Fembots what is your ideal?
>Shape
>Curve
>Size
>Cut/Uncut
>Angle

>>81580990 (OP)
>Shape
idk
>Curve
idk
>Size
16-17cm
>Cut/Uncut
uncut
>Angle
idk

>>81581011
why did you settle on 16/17cm?

>>81581011
>16-17cm
fembots should understand the difference between "bone pressed" and "not bone pressed"

>>81580990 (OP)
I'll never fully forgive my parents for getting me circumcized
I can't believe they did that shit

>>81580990 (OP)
>normal shaped
>i don't care
>4-5 inches
>cut
>i don't care

>>81581023
idk ive tried it and that felt good but also slightly painful so i would think any more would be painful while slightly less might feel less good
>>81581025
how many cm does bone pressed adds

>>81581097
>how many cm does bone pressed adds
depends on the person. Bone pressing is done so that variation doesn't matter.
if you want 16cm of insertable cock, you should say that, on the internet. Irl it would be unhinged.

>>81580990 (OP)
I've never been with a guy who had a weiner that stuck up straight like that...wonder what it's like comparitively

>>81580990 (OP)
long without being skinny, either no curve or hanging down a bit, uncut with some veins. Pic related is pretty much my ideal penis

>>81581114
2/2, fully hard here i think?

Women don't care about dick size that much

>>81581112
i have this. i always assumed it was because i have good bloodflow and strong erections but maybe thats just the natural angle?

>>81580990 (OP)
When I watch porn I can't enjoy it if the guy isn't even fully hard. How do people find that acceptable?
Like sometimes the dude has sagging nuts and his dick is flopping around ans your meant to believe the sex is good? Total Bullshit. It needs to be level 6 hardness with the scrotum tensed and all that stuff, which is rare with all the slop out there.

Does anyone else have this problem?

>>81580990 (OP)
The only thing that matters is if it's attached to a kind person. What's the point of getting dicked by a thick 7 incher if he'll just leave me to rot in his gross juices on the floor.

>>81581097
lean guys can get it down to about 0.5 inches, i have a 39 inch waist at 5'10" and mines 1.5 inches, it's somewhat compressible during sex so some of your bone pressed length is useable

Men say they're heterosexual yet save so many dick pics like OP's image.

>>81580990 (OP)
For one it must be white, or white passing.

>Shape
solid thickness, big tip would be nice.

>Curve
All the penises I seen were straight so I can't answer this one

>Cut/Uncut
Doesn't matter, I prefer cut but guys care about that more than we do.

>Size
5 inches at least, and 6 inches at most. So in the middle 5.5 would be ideal

>Angle
I don't know what you mean by the angle.

And also preferably doesn't smell like death.

>>81581136
how much does it bend? I feel like it might make certain positions harder to do?? but idk hah I've only been with guys who kinda did this >>81581114
but smaller normally that's pretty huge

>>81581164
most based femoid itt.
>>81581181
second based fembot.

>>81581112
>>81581136
It's to do with how tight the suspensory ligament is, some guys still point downwards even when rockhard because they have a loose ligament. If it's too tight or too loose it's easier for it to slip out during sex because it's not at the same angle as the penetration.

>>81581185
ive never had any difficulty with actually getting into positions. its pretty flexible but theres a noticeable upwards force when i press it down, definitely cant get it lower than parallel to the ground.
in general ive always assumed its better because the angle will naturally apply pressure to the upper vaginal canal but maybe thats just coping.

This one is perfect:
https://x.com/mikanz0721/status/798639295342874625?t=LRvIK9KbnqPSgxK3LE-qsQ&s=19

>>81581229
don't click on this it's that faggot puke porn spammer btw

>>81581181
>For one it must be white, or white passing.
Why are fembots so racist? Non white incels truly have it the worst.

>>81581181
>solid thickness
what size is a solid thickness?

>>81581249
you're the actual racist, go find a brown woman like you're supposed to and you'll be fine

>>81581233
Never posted puke porn before schizo.
The dick is just good. Why are you even obsessed with puke?

81581258
yeah nobody is falling for that, retard

>>81581229
you shouldn't post dog penises fembot it's icky

>>81581250
5.5 seems more my speed.

