If you could ask Satan one question, what would it be?

>>81580330 (OP)
Id ask him if he could rim my booty?

Am I gassy from the chicken broth or the expired celery?

>>81580330 (OP)
How do I go about selling my soul to him?
Also, I doubt he'd answer honestly, but if I sold my soul for immortality wouldn't that mean I just don't go to Hell? Could I sell my soul for entrance into Heaven?

>>81580330 (OP)
i would ask him if he would provide me with 2 succubi that are able to change shape and form according to my desires in exchange for me carrying out his will eternally

>>81580330 (OP)
Why are you so gay, fag nigga?

id ask him why his k/d is so low

>>81580573
>Satan: I only have one
>Ian: oh ok... well I guess one is fine too
>Satan: great. henceforth you shall be known as... anissa's husband

>>81580330 (OP)
Why does he listen to lady gaga.

>>81580330 (OP)

I'd ask him for a full dissertation on the argument he used to convince 1/3rd of heaven to rebel against God.

>>81580330 (OP)
u want sum?

>>81581280
What if Satan handed you drugs, would you take them?

>>81581333
They'd probably be the most hardcore drugs of all time

>>81580330 (OP)
>what exactly did you say, word for word, that pissed off the Big Guy?

Can you give me money and gf so I can destroy earth

>>81580330 (OP)
Why couldn't he just lie? Doesn't seem worth while

What was the true reason he did not like us and rebelled against God?

>>81580330 (OP)
>Hey man, big long time fan here, had no idea you were real. That's pretty cool. What kind of music you into these days?

>>81582661
Well you could try making a deal with the devil

>>81580330 (OP)
>Anything I can do to help, sir?

>>81580330 (OP)
>If you could ask Satan one question, what would it be?
When did God decide to create his own personal dick mitten to talk about his asshole?

>>81580330 (OP)
Why do you keep 85% of the world dumb, deaf, and blind.

>>81582882
faggot doesn't keep his end of the deal or monkey paws you and you still owe your soul, not worth it

>>81580330 (OP)
What do you think about the things I like?

I would ask him what his opinion on the band Liturgy is. My favorite record of theirs is HAQQ but I would imagine he'd be more of a 93696 enjoyer.

>>81580330 (OP)
Ask him to explain 9/11 in as much detail as he can provide.

Nothing, he'd only lie anyway

>>81580330 (OP)
May I worship you?

>>81580330 (OP)
Am I a good person? Would I end up in hell after I died?

>>81582882
Why would I want to go to hell

>>81580330 (OP)
Why are you a god-like being in a monotheistic religion that already has a god? How does that work?

If Yahweh is stronger, then why do you still exist? Isn't he sick of your shit yet?