Havent shit since Wednesday and pushing out a huge thick turd its halfway out my ass still hanging on fuckkkkkk wish me luck bros

that isn't healthy. are you constipated? go take a shit bro. what are you trying to prove?

>>81583632
bro is taking a shit but didn't hydrate or something so now he's shitting a brick

>>81583647
lol. gonna have to shit eventually, so might as well get it over with sooner rather than later

hate those shits that make you light headed and needing to take a breather for a few minutes

>>81583592 (OP)
Bathroom and shit now. I can smell you

>>81583652
those are ok compared to when there's a dry spiky turd corking your ass up and like a gallon of untreated raw sewage behind it. got put on heavy antibiotics once and that happened to me every few days, it was ass-ripping pain followed by a horrible smelling gusher that made me puke every time

>>81583592 (OP)
God I love brick shits. Very little wiping necessary, plus your guts start lubricating themselves in an attempt to pass the log so you get free lube. And your asshole is all stretched out from the sheer magnitude so you don't have to warm up for when you use a dildo. It just slides right in. It's a win/win/win.

Quick, OP, what did you eat that put you in this predicament? I want to follow in your footsteps precisely.

>>81583592 (OP)
Literally me, I hate being constantly constipated. I shit out logs that make my ass bleed.