Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:19:27 AM No.81584429
>be me
>hang out with same 4 friends since high school
>one friend starts working at a new tech job, meets a guy named Wei Zhang
>starts inviting him to game nights, says he's "chill"
>Wei's quiet at first, but kinda intense when he talks
>talks about self-control a lot
>brings up dopamine, productivity, all that
>says he hasn't jerked off in 4 years
>everyone laughs, but he doesn't
>next week, other friend says he's trying it
>"Bro, nofap actually feels great"
>entire friend group joins in eventually
>I think it's stupid but whatever
>suddenly group chat turns into daily accountability logs
>Wei sends motivational quotes like "seed is power"
>they start doing cold showers and waking up at 5am
>group dynamic shifts
>feel like an outsider now
>they start subtly treating me as a joke
>not even joking really
>then Wei says he has some money and wants to have a trip with the guys
>suggests going to Cancun
>says it slowly, then smiles
>"You know... Can coom."
>they all laugh way too hard
>I nope out, say I can't afford it
>they go without me
>group chat goes dark for a few days
>suddenly flooded with panic messages
>apparently Wei told them the final stage was a "ritual release" during sunrise meditation
>they got caught jerking it facing the ocean, in sync, like lunatics
>Wei fled the scene, never found
>all my other friends got arrested and their families are left trying to get them out of Cancun.
>hang out with same 4 friends since high school
>one friend starts working at a new tech job, meets a guy named Wei Zhang
>starts inviting him to game nights, says he's "chill"
>Wei's quiet at first, but kinda intense when he talks
>talks about self-control a lot
>brings up dopamine, productivity, all that
>says he hasn't jerked off in 4 years
>everyone laughs, but he doesn't
>next week, other friend says he's trying it
>"Bro, nofap actually feels great"
>entire friend group joins in eventually
>I think it's stupid but whatever
>suddenly group chat turns into daily accountability logs
>Wei sends motivational quotes like "seed is power"
>they start doing cold showers and waking up at 5am
>group dynamic shifts
>feel like an outsider now
>they start subtly treating me as a joke
>not even joking really
>then Wei says he has some money and wants to have a trip with the guys
>suggests going to Cancun
>says it slowly, then smiles
>"You know... Can coom."
>they all laugh way too hard
>I nope out, say I can't afford it
>they go without me
>group chat goes dark for a few days
>suddenly flooded with panic messages
>apparently Wei told them the final stage was a "ritual release" during sunrise meditation
>they got caught jerking it facing the ocean, in sync, like lunatics
>Wei fled the scene, never found
>all my other friends got arrested and their families are left trying to get them out of Cancun.
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