>>81581064I'm going to sneak into your room tonight and gently lick your hand before hopping up into your ed and snuggling up with me and you're going to let me do it because you're going to think I'm the family dog and if you don't have a dog you're still going to let me do it because you're secretly really lonely and really want the warm embracing touch of a man.
I'm then going to slowly start rubbing you in all the right spots firmly but gently and you're going to become a slave to your feminine hormones and you're going to slip your pants and panties off and I'm going to menacingly bring my head down to your crotch and use my tongue to batter that little pink man in his boat like the bastard owes me some mother fucking money and I'll know you're ready for some cock when you start squirting a little bit of yourself into my mouth with every lash I give you. I'm going to jump up onto you and maul you so roughly that it would make the shit pitbulls do to toddlers look cute in comparison. As we climax together we will both be too exhausted for words and as I catch my breath I'm going to lick your throat and bring my mouth up to your ear and just sensually whisper, "mennoy mennoy mennoy"
It will be at that moment that you will realize I am doodlebob and I will run off autistically flailing my arms screaming in coherently and you will be left confused but wanting more.
