Chester edition

At least one /britfeel/er lives there

Drinking piss directly from Ruth's clit.

>>81585453 (OP)
Lush area

>>81585492
Piss Dosen't come from the clit you absolute virgin.

What drives women to ruin days the way they do? Everything can be going just fine, then out of nowhere they appear and just say something like 'hey you know [thing you did weeks ago], that really annoyed me and I'm in a bad mood now, you can't change anything I just wanted you to know'. Then they walk away just leaving you to ruminate on it.

The fuck? Day ruined.

>>81585499
>Piss Dosen't come from the clit you absolute virgin.
Proof?

>>81585490
Your mam had any noticeable side effects? They are saying you need a BMI of 40 I just checked mines is like 36, kek. Obese but not morbidly so get in there me lid. Need to lay off the coco Shreddies.

>>81585499
Remember lid: the hole's further down than you think it is

Sucking piss directly from Ruth's vaginal arsehole.

girls have 2 clits, one is the clit clit and the other is the pissing clit

>>81585530
>Not sucking diahorea piss-shit directly from Ruth's arsehole
Coward

Never had sex me. Would like to but the government decided I'm not allowed.

Poo is stored in the bumcheeks.

>>81585511
Not really. Apparently if you have a high protein diet it can make you constipated but thats about it. She has lost about 20 pounds in 5 weeks.

>>81585504
just dont talk to em
simple as

>>81585545
>Would like to but the government decided I'm not allowed.
The fuck did you do lid?

>>81585551
Corrr, that sounds good. We'll have a society with no fatties soon enough. Getting to be like Gattaca soon.

>>81585562
Good. I used to have a chiselled jaw I want it back.

imagine being cock blocked by the entire cabinet phwoar

>>81585572
if only any of them were fitties

>>81585568
Same actually I was quite handsome before I let the fatmax set in. Now my ankles and knees and back are fucked too. Bloody 'ell.

70% of vegans are women. Is there any better way to get fanny lads?

>>81585610
rohypnol

>>81585630
My favourite Pokemong that is de lit.

New sneedbreze isn't up to much. Vanilla suede. For me it's still classic spring awakening all the way. Still anything is better than concentrated fartbergs. Got that proctologist appointment in a few weeks desu desu.

>>81585657
Can't be doing with air freshener just fucks my sinuses up. Used to have an automatic one in the bedroom but it kept startling me awake everytime it went off, kek.

webreeze on tap
we all beat flatulence in life x

don't really get the febreze gimmick or find it funny

>>81585657
>Got that proctologist appointment in a few weeks
That's the code I use for "dick up the arse" too

Quite the tune this is tbqh.
https://youtu.be/zHtLvFbWqoQ?si=4r7_Px6ipmtH0Fgx

>>81585666
Link on chika

>>81585666
He has no life outside of 4chan, can't expect maturity or social acumen from him.

"men don't understand women's anatomy!!!" they always say

yeah well i have no fucking idea how my own genitals actually work, so shut the FUCK up, misandrists

Sometimes actually hard to comprehend the mind of somebody who repeatedly, probably for months or years, intends to impersonate another poster along with
HAHA FART LOL

>>81585666
agreed. it's tedious, repetitive, and i don't understand the point.

>>81585657
fiver, mate?

>>81585666
It's no gimmick.

>>81585714
I'll keep impersonating you for the rest of my life and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>81585714
Welcome to the life of Kyle Rigg.

>>81585673
Alri' gayboy?

The year is 2025. Computer programming has existed for 70+ years. Modern smartphones have existed for nearly 20 years. The app market was worth 585 billion dollars in 2024.

Yet, to this day, mankind has been unable to produce a non-shit weather, note or calendar app.

>>81585714
>repeatedly, probably for months or years, intends to impersonate another poster

>>81585714
Hey, that's me! Lol.

Didn't win me bet. It not right.

SSM living in sheltered accommodation. Not right what Sovereign Housing do.

don't fully understand the patterning on this section of wall, lads.

>>81585714
>impersonate another poster along with
HAHA FART LOL

>what if teenage girls also enjoy sex
>what if losing your virginity isn't the biggest deal
>what if teenage boys also feel insecure

wow. really saying something.

(for me, it's still Porky's.)

The country essentially has two opportunities for reversing the decline - one in 2029 and then one in 2034. After this time if a solution hasn't been found then there is simply no possible means for a democratic political solution because the demographic situation will be impossible to overcome. It would, as they say, be over.

As reform are showing how useless, uncommitted and disconnected from their voter base they are, it's safe to say that they're not going to be steamrolling the next election and I wager the following possible outcomes at these percentages:
>Reform win - 20%
>Labour win - 20%
>Lab/LibDem/Green coalition - 45%
>Tory win (following return of Boris as leader) - 15%
>Tory win (no Boris) - 0%

Kind of a grim prospect any of these outcomes ngl.

I was asked if I could give someone lift home from the airport at 1am this morning, which is just over an hour away. Parking cost me a lot of money, especially as the flight was delayed, but the person who asked didn't offer to cover petrol or the parking ticket even though they knew how much it was. Am I wrong to think this is quite rude?

>>81585796
Looks like the window was installed much later?

Bernie Sanders rally 20 mins from starting in Texas today lol

>>81585847
other countries have PR, i say we bring it in here

>>81585862
how the fuck is that relevant to british feels mate

>>81585879
some people are well into American politics (i've met them, so i don't think it's just /pol/ type corners of the internet)

i see it like when someone's randomly into ice hockey instead of, say, football or even cricket

it's not even the biggest, most important, or most powerful country. i can't even tell you anything about Chinese politics. people just love the US, and what's going on there.

>>81585878
Yeah lets just change the way our elections work so that it no longer benefits the regime-approved monoparty. Oh and the way we actually implement the change is the ask the regime monoparty to do it.

I'm certain this is going to work.

Bloody hell lads looking forward to bedingtons

I'm sure /britfeel/ posters are the best source of knowledge about british politics and potential solutions.

>>81585897
other countries did it, they got there, why can't we?
we DID have a referendum on it, even the pro-PR crowd had some issues with the specific model the Alternative Vote was using.

i'm willing to bet it happens within my lifetime, just one of those things like "cannabis WILL become legal".