>>81581268
>0.2 inches too small
time to kill myself

>>81581253
>go find a brown woman like you're supposed to
I'm looking for any woman that wants me. White robots can find love from women of all races, but us non whites have to stick to our own kind limiting our already piss poor dating options.

>>81581298
>but us non whites have to stick to our own kind limiting our already piss poor dating options.
that's not true at all, there's way more brown women out there than white women you fucking retard. you're just chasing white stacy only so of course you're disappointed she went with Chad

>>81581327
depends what country they live in

>>81581327
>that's not true at all, there's way more brown women out there than white women you fucking retard.
Not where I live

>>81581221
>its pretty flexible but theres a noticeable upwards force when i press it down, definitely cant get it lower than parallel to the ground.
huh that's kind of interesting they do that. I guess if it stuck up too much it might be kinda hard to do things. like imagine doggy but he couldn't bend it down lol?? but you seem pretty flexible so that's good

>>81581201
>If it's too tight or too loose it's easier for it to slip out during sex because it's not at the same angle as the penetration.
that makes sense idk how guys do it anyways half the time they can't see right...hate when it slips out tho

>>81581340
>>81581351
if you are brown and there aren't brown women around for you to date, it turns out that you are not in the right country btw

>>81581355
>hate when it slips out tho
i like it when a girl desperately tries to grab it to stick it back in, it's hot

>>81581181
>white passing
good enough for me

>>81581366
Bro I live in Maine as a black guy. If I'm only supposed to date black women, I'm fucked.

>>81581386
Move to Atlanta then and stfu about it

>>81581181
>prefers cut
Based
>must be white
You better be white yourself

>>81581396
>just move bro
nah I rather shoot my shot at nerdy snowbunnies

>>81581355
doggy is pretty easy but it can slip out if im not in very deep, so i have to take it slow in the beginning but its not like thats an issue.
i have actually had to train my flexibility for certain positions because i need to be lower than most guys.

>>81581398
>You better be white yourself
That's the good thing about being female your race doesn't matter nearly as much. Whether I'm white or not doesn't matter.

>>81581407
well then stop bitching about it on r9k

>>81581425
>Whether I'm white or not doesn't matter.
It does if you want a white bf

>>81581432
No because I haven't gotten lucky yet :^(

>>81581452
>waaaa waaaa i'm a stupid nigcel who keeps striking out with stacy waaaaa
do NOT feel sorry for you lmao

>>81581444
It really doesn't. All of my boyfriends have been white. Guys don't have that strict race preference like most girls do.

I have a 4" cock and I don't care if women don't like it

>>81581474
>All of my boyfriends have been
Yes they pumped and dumped you, congrats.

>>81581460
>stacy
Who says I'm going for stacy? The majority of women I meet is when I play Yu-Gi-Oh at my local card shop. The women there are not Stacys.

>>81581481
But I broken up with them. Are you ok anon?

>>81581491
look do what you want, but nobody is going to feel sorry for your dumbass when white girls don't want you

pls don't fight...
these may be our last moments together before the draft..

>>81581504
you foids are very stupid. everyone knows guys will have sex or "date" girls they don't intend to marry and you're over here pretending like because a white guy fucked you and left that you're gonna end up with a high class white guy

I guess you can always settle for chang/pedro or whatever you are and cheat on him with Chad.

>>81581547
>and you're over here pretending like because a white guy fucked you and left that you're gonna end up with a high class white guy
>high class white guy
lol you're projecting hard, no where did I ever say that.

>>81581547
Lol malding jeet

>>81581575
literal jeet projection here, you're not fooling anyone sukdeep

Looks like there's a race war in this thread

>>81581603
so an average r9k thread

Hell yeah race war. Reminder that whites are on top and will always be on top.

>>81581268
based chode fembot

>tfw seen someone repost my dick cos they thought it was great
>it's really average

Makes me feel special tho.

>>81582466
well post it and stop being a tease then

>>81582535
It's not like I wanted to post it or anything.

>>81582551
That better not be erect. Looks small.

My dick, when fully correct, is almost 8 inches long. Yet at its thinnest point it's ~4.25 inches around. It is noticeably skinny and this makes me deeply uncomfortable.

how important is girth? mine wife said anything that fits in a toilet paper tube is just not enough

>>81582551
what are those white dot things on it. looks like a dinosaur

>>81582614
he has dinosaur herpes, it's very rare

>>81582648
damn did he fugg a dinosaurus?

