Nurture the anus

I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Well well well.
YOU HAVE BEEN A MEAN OLD RUDE MOTHAFUCKA TO ME AND I CANT STAND IT. I HAVE LAID DOWN FOR YEARS AND ROTTED. I WILL CRUSH YOU. I WILL DESTROY YOU. I WILL KILL YOUR BODY AND DESTROY YOUR SOUL. I HAVE TATTOEED AND ETCHED THE VENDETA INTO MY SOUL. INTO THE CURVES AND FOLDS OF MY BRAIN. I HAVE COMMITED TO SEEING YOU GROVEL AND KNEEL. I HAVE COMMITED TO NOT BEING HERE WITH YOU. THE OXYGEN HAS BECOME STALE AND THERE CAN BE NO COEXISTENCE. I HAVE TRIED AND YOU HAVE CONTINUED TO BLUR BOUNDRIES AND PUSH AND TEASE AND PUSH AND TEASE. NOW IS THE TIME THAT WAITING HAS BEEN ENDED AND THE CEASATION OF YOU MUST COME. SWIFTLY OR SLOWLY. IT WONT MATTER FOR MY WORK WILL NEVER BE DONE. YOU ARE INFAMOUS. DO NOT BASTARDIZE ME. I SPIT ON YOUR PICTURE. I WIPE MY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR FACE. I HAVE SCREEN WRAPPED MY TOILET WITH YOUR FAMILY REUNION PHOTOS I HAVE STALKED. THE SPACE AND PLACE FOR YOU IS UNDERGROUND. THE SPACE AND PLACE FOR YOU IS INCERATION BY THE SUN. THE SPACE AND PLACE FOR YOU IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY UNLIMITEDLY FAR AWAY FROM ME. FAR FROM MY SOUL.

it doesnt feel good. i stick a finger in every time i shower, just to make sure the soaps had a chance, and yeah, it feels good WHEN im doing it, but after it always hurts and feels sore. i dont know how you gays do it

I FACKING HATE YOU!

>>81583409
fuck, of course it worked. everyone else gave up after the first try.
>>81582572
seal enough, mothafucka

>>81583407
It's the soap anon, that irritates the insides lol. You'll need some type of lube if you want the real feel

>>81583547
i didnt shove the soap up my butt, silly anon. well, not that time. i did go the whole way, i got j-lube, got a cheap ass blender for it and everything. phylliam husk, all those things you can take to help clear your insides out. huge fucking, 500 ml plastic syringes from amazon, got some silicone tubing from the hardware store nearby...

before i gave up i was looking at these weird ass slinks i found from germany that amazon WOULD ship if i changed my accounts country? huge, massive long tentacle looking things, but what really interetested me was the thing was inflatable. i wanted to get something around the bend and then inflate it and see it bulge my stomach, but i moved out of that place (was alone and lots of privacy) before i could get that far

>>81582509 (OP)
>Nurture the anus
This butt unironically