>>81585915
>Get rid of all the Jews
/britfeel/ politics in action

politics should be banned from /britfeel/

Ban all discussions relating to politics from /britfeel/

>>81585917
Because each country has its own set of circumstances and factors to consider and England is notorious among western nations in being insanely cucked. Almost Canada tier. England has no authentic rw/populist movement or party around which political energy can coalesce. Most other european countries do have genuinely rw/populist movements or currents of political energy which are organised and (to varying degrees) effective. Labour and Conservative are not about to get rid of FPTP in favour of PR.

>>81585925
yeah imagine if that was in the rules.

>>81585925
>>81585930
This is 4Chan anons, that's never going to happen

>>81585925
>>81585935
add as many rules as you want, the moderation is too shit to enforce it

>>81585666
From the same sad gimp with the mentality of a kid, that is here 16 hours a day 7 days a week.
>You're a fatty boom boom
>You're bald/balding
>You're gay
>You're a tranny
>You're a paedo
>Your farts smell

>>81585936
4chan is an anime website. i can't believe /pol/ is more popular than /b/ nowadays.
more politics than anime, on these "off topic" boards? geddafuckouttahere.

>>81585944
You're all of that + you wear a nappy nappymong

>>81585944
>here 16 hours a day 7 days a week.

>>81585944
You just described Chika

I'm not defending it, but politics has become way more important over the past decade or so. Like objectively it has. You can understand why people obsess over it now.

hypothetically, do you reckon you could buy a tent and just camp out in some random part of the forest of dean until you died of starvation ?

>>81585953
Chika is a cisgender male, though

>>81585944
>Your farts smell
You wish anon

>>81585965
Dunno mate, maybe? Makes me sad though when I look up supposed forests or woodlands on google maps and it's barely a copse. Every one of them has straight up villages dotted throughout them. There's no actual wilderness anymore. Sad.

>>81585965
Who's Dean?

>>81585965
>42 square miles
i feel like, somehow, someone would still find you. maybe BECAUSE it's remote, the TYPE of people wandering around would care about woodland preservation/safety type shit, and call some kind of rangers, you'd get arrested because of England's stupid laws.

if you're going through that effort, head to a random part of Scotland. and if you're going through THAT effort, take some painkillers and jump off a cliff.

Had a late lunch with family at the dinner table and I mentioned about me getting MJ on prescription and brothers face looked like a slapped arse. Had a right melty about it, whats wrong with him?

Not gonna lie, getting really fucking annoyed with all the windrush shite going around, wish they'd just stop with this total bollocks

>>81585996
British people just irrationally hate weed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_of_Dean#"Who_killed_the_bears?"

the fuck is it with French people bringing animals to our isles?

>>81586001
No no lid. Monjarno.

>>81586001
Seems pretty rational to me desu

>>81585952
>here 16 hours a day 7 days a week.
can you explain how this is a chad quality?

>me talking about weeds in the garden
>the cannabis-addict's ears perk up

Getting my tranny knob sucked tonight by a big lad, lush

>>81586017
It's not playing into a system that hates you desu

Salad for lunch, salad for dinner. Watch this space, you lot wont be able to call me a fat cunt anymore soon

>>81586023
This isn't true. Unless you post proof you are a larping faggot.

>>81585989
I doubt you'd get convicted, much more likely to get a referral to some psych unit if you are trying to self-delete and nothing else.
constant exposure to weather is more likely to kill you in the highlands rather than starvation.

>>81585999
Lad, they Built Our Country, show them some respect.

>>81586008
There's no way that shit is healthy

weed used to just make a bit paranoid, "did that just move?" type stuff.
few bad experiences sat in a corner sweating, waiting for it to pass.
experimented with different strains/edibles more recently. CBD alone does fuck all. seems like the tiniest amount of THC fucks with my perception of time. not the standard "slowing down", more like a record skipping or a video buffering. there is nothing i can do, it's horrible, nobody would want this.

that said, i remember what weed USED to be like. fine with people smoking it if it's for them (it's just not for me).

Sex havers should be banned from /britfeel/

>>81586042
You just wanna see me get my cock sucked anon

is this how this codeshit works

>>81586059
Try mixing the CBD with the weed. It makes it "what it used to be" for me

>>81586062
You can't stop me and I refuse to stop on my own. What now little lad? My cock is wet and yours is a dry, shriveled little nub, desperate for a crumb of pussy.

Just had a great shit lads

of all things to LARP as why would you LARP as a tranny

>>81586078
Very monicoded

>>81586078
Skid marks on the bowl. I always try to go for a clean drop.

If it feels like it's gonna be a messy one I'll aim for the side of the bowl so that I don't get watery, splashy diarrhoea sloshing around and splattering all over my arsecheeks and ballsack. If it feels like a big solid poo then I'll aim for the water and give it a little bit of force right at the end to try and submarine that bad boy and get a ghostie.

>>81586071
i've tried high-CBD, low-THC strains (forget which is which). seems pretty binary with the "if it takes some weed effect, it does the time thing" tbqh. maybe i could put half a bottle of Holland & Barrett CBD under my tongue and then smoke the world's smallest joint, but i think i just have that brain wiring where it's psychosis. pure pacing about trying to distract myself, staring and blinking like a madman, it's utter hell.

luckily if i want to chill out i have benzos and opiates, those are fine. not as fun but they do what they're meant to. RIP weed ;__;

>>81586081
Because I am a tranny. Art must mimic reality.

>>81585847
>The country essentially has two opportunities for reversing the decline - one in 2029 and then one in 2034.
The only thing that could save is a solar flare. Covid, while not quite a civilisation threatening event, sort of proved that. Literally hundreds of thousands of foreigners fled the country when the chips were down

>>81585848
I offered a friend 100 bong to take me to the airport once, and when I realised drop off was a fiver offered him another fiver but he said it was fine to come out of the 100, your friend is being very rude

Back from the eye clinic, not needing cataract surgery, just glaucoma surgery. Being transferred back to the glaucoma dept, no talk of meds for these attacks I'm getting, as the guy I saw today wasn't a Dr. Fuck knows how long till surgery, got to have another appt with the glaucoma Dr, speak about "options" and what will happen during/after surgery.
Had some eyedrops put in as well, dilate muh pupils, everything is bright af, and can't really focus on words or the letters on the keyboard. Chill time, munch some food, have a spliff, see how I feel in an hour, head out for some cider, oo arrr.
If this post gets a reply, I'll apologise in advance, I may not be able to read what is said.

