I'm sad. Please tell me your best joke.
>>81585558 (OP)Why did the Norweigan open his milk at the store? Because it said open here
I'll tell you how to catch a bear really easily just with a shovel, some sticks, a lighter and a bag of peas
>go deep into the woods
>dig a hole about knee deep
>build a small fire inside of it with kindling
>feed fire repeatedly and let it smolder until it becomes ash
>wait until dusk
>sprinkle some peas around the fire pit taking care to evenly disperse
>go hide in a bush
>when the bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole
>>81585558 (OP)Why is 10 + 10 equal to 11 + 11? Because it's twenty-two.
Enjoy this uplifting and timeless story to raise your spirits.
>>81585558 (OP)https://youtu.be/OG9EDE_bnws?si=80vY35S7fD3Jvuwl
>>81585558 (OP)"women's rights"
ahahahah, gets me every time
>>81585558 (OP)How do you take down a Norweigan submarine?
- you swim down and knock on the door
>>81585558 (OP)look in a mirror
sorry i had to, hope u cheer up later :)
These trannies, they dilated and they die early! OH!
>>81585558 (OP)What do you call A4 paper cut into two pieces?
- a Norweigan puzzle
>>81585588>>81585622>>81585710you're a legend lad keep up the good work
>>81585558 (OP)What do you call someone with no body or nose?
Nobody nose
>>81585558 (OP)Can you tell the difference between a jeweller and a jailor? One sells watches and other watches cells.
>>81585558 (OP)I seriously couldn't stop laughing at this I laughed at this for like 10 minutes straight the anime girl makes it so much more stupid and funny