>>81582689
he fucked his dinosaur plush from his childhood, that's what causes this condition. damn plushies looking so fuckable..

honestly i give less of a fuck about length as long as sex is doable, i feel like girth is a better factor and i do like me a mf with a chode lowkey, but personally if i HAD to be picky abt it. im happy with an avg dude

the penis worship on this site will go down in history

>>81580990 (OP)
what about growers vs showers. Every time I see a shower it makes me feel bad being a grower man but also I am fat so it might just be that

>>81582551
it looks mega stinky

>>81580990 (OP)
>foreskin retracts on its own
apparently this is normal but honstly i couldnt imagine anything worse. if i got a boner in my pants and my knob was rubbing on my underwear or jeans it would be so annoying

>>81580990 (OP)
>Shape
My boyfriends shape
>Curve
My boyfriends curve
>Size
My boyfriends size
>Cut/Uncut
My boyfriends uncut
>Angle
My boyfriends angle

>>81583985
well, come on now, post his cock

>>81584010
No, it's for my eyes only
Oregano

>>81582466
>repost
Damn I haven't managed that.
I only ever had male anons telling me that they would love to jerk me off so at least I've got that going for me.

>>81582614
>>81582648
>dino herpes
lel
Shitposting aside those are usually called "pearly penile papules", trash name imo, and are just fibrous tissue at the glans.
It is commonly assumed that those are vestigial remains of penis spines but we don't actually know.
And it's not like they have much of an effect, without condom girls might feel a tiny difference but it's not "ribbed for her pleasure" levels of impact.

>>81581164
>gross juices
that's the seed of life you're talking about, dyke

>>81581127
Well what DO they care about then?

>>81581127
Meh, they care less than guys think but that doesn't mean they dont care t ll.
Sex is a mental thing and dick size does matter due to all the associations people make.

>>81581136
It just means your ligaments aren't busted.

i like it when femanons talk about the physical attributes they find attractive

all dicks are ugly, they look like garloids

I love my bf's dick. I've had cut and uncut and honestly couldn't feel much of a difference. What's important is girth, length, head shape and skin appearance/texture. My bf has tight smooth tan skin and great hygiene so his cock and balls are nice to play with. His thighs and ass are firm and have no blemishes. His pubes are well trimmed and his balls hang just the right amount, not too saggy fit perfectly in my hand and nice to lick.
His cock itself is awesome, a solid 7.5 when hard and curves downward with great girth and a huge blunt head. It's a pleasure to swirl my tongue around it and he's so big there is always this moment where it presses against me and meets a lot of resistance before popping in. He basically stretched my pussy to a new size. I am completely his

>>81585198
I dont cause apart from height its never mine.

>>81585202
Only the uncut ones look like garloids.

>>81585800
>>81585202
>create fantasy creature that looks like body part
>"wtf? this body part looks like fantasy creature"

>>81580990 (OP)
>Shape
I donnu
>Curve
A small one I guess?
>Size
15-17cm
>Cut/Uncut
Uncut
>Angle
What ever is comfortable for the user I guess

>>81586528
>>Curve
>A small one I guess?
which DIRECTION dumbbot

>>81580990 (OP)
bottom middle

>>81586912
these are all the same penis fembot
just different levels of erection

>>81581479
It's all about the size of the wallet.
That is until she starts cheating on you and getting gangbanged weekly.
But then you always have the choice of becoming a cuck.

rate mine? :p

>>81586943
oh well it looks best in that pic
>>81587053
gross

>>81587053
trim your pubes and pull your foreskin all the way back if you want compliments, good size

>>81587156
its an old pic but heres one where it kinda pulled back

So...any femanon needing cock? Get your free cock here!

Do any women liek skinny penises?

>>81581142
>It needs to be level 6 hardness with the scrotum tensed and all that stuff, which is rare with all the slop out there.
It's mostly because most pornstars either pump their dicks or have gotten dick lengthening surgery since porn prioritizes dick size above all else for the men, and both of these treatments tend to prevent the dick from getting fully hard and leave it looking all floppy.