>>81585924
>Get rid of all the Jews

if you have a car, you are inherently a selfish prick. and probably reasonably well off.

the least you can do is give your mates a lift every now and then. whenever i've had a spare room, it's a place for friends to crash. that's 16+ hours of my life, active effort making it tidy/homely, time out of my day, alters my plans. it's also a resource i have available to pals who need it.

car owners are something else man. you can drive your mate home from the airport.

>>81586130
I've watched like ten seconds of those surgeries on youtube. Absolute fucking nightmare fuel.

Once an old woman sat next to me on a train and started asking me questions to make conversation and I just started lying to her, about absolutely everything. Just lie after lie. Not sure why I did it.

>>81586130
Ctrl + Scroll Wheel lad, no shame in it.

please stick to TWO types of drugs. you might be off the opiates, we don't need you becoming a cider-head or an eye-drop abuser.

>>81586109
i find that quite doubtful

wonder what helperlad garn have for his tea
wonder what colour spacker tray it on
beans or mushy peas
what sauce
corr

>>81586143
shut up bus wanker
It costs a bit of money to run a car, if you are wanting lifts at 1am that's going to take AT LEAST 2+ hours you are going to pay up or start walking home

>>81586143
>car owners are something else man. you can drive your mate home from the airport.
The favour is your time and effort, they shouldn't leave you out of pocket. What If a mate told you "could you do me a favour, could you take 4 hours out of your day and stare at a brick wall"

why don't torturers threaten to blind people?

>>81586152
>and I just started lying to her, about absolutely everything. Just lie after lie. Not sure why I did it.

>>81586143
>care owners are selfish
>here's why they have to bend over backwards to facilitate my life choices while I give nothing in return

>>81586143
by that logic mate you should give me all your spare cash as you're doing alright and i need it

>>81586078
The shit is drying on my arse. I should get up

>>81586171
>>81586174
you drive around anyway. i gave letting someone stay in my home as an example. takes much more time, something i personally own (a room). unless they're some smackhead who's going to stay there forever and/or trash it, fine?

again, car owners are just really precious. you can spend a couple of hours actively driving to transport your friend from an airport to their home. put on some music. you're insane.

>>81586175
If you inflict such permanent, life altering damage to someone then most people would just prefer to die. You have to inflict pain but not mutilate them beyond minor things like occasionally chopping off a little finger.

>>81586192
Or maybe they would rather be doing something else with their time? Why are they obligated to drive you from point a to point b just because you don't want to get a bus?

>>81586194
fair enough. it's more the threat of it. maybe you're not in the most rational state of mind, but "it's not just the pain: even if you get out of here, you're going to be irreparably blind, for life."

i know they say victims will just blurt whatever they can, or think the torturers want to hear. but that's not being kicked or having a few broken ribs. that's my vision. i'm telling you where the treasure is buried.

>>81586203
Point is I'd be happy to do it, as long as they cover the cost

>Mummy, come pick me up from the airport!

>>81586203
they're not obligated, they're just the ones who have a car and can drive. yes they're going out of their way.

have you just never had friends? do yous not do things for each other? why do cars turn people into psychos? give a normal person a car, they end up with this mindset. reminds me of how London commuters do not see other passengers as human beings (everywhere has packed trains, so don't tell me it's "necessary" because London is special/magic).

>My own OC used to ridicule me in the last thread
Gave me quite a chuckle desu

>>81586228
They don't want to not because they don't like you as a friend, but because it's a fucking huge ballache and you're a grown adult and shouldn't be pestering your friends with this obvious nonsense. Nobody forced you to go on holiday or pack a giant suitcase or not drive to the airport yourself and store your car in the long stay car park. It's not your friends' problem that you need a lift, since you chose to go on holiday yourself you obviously accepted the fact that you needed some plan to get from the airport to your home after it was done. That's not your friends' responsibility and it's a giant hassle so you can't expect them to just up and do it for nothing. You talk about friends doing things for each other, have you considered that friends might also not want to unreasonably inconvenience each other as you're doing?

>>81586228
>reminds me of how London commuters do not see other passengers as human beings
I do - only for the whites though. I see all the immigrants are fodder for the machine. Basically cattle. I feel for them.

might sit and doodle some Dungeons & Dragons maps

do i intend to play D&D? no. do i fancy doodling? yes.

>>81586146
It is nerve wracking stuff desu. I might need both eyes doing. I DON'T WANT ANY SURGERY ON THEM!! Got to love life eh.
>>81586154
I only get to pick 2? Tough choice desu. Is it 2 prescribed drugs or 2 unprescribed drugs? Or can I have 1 of each category?
Unprescribed:
1 Weed (nonnegotiable)
2 Pregabalin

Prescribed:
Fuck knows what it will be. Some eyedrops, maybe painkillers (taking migraleve at the moment as it helps, but I'm doubling up on doses as the normal dosage was becoming less effective.

Here to pick you up lid. You can sit in the front if you want.

Wish I had a nice, friendly gf who would make me a nice packed lunch for my shitty long work shifts.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dXznT-aH3qs

That's all I want really, just someone to make the days easier. Someone to show me a little love each day to make it all bearable. Sex would be great as well, ngl, but goddamn I just want some affection. I wouldn't ask her to contribute or anything, she can spend the day how she likes, but just please make me a cute little lunch that says 'i love you' when I go to work.

I am so fucking unhappy it hurts. Like I physically feel pain in my chest when I contemplate it.

>>81586253
if driving is this massive chore, why do they do it? every day to work and back, to the point driving is an automatic process?
if you won't even give your friend a LIFT FROM THE AIRPORT, a couple of hours, ONCE, then jesus christ sell your car. clearly it's torturous, going from A to B out of necessity, if you won't even do it to HELP YOUR FRIEND GET HOME.

i've gone out on foot to find mates who are drunk/mental and lost or whatever, in the middle of the night. yeah it's effort. that goes without saying. would 100% do it again.

>>81586290
we all lonely in life no gf to care for our existence

>>81586289
>suicide doors

Paedophile Labour councillor who worked in children's home walks free
Paedophile Labour councillor who worked in children's home walks free
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8568833/Paedophile-Labour-councillor-worked-childrens-home-walks-free.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

>>81586297
Sounds like you like your mates more than they like you... bit awkward eh?

>>81586228
if I had a car and friends id like to drive us to places, like the beach on the weekend, or inna nature. Too bad the evil cult that are the DVSA are trying their very hardest to send me their worst examiners preventing me from driving.

Anti car melty

>>81586315
The recent J'accuse article where they go through that endless list of Labour MPs, activists, councillors, party workers etc. and list off all their horrible paedo sex crimes was fucking mental.

