=26&authuser=0&hl=sr&udm=48&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggiGAAgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABENcFGOgHJQAAgD8&vsrid=CMSflYTEicDfiQEQAhgBIiRlYTljZTkzNi1kNDY2LTQ4YmItYWQ2OC03NzMwNWU4YmExYjUyBiICZW4oBDjRqtPugIaOAw&lns_mode=un&vsdim=727,1000&gsessionid=bShm2O1Mz0OryxWTl3_1IoQ504be4-mFEt4aBuPOpvmHlNqE6XFScg&lsessionid=iS-H_z1Z92VD0ri0KK3vGZQccwyXDpQOqF4BUvv7dJOAjTAvzCmtKw

>>81577545 (OP)
l would hypnotize the hottest woman l could find in my life into being an insatiable dom who loves pegging and gets off on raping men and then make her obsessed with me.
After that l wouldn't seek her out or try to date her or anything but one night l would here broken glass in my house and l would try to fight back but she'd have a taser and then...

>>81579447
why did you want to stop flirting with men online though it's fun

Make all Jews commit suicide.

>>81577545 (OP)
I would make everyone eat the natural human diet and minimize their toxin exposure. I would also force all kikes, other sandniggers, and niggers out of western countries