im an 18 year old hello kitty obsessed suicidal obsessive wannabe-edgy femanon who rejects moids and still complains about not having a boyfriend. how do i cope with being irl larp?

>>81579883 (OP)
You just sound like an annoying teenager

>>81579883 (OP)
>how do i cope with being irl larp?
Realize you're a girl and therefore intrinsically lovable

>>81579905
i am thank you

>>81579932
wow d-do you have a crush on me anonkun

>>81579905
Fr, nigga just sounds annoying af. Who would want to be around a person like that? (Unless she's thicc)

This is 100% a 30 year old obese man

>>81579962
>wow d-do you have a crush on me anonkun
no
I hate you

>>81579883 (OP)
Will you let me buy you 100 hello kitty plushies and coquette crap then let me mating press you then let me marry you then let me get you pregnant?

>>81579967
my existence itself is meta in a way you cant understand

>>81579976
its kinda a bit early to propose me silly

>>81579982
sure. but mating press happens strictly after marriage

>>81579994
>sure. but mating press happens strictly after marriage
Can I mating you press during the wedding

>>81579883 (OP)
the existence of a foid such as yourself would bother me except for the fact that your life also sucks and you are actually just wasting your own time as well larping online. you will burn in the fire just like the rest of us

>>81579883 (OP)
You're an npc. A type of low level mob that exists for low self-esteem lonely boys to vanquish and ascend. That's ok.

>>81579883 (OP)
i find people who are stereotypes so annoying. do you not want to be your own person? why are you reducing yourself down into a caricature. is there something in your life missing that you think acting this way will fix?

>>81579994
>its kinda a bit early to propose me silly
Is that supposed to be before or after the domestic violence starts

>>81580026
no, id prefer sex to happen on our honey moon

>>81580109
im not a stereotype though. i have some things about me that are different

>>81580116
after so i cant leave

>>81580283
>no, id prefer sex to happen on our honey moon
If you're not larping I can wait until then. Let's make it happen babyyyyy.

>>81580283
>no, id prefer sex to happen on our honey moon
not on the wedding night? that's traditional at least.

>>81580283
>im not a stereotype though. i have some things about me that are different
yes but thats not what youre putting forward. there are definitely stereotypes that fit me but id never assume or present them as my identity because i am more complex than that.

>>81580352
youre failing to realize that this is 4chan, and im baiting. being silly on an imageboard doesnt take away my nuance it just means im silly on 4chan. oh and sorry i dont know if im making sense

>>81580283
>after so i cant leave
can I take that back I'm afraid of commitment

>>81579883 (OP)
Lurk for two more years. Assuming you first came here at 16 you may have the right to post in 2027.

>>81579883 (OP)
Idk bro, fuck off of 4chan and stop being an attention whore.
Respectfully.

>>81580509
were stuck together forever

>>81580522
ill come back here when im 25 done with the cock carousel. thanks anon

>>81580824
meow

>>81580496
so youre larping

At least have the decency to post some Hello Kitty images if you're going to attention whore this shamelessly. Deplorable woman

>>81580907
>Meow
I meant it respectfully. I don't hate women, just that you're 18 and clearly in search of attention. Leave 4chan and find it somewhere else

>>81580915
re >>81579994
im meta

>>81580923
sorry here you go

>>81580936
i think youre missing the irony of my post

>>81581021
>The irony of my post
Take off those fake glasses and kiss me

>>81579883 (OP)
>do i cope with being irl larp?
by becoming my gf

>>81581170
they arent fake i have very bad eyesight but sure ok

>>81581322
thats a big commitment there. is that best for me?

>>81581511
yes, i am whats best for you

>>81579883 (OP)
do you liek video gaems?

>>81581553
this is starting to sound like im your mail order bride

>>81581579
yes i have 100 hours in overwatch. i play minecraft alot too

>>81581976
>minecraft
do you like survival or creative or minigames?
vanilla or modded
would you want to play minecraft

>>81582032
>do you like survival or creative or minigames?
all of those

>vanilla or modded
vanilla

>would you want to play minecraft
yes i would. if you actually wanna play with me give me your discord i guess. no hard feelings if not im just lonely

>>81582065
Cool. my disc is surprisinglyanalt

>>81581976
>this is starting to sound like im your mail order bride
You would be yeah, but i wouldnt mail you to me unless its verified that we are the right match

Have fun playing minecraft with that kid i guess