>>81586297
That was a nice bit of bait tbqh lad, really riled some of us lids up

>nah lad i cant pick you up, ive only 1 seat in the car

>>81586260
first time i went to London, first bus i got on, knew you could just tap the Oyster card, all paid for, good stuff. asked the driver:
>excuse me mate, does this go to _____?
i wasn't holding anything up, it wasn't some complex question ("how do i get to _____?") it was as quick and binary as it gets. this guy just fucking STARES STRAIGHT AHEAD like i'm inaudible.
black guy, but i mean, he's a bus driver. he can speak English. he knows the route. he could have just said "yes" or "no". friend explained that's quite common, people don't really speak to each other in London. but it was so transactional and straightforward, Christ.

>>81586297
Why should I pay for the petrol

>Alright mate, fuckin hell you couldn't stop texting me about it so I turned up. Get in.

>>81586344
how do people get like this? it would be disgusting touching anything any time you drive somewhere

>>81586316
nah my driver mates have given me plenty of lifts. they DO get angry while driving even if they're otherwise nice people, again: cars do something to people's brains.
they'll ask for petrol money, that's fine. i like to think if i could drive, i'd do them the same favour. (have also had these same mates support ME during breakdowns and shit, whether it's over the phone or getting on a hours-long train journey at midnight.)

>>81586340
Never get on the bus, me. The Tube's fine, never had an issue, but the buses are full of pond life. Drivers and all

Giving Crossy a lift up the A9 to Inverness because he doesn't have a car himself

>>81586297
>if driving is this massive chore, why do they do it? every day to work and back, to the point driving is an automatic process?
Because the utility it offers is worth the expense to run it. That's it, very simple. Do you have any idea how much petrol costs? A couple hours drive to pick up some retard who couldn't make arrangements to get his grown adult arse back to his own house is not something you wanna burn your money on.

>Mate just push it over and get in, what's the problem? You're not being very grateful for me driving all this way to get you.

>>81586357
>they DO get angry while driving even if they're otherwise nice people

because other road users are FUCKING stupid and piss me off, why are you not indicating, why are you not looking properly, why are you right up my arse when I'm at the speed limit (bmw drivers) why are you doing 40 down a 20 almost crashing into me you spaz etc. Just mongs allowed behind 2 tons of metal

>>81586297
You are causing your own problems lad.

I'll do a lot for someone up until the point I feel like they feel entitled to it. You clearly feel very entitled. I'd do fuck all for you.

>>81586366
what DO you burn your money on, then? sticking with the 'hosting a mate' example, they can have breakfast, charge their phone.

>morning, Ian. just to let you know, 1/30th of my rent comes to x quid, you used y kWh of electricity, and that coffee + toast is z pence. i'll text you my bank details.

>>81586400
>morning, Ian

>>81586154
Sorry, I forgot to say, screen is at 160 now, might go to 170, but anything bigger is more effort to do, and becomes bothersome, I think 170 maybe 180 is the cut off point. I usually have it set to 130.
Also, I might not bother with cider, CBA with the supermarket, I'll just vape some weed, and feel the mellowish buzz from the pregab yesterday. Love pregab's, I'd be stressed out now, but feeling ok, and my mind feels clear, I'm on the ball mentally, and dealing with people was great, confidence up, walking tall, even had some woman move out of the way/stand back as I was walking out, I said thanks, and she said my pleasure. Don't normally hear that, it's normally you're welcome or no worries.
I'll be back to normal me in a few days, sheepish, quirt, shy, nervous.

>>81586395
it's not entitlement though, is it? i appreciate it's effort, have said as much.

you clearly do not have friends where there's an equal give-and-take. do your friends not do things FOR YOU? even if it's effort, manual labour, stuff that costs money?

have you never helped someone move home?

>>81586400
>what DO you burn your money on, then?
Hiking gear, and Diesel to drive to hills and mountains such as the Malverns and Snowdon

>out for works xmas do a few years ago
>one of the lids was a full blown farmer
>we all pile into his pick up truck
>"yeah watch you dont get poked with anything back there"
>"There's loads of used needles from giving the cattle their injections the other day"
>Look in door pocket
>looks like a fucking needle bin
>look around some more
>needles stuck in floor mats, down the side of seats etc

I didn't move a fucking inch the entire time

>>81586400
>morning, Ian. just to let you know, 1/30th of my rent comes to x quid, you used y kWh of electricity, and that coffee + toast is z pence. i'll text you my bank details.
Extremely based.

>>81586400
its just common decency, I always offer some shekkels for fuel, its not just fuel either, cars wear down, you need to replace parts etc, its expensive, not gonna directly ask for it but if its a longer journey somewhere it'd be appreciated

>>81586415
that's fair lad. as long as there's nobody else sat in the car who WANTS to go to the Malverns or Snowdon. you don't 'owe them' anything.

Grown man. Books a holiday with no way to get home. Gets angry when his friends don't want to do it for him.

>>81586434
I've missed this gimmick

car owners. wondering why they can't just run pedestrians over. they're in the way, causing a delay to their journey, it costs good money to run that engine.

Grown man. Owns a litter bin. Disposes of his waste in the footwells of his car

Grown man. Travels to York. Takes a video of a street sign

Can't he just take an uber from the airport? Not that hard is it

Can't he just iron the shirt? Not that hard is it

Grown man. Moves to Gibraltar. Posts the exact same drivel from different coordinates

>>81586412
I thought your whole point was that it's unreasonable for anyone with a car not to drive you around. Sounds like entitlement to me.

>>81586493
I saw a bloke with an unironed shirt earlier and it made me chuckle

>>81586476
Uber charges a service fee and for the driver's wages, insurance, etc.

you could just give that money to your friends who care about you.

>>81586412
>have you never helped someone move home?
I helped Poley move home and later on we walked into town, a BBC Newsnight camera caught the occasion

>>81586502
you've oversimplifying it, that's not my point at all. i've already explained myself and given other examples.

there's something unique to cars/driving in a lot of anons' minds (a lot of driver's minds, tbf). i've gone out of my way to do timely, physical and/or emotional labour purely at my own expense for mates. as soon as that becomes 'driving', car owners turn into psychopaths frothing at the mouth about entitlement and petrol costs.

Psyopd myself into shagging crossmong

>>81586523
I think I understand your point now. You're saying that people are generally prepared to do each other big expensive favours, but for some reason as soon as there's a car involved, they're less keen. Even if it's a smaller, cheaper favour.

I've got three cars but wouldn't drive any of them to an airport.

>>81586526
Crosslad is a heterosexual man. you can't be a lassie because lassies GET shagged they don't do the shagging (even they admit this)

>>81586523
I doubt this is the case at all.

>Take hours out of my day at a really awkward time that will fuck with my sleep schedule?
No problem, happy to make that effort for a friend
>Pay up to 100 bong for fuel and airport parking etc
Taking the piss desu

I'm going to spread false paedophile rumours about someone in my local area today. Any good ideas for how I should do it?

>>81586526
I'm happy for you lad, mine wouldn't meet me but he might meet you

>>81586534
that's the gist of it, yeah.

it's an exception to the rule but i know people who LIKE driving. we've gone for random drives, just as a daft day out. i know a sudden phone call at 1am "I DID NOT PREPARE A TAXI AND/OR MY ARRANGEMENTS HAVE FALLEN THROUGH. GIZZA LIFT?" is a lot to ask for. it's not like it's a BENEFIT to you, of course it's effort.
but so is, i don't know, turning up at the police station if your friend gets arrested. you'd do it, that doesn't rely on "i am ENTITLED to my friend(s) turning up if..."

Psyopd myself into shagging tim Byrne

>>81586551
You need to be a credible individual yourself or you'll just look like a lunatic

>>81586539
>Crosslad is a heterosexual man
Press x to doubt

Music and /britfeel/ are my only 2 pleasures in life

>>81586496
Why stop something you like just because of environmental changes?

>>81586551
>>81586572
Done it before because someone stole my wheelie bin:

>make 3 facebook accounts
>get on the local facebook group
>account 1: spotted someone acting suspicious around with kids, description of his clothes
>account 2: innocently ask if that X near Y?
>account 3: agree it sounds like X and he's been spotted doing it before

It's local facebook so none of them check the accounts properly

>>81586545
ask them to cover the costs, then. depends how you're both wired.
as a non-driver i'll go with the public transport example here: "Dave you know how i got that late night train that time you went mental on shrooms in the city centre three hours away? well that ticket was expensive, and..."

if i had the means, i'd just do it. presumably someone with a car and a full tank of petrol has those means. if i DIDN'T have the means, i wouldn't be doing it. and that would fucking suck. would probably just give Dave a ring instead, guide him through it, or start calling around to Dave's other mates to make sure he's safe. do what i can, you know?

>>81586586
Same here de leed

Psyopd myself into shagging seasideMARK

>>81586551
brick through window. spray paint "NONCE" on their wall and/or the boards.

anyone seeing you do it is going to think, "the guy MUST be a nonce if this lad is doing this so brazenly," they'll probably cheer you on or even join in.

>>81586594
you were in the wrong here. you should have stolen it back, or stolen his OTHER bin.

if he stuck number stickers on there and you didn't, that's on you. i know there's 'victim blaming' but there's also 'leaving your front door wide open'.

>>81586572
I'm well known in the community. My father owns a decent sized employer locally, a window blind manfacturing company. I work in the company too so I'm fairly known. I wouldn't say I have massive stature but I do have a good reputation.
>>81586594
Hmm that's interesting but it's a small community. I think three unknown people who aren't connected to anyone else wouldn't wash. Similarly I can't use my own name or facebook accounts. I like your style though. It could work in a bigger town.
>>81586606
Could I pay local youths to do this? That could reflect badly on me though. If people see me giving money to young teenagers, it might actually backfire.

>>81586618
I did get it back after telling the council but that's not enough sometimes

been speaking to /tv/irgins about 28 years later, not seen it but apparently the infected are less rabies like but more calculating, apparently they hunt for food now, kind of like spazzy chimps, was wondering how they'd get around the whole infected starving to death in 28 days later thing. Apparently the 2nd half is shit though.

>>81586621
Is there a reason why you're taking this course of action? If you were serious you can't really do it in 1 day in 1 big bang, you have to drip poison over months

>>81586655
Yeah. He was slightly rude to me at the weekend. I'm happy to drip it out over months. As long as people think he's a paedo by Christmas I'd be happy.

>>81586586
tell me about it m8

Making "OH MY DAYS" my new catchphrase

*ahem* 3ch.uk *ahem*

>>81586670
so you're just making yourself an uppity-sounding cunt?

>>81586679
fuck off im not joining your site

dont reply to poster ending in 79 hes an evil cunt whos got a few lads banned, dont follow his gay little link

>>81586663
Do you remember that 'Linken-Park' what's I've done thing? Someone posted them having like 60,000 plays of that song, and when someone posted about it on /b/ or /mu/ years later he replied 'im still here ' and a new picture up to 120,000

>>81586621
are you a fucking Malfoy or something?

digits and evil link lad dies of medical complications in x amount of years correlating with the last digit of the dubs, roll

>>81586690
Just didn't happen did it

Graduate from Hustlers University in 4 days

>>81586691
i remember it mate
oh my days what a tune transformers 2007 x

>>81586696
it did you evil sod

>>81586679
>regional IDs

these are going to be effectively enforced tripcodes for some posters. remember forced_anon? point should be what you say > your identity.

>oh it's Manx-anon again, we know him and his personality/opinions

>>81586711
CONFIRMED

your days are numbered lad, youve got 1 year until you die of medical complications, the magical numbers will it

>>81586691
he popped up on /mu/ too i think, but they're currently spazzing out over the femoid vocalist so there'll be a lot more of lads like him

if 4chan gets banned and britfeel dies i will simply stop posting with you lot

>>81586679
That site is dead lad

manifesting the transferral of slowanon's glaucoma into the eyes of all car owners ITT.

>>81586700
Me and my dad both listened to '808 state - Pacific state' thousands of times each and eventually racked up 12,000 plays on iTunes, this must have been over about 5 years though. 'alizee j'en ai marre' is another notable one, must have played that over 2000 times. Do you know what your single most played song is?

for me it's slow discussions on 4-ch that take place over literal years.

there are old registration/account-based forums i wouldn't mind joining, but a lot of them are completely dead because they jumped ship to Discord. hate it tbqh.

>>81586711
I moved on. I don't ban Hanmer anymore

>>81586734
>808 state - Pacific state

Damn, you English af. Good taste tho. I am American and I kneel when it comes to the house and DnB you guys were putting out in the 90s.

>>81586750
the numbers have spoken, marked lad.

>>81586740
>there are old registration/account-based forums i wouldn't mind joining

Demon companies trying to get me their Blu-rays on sale. I shall resist.

>>81586755
That song came out in the 80s though.

>>81586756
>Shitting myself at this

>>81586758
i do like these richardabdn posts, but i'm not into weather.

i'm more of a tattle.life guy, assuming it's not next on the chopping block.

>>81586770
Thought it was the 90s myself

>>81586734
Wonder how iTunes tracks it, seems a bit ridiculous to have 12k listens on a 6 minute track

>>81586784
>i'm more of a tattle.life guy, assuming it's not next on the chopping block
Had you heard of that before the BBC News smear? I'd never heard of it before but love it now

Eating shit directly from Eva's bollocks.

>>81583933
Yeah. I cant be arsed. Am going fir mine in a min though when my hair dries.I always feel better wance I get hame.I think it's a net good. I jst hate stepping outside in the 1st place. But its worth it when I grt back. At the end of the day if I dont then fljoxetine will give me a fucking belly. N that ain't happening.
>>81586586
Same mate
>>81586734
Pacific state is a tune,alizee is kewl but I stan mylene farmer,,ever since avant que lombre which was 2005

SSM likes 808 State

>>81586809
Ye n AGE OF LOVE. Its me n marks "our" tune in a couple sense

>tfw training starts at 9:30 and ends at 2 because the bloke cant be arsed

the civil service is one big skive

>>81586802
about to hop out for a stroll too laddy, well worth that initial pushpast the anxiety
at least you're cute or whatever, i just look like a homeless fella

>>81586734
>Do you know what your single most played song is?
All I know is my most played band is 10k listens of basically "im sad and want to die" music, which is fun.
My most listened song ever only has 400 plays and that is also sad but for other reasons.

>>81586809
I actually discovered loads of old rave songs through Mark and his Sandford Lane sessions. He's still a mong though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc
put the pounds in the trash can gucci do the dishes
dont nobody fuck with my kitchen x

>>81586551
Howling at this desu
>>81586606
Sometimes in my skewl there woukd be light gossip that some old guy local is a beast n somebody put the windows in just based on that

>>81586791
3 times a Day each for 5 years I suppose

>>81586551
make a flyer and print it out and stick it up all around town

>>81586802
Sans contrafacon?

Posted on Nextdoor app that a man (I gave the description of brain injury lad from across the street) tried to get my kid into their house. Didn't use my real address obviously. Already got some comments kicking off.

>>81586839
>skewl
Kek. Reminds me of how Karl would say it

Can you lot explain why you cant control your women? As a bloke of Jamaican descent it's getting uncomfortable.

>>81586855
I think you mean Sans contrefacon.

Had an argument with me mum about the pronunciation of "cook". One of us says its a long "o" and one of us says its like "kuk. Gaslighting myself into thinking I'm pronouncing it wrong after decades now.

>>81586839
You won't be laughing when I tell you my local area is King's Park! Only joking mate, hope you're doing well.

got groped at a club once

>>81586872
How can it be sexual harassment when nothing sexual is involved. Stupid roastie. At worst it's verbal harassment and that's only if they follow you and keep doing it

>>81586821
Oh nice. I jst look like a nervous mong probly. In skewl days that was bully bait but i think it makes ppl feel sorry for me n leave me alone now. It nice. My mum was raging when i was doing walkies @ christmas times with mt headphones in the pitch black she said its not safe. To be fair it orobably isnt. But ave never had any trouble. I walk the ways away from the roads n busy parts tho. I kinda jst choose a shop nd then take the longest route there. But i dont always go in n buy something its just for something to aim for.Neway cool story.I try to make it a hour today.Have a good 1.x
>>81586855
Haha u know thr score

But 2 Christmases ago there was sumbody posting about having a council flat nd then ppl put his windows in nd that was the last update I think.

>>81586872
>As a bloke of Jamaican descent
I thought it was Benin and Togo?

want my own place with my own kitchen in life

>>81586914
it's pretty good, ngl

>25 yr
>No education (got kicked out of collage at 18)
>So no trade school, yet have been working as a self employed carpenter/jointer over the past 5 years
>Good at my job and it has satiated my inherent need to create
>Work from the subcontractor I've been under dry's up, compounded by personal issues between us
>Tax problems
>God hates me
>Back at home with parents (both on disability)
>Don't want to be a jointer anymore for a multitude of reasons
>RUT MAX
>Broke and in debt
>I do street art/graffiti yet hate the current style and culture of it
>Want to find people with similar interests that are actually doing interesting work in the uk
>No idea where to start and nothing locally interests me

...I hate it here

It's odd how in Brighton of all places you see less rainbow flags than most other places

>>81586872
as a british-nigerian man ive had similar experiences. im just going out for a pint with the lads and immediately there's a bunch of white slags trying to tug my pants down and feel up my arse. it's deeply violating and disrespectful. i honestly feel like i've been raped.

>>81586937
Have you thought about moving to Bangkok to start a new life?

Drivel compass pointing very strongly towards Glasgow today

>>81586945
I'm old enough to remember when that was one of the only places you'd see them. There and Old Compton St in Soho

Had a rump steak for din dins. It lush x

>>81586950
I have though about the Netherlands and Ireland as have a couple of mates of a similar age there

honestly feel like going berserk and just making loads of posts

>>81586967
Brexit rules out NL. Dunno about Ireland

>>81586875
Ist like when the anon said his boss got arrested nd didnt know why I says spread rumour its for noncing nd then somebody will eventually give the right answer i was having a right giggle to myself in irl dobt know why accusing folk of being paedos is so funny,,it shouldnt be really but everyone k ows it is

>>81586981
Brexit might rule it out for you lad.

>>81586974
shes doing a poo x

Brighton is quite lush desu

>>81586965
sirloin for me de sean

>>81586987
OH MY DAYs
id love to live in brighton
brighton by the sea
oh its just for me
someone please hire me mate so i can move to brighton x

>>81586974
Thats a great piccy

>>81586965
Always found them tasteless. Sirloin for me my good man

>>81586981
I've been to ireland alot and have soild mates there yet the main thing that puts me off is that its feels empty and the most useful places to be for work and my art are either belfast or dublin (both of these places are shitholes)

>>81586998
thanks so much mate x

>>81587003
Let's see some of the art lad

>>81587003
I like empty places me. I'm so over and done with populated areas. You're right though about Belfast and Dublin.

remembered I have games on gog what should I play?
also annoyed that you get free gog games with amazon prime, had it for years and just finding out about it now

cant stand empty places
not having a car me, no driving for me thanks
thats why ive decided to move to brighton

It Monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Xa31jYxYc

Is "Scrim" one of your new personalities? What's the goal with this new one?

>>81587043
Scrim is an oldfag who has been posting here for about a decade. No idea why he's decided to start using a tripcode.

Mylene was only in her 40s back then she's a pensioner now,,back then she was a milf fox already nd I wanted to get nonced aff her,but she only has eyes for alizee and the fat guy that plays the keyboard

anyone here thought about moving to nottingham?

>>81587057
>decade
is that what qualifies as an oldfag? kinel ive been here for 13

>>81587008
no wish to dox myself and wanna me open on here
I'm multimedia (cant find a niche)
Currently a lot of graffiti/work with spray cans I would say I just do graffiti but honestly the style and the culture of it is abhorrent so have not want to be seen as a "writer"

vaporwave/skitzo style (have a hard time defining it)

Nonced by posh mummies x

>>81587026
Thers a lot of good stuff here.i couldn't decide. But if i had that open rn I'd play f.e.ar. or tomb raider.

>>81587026
the longest journey and syberia are absolute kino, deadly premonition is also amazing if you can get over the janky ass controls

>>81587057
not a real oldfag around 2017
hostlad's radio with zeus and tim vs the builders was the highlight of this general for me
only using trip because I had no idea how to use one until now
don't plan on sticking with it

>>81587104
You're a good lad and well liked.

Another day thnking about Eva's arse

No matter what situation we are in. No matter if we are rich or poor. No matter if we are in a shit place or a beautiful place. No matter if we are stressed or if we are bored.
One of the best things is having a silly time with your mates. It trancends everything. Its within us all. The times spent being silly with your mates is what its all about. The rush of endorphins and seretonin. At a base level, its actually what life is all about.

Starbucks Barista: Can I have your name for your drink?
Me: My name? If you knew that you'd be as clever as me.

Ticked off Brighton Oxfam, slim pickings just a few french and Italian books, didn't buy anything

>>81587121
>Eva
who?

>>81586033
what kind of salads, blad?

I tell starbucks my name is Bartholomew fucking hilarious when they shout it out

>>81587141
chocolate and hamburger salad oh my lush x

>Brighton

Not once but TWICE the starbucks baristas have used the female version of my name.

Love Brighton, but Nottingham is way better, and they've got their own beach which has proper sand not pebbles. So Nottingham all the way.

>>81587142
I wis starbucks loyal + strawberry cream frappucino loyal until they started that shite I hate it

>>81587077 OP

>>81587125
I have mates yet trying to get them off discord and into life is to hard for me at least

Currently the only time I sit down and talk to another male in person is about once a week (mate of mine I force to come for a meal)

Want to start working on something I care about and need guidance yet everyone Ik seems to just want to continue they're shit lives and no one is doing anything that interests me

>>81587176
What's the obsession with Nottingham de lad?

>>81587178
I'm doubtful that you are actually "cute" in your 30s. I mean I'm an avid stay insinder and SPF user but I wouldn't consider myself youthfully cute, more handsome.

Love those choccy coins in starbucks n goes so nice wiv a latte in a starbucks cup in starbucks

Qatar airspace closed. America and Britain telling their citizens to shelter immediately. Looks like Iran is about to attack U.S. bases in the Persian Gulf.

Grown ass men on youtube unironically using the word "grass" like a 12 year old in the playground

>>81587195
>Looks like Iran is about to attack U.S. bases in the Persian Gulf.

fkn grass u laaah

>>81587186
It's lush and best city on Earth

>>81587181
family don't care what I do (good)
Seem everyone else just expects me to continue to be a jointer yet I really don't want to as I feel too different from everyone I work with (i.e I DONT WANT A NEW BUILD, I DONT WANT A FRENCH BULLDOG, I DONT WANT A RENTAL RANGE ROVER I CANT AFFORD, I DONT WANT TO GO TO A PUB AND DO COKE EVERY FRIDAY, I DONT WANT VENNERS, I DONT WANT A TAN, I HATE BENIDORM)

>>81587190
When am 75 years old ill still be cute mate

>>81587231
I'll be long gone by then xx

I DON'T WANT TO CLIMB A FUCKING HILL AND TAKE A PICTURE

>>81586872
tbf most people in Inverness have never seen a black man irl

Crossy is Black only.

>>81587246
He's black owned

>>81587195
We have a base on the same site. Hope the NEETs have got their army boots ready.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR ISRAEL

Ordered a hairbrush from amazon. Delivery guy drops it off and I hear the porch close. Not my package, someone else's. May have been swapped around. When should I tell Amazon I have someone else's package (just round the corner)? I know they'll send out another to the actual recipient.

>>81587225
Embrace the Deano

>>81587190
It's a state of mind lad

>>81587181
What do all your mates do in their spare time then?

Kinda wanna live on Scilly Isles like that anon we used to have

>>81587235
exactly like I've worked surrounded by these people for 5 years, I actually cant take it anymore

"look at this bird lad"
and it looks like a clone of every other girl he shows me

I want to rant about blond reatards to him and how they are all clone

can't

"yah fit her bro"
I want to die

Ik they are just retards but I'm in the same position as them

is this the matrix

>>81587260
>hairbrush

that a boar bristle brush de lidingtonbergstein? luv me boar bristle brush, got two, ones got plastic bits to properly de tangle then ones just pure bristle, very soft.

>>81587281
Just heavy gamers (this saddens me)

Looks like Iran's attack on Qatar/America has started.

https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/1937187750547243247?t=RLSdEqXaSp0Fiw8ZAWNEDQ&s=19

>>81587314
some do art but do not commit to projects and we have dissimilar tastes (I still believe they're art is good yet could be better if they where committed)

>>81587313
Nah, got persistent dandruff/dry scalp. Tried everything to varying degrees of success, trying a special hairbrush to help rinse out shampoo which may be causing it, on account of my hair being almost superhuman-ly thick.

>>81587237
You'd be surprised, it's grim up North (Scotland) as they say

>>81587314
>>81587329
My old mates were furries and we had fuck all in common too. But I'm a massively boring bastard who has interests in shit no one cares about (languages (no I'm not him), racing games, early-mid 2000s TV) so I can't say much

I would never force a little black boy to kiss my shoes, fucking disgusting behaviour

>>81587235
>CLIMB A FUCKING HILL AND TAKE A PICTURE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNwzRy-Qe5w

Communcal garden stream

>>81587300
>like that anon we used to have
Serious oldfeel. I was (might still) planning to go to the Scilly isles this summer and LARP as him

might pick up hill climbing

SSM UPDATE

1 beer only
Credit score is very good at 452. It's lush I mean lush. Dee lads

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xNwzRy-Qe5w

>CAPTCHA: GODZ P

>>81587356
>hill climbing

>>81587353
>>81587362
>Tfw no communal garden to get pissed in

What happened to deanomaxxing? Snowdon is known as deano central (luckily wasn't too bad when I was there) but if you look up Snowdon on Reddit loads of people say how it's just deanos looking to get a selfie

/britfeel/ meet 2025? Snowdon pub track 975 M elevation, those that know

I respect Deanos. They are probably the only group in the UK who consistently have a better life than their parents, just from grafting (and being irresponsible with credit obviously but so fuck)

We all know 1 beer only turns into 6 beers only

>>81587340
av u tried a scalp massager in the shower? ive got thick wavey hair and if I dont really get in there and massage the shit out of my scalp I get flakes, pain in the arse. Some flakes are actually necessary though, its sebum which is your natural scalp wax so you cant get rid of all of it, some people naturally make more sebum

is there a nice part of birmingham

>>81587276
Thats a fact but its a broad word I think being 5 foot 6 n having cute hair am entitled to find myself cute like a wee hedgehog is am not on about being justin bieber, am just a ordinary moid lad at the end of the day that happens to like cute stuff

>>81587386
No offence but I don't want to meet any of you goblins

>>81587376
They've all moved on to Everest selfies now

>>81587395
Sutton Coldfield (technically within the city boundary) kinds Norton too. For the most part it's either pakis areas or shit shite areas (druids heath)

>>81587235
Shppy will not like this 1

>>81587404
I thought only about 300 people had ever climbed Everest

>>81587235
"Hiking" got added to the default npc script 10 yr ago

>>81587395
Some of the outskirts are nice

>>81587413
>Shppy will not like this 1
It's actually my OC and it got posted in the last thread too. I guess the best way to get your OC reposted is to have it ridicule yourself

>>81587419
There's literally long ass queues on it. It's a joke now. Still plenty of difficult mountain hikes around, but normgroids are NPCs who only care about what's popular.

>>81587423
It's not even "hiking". It's walking on a prepared trail that a million other tards have already walked on.

Onlly been to center of birminghm it were alright to be honest

Is Leicester a nice place to live?

>>81587438
literally worst place I've ever been

>>81587393
That's exactly what it is lad, sorry my fault for not elaborating. I suspect we're facing similar issues. Bad flaking around the 3rd level of my hair, around the crown. Hoping the massager will help rinse better - my scalp looks clear as fuck otherwise, until I get the flakes. They're almost brilliant white, with no yellowing at all, so I think it's dry and probably not a case of bad fungus gone bad-er.

>>81587441
Yes mate, it's lush and we've got a clock tower too and it's a lovely multiculture

>>81587432
The people you call "normgroids" and "NPCs" are better than you in every respect. Your smarmy jab at them just exposes you as a jealous loser who'll live less than 1% of their life.

I think Ebin is stealing Crossy from me, and he's winning

Iranian missiles over Qatar right now corr. It regional war now x

https://x.com/Faytuks/status/1937191990505996569

>>81587461
hello boxroom dollymong

Not fan of the strawbs in co op

>>81587465
Have you got an inner refuge set up in your spacker flat for when the bombs hit? You and Steve would be proper safe in there

>>81587461
SMARMY NORMGROID JAB HAHAHAH

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>81587472
Which part of his post upset you the most?

>>81587474
co op never replied to my application im perma unemployed x

>>81587480
Careful, he'll spend the next 4 hours seething samefagging from his little boxroom like he does every single day

>>81587388
Worked with them any whole life, they all burn out one way or another, drugs, infidelity and divorce ect.

They all crash an burn in a gay dramatic way it seems

That are undoubtedly the best at "keep smiling" but behind close doors they are all frigile af

>>81587487
another full day of spamming from your boxroom, dollymong? It's not for me, but it's definitely for you

>>81587480
>FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT
MELTY

>Iran announces OPERATION BASHARAT AL FATH HAS COMMENCED
>Will "end" U.S. military presence in Persian Gulf

>>81587504
>but it's definitely for you

>>81587493
I'm not 100% sure lad but I think the guy you are responding to might be the one seething

>>81587504
>another full day of spamming from your boxroom

>>81587465
if that's where I think it is, it's right on the coast and looking out into the sea. They're nowhere near the city let alone the air base. pathetic desu

So predictable boxroom dollymong. So, so predictable.

The "boxroom dollymong" guy doesn't live in a boxroom, so I hear.

>oil rigs reportedly ablaze off the coast of Kuwait

Kinnel

Wonder which dolly has the smelliest boxroom.

Unless someone has told you about their living situation, you have no idea about it.

>>81587488
Fuck them mate letsgo to mecca bingo n get smashed x

>>81587550
He actually lives in a plush apartment in Thailand

The Qa'im is the "riser of the family of Muhammad"

I'd be so much happier living in Thailand

Where were you when WW3 broke out?

I'd be so muc hahppier lving in Vietnams

If the U.S. invokes Article 4 of NATO we're officially at war with Iran.

An Iranian missile just flew over my house

When WW3 kicks off I'll be safe in Thailand, I'd suggest all lads move there just in case

>>81586937 I be OP

In all seriousness if they're are other northern bros who have projects they are passionate about I would be interested in /soc/

I'm in a runt and hoping that picking the brain of people who are actually working towards creating something unique and interesting may help.

slim chances considering non of you leave the house or know how to use a drill correctly

We all very good credit score in life x

>>81587628
You love saying shit like that huh? Makes you sound smart

>>81587656
I meant rut

but don't get me wrong I've 100% been in a couple of runts in my time (fatties)

>>81586897
you got a VERY similar walk habit to me mate
pop out and take a long circular route to the shops, usually just pop in for a drink to sip on the way back

What's the point in moving to Thailand when I can just make an inner refuge under my computer desk?

Brummy

>>81587678
>>81587678

Qatar intercepted every single missile. God damn the Iranians suck at war.

https://x.com/ExxAlerts/status/1937200284650078372