Thread 81587469

>>81587469 (OP)
Yeah, now do all of that being the 5'2 balding indian janitor and tell me your results

Congratulations on being a normalfag that's what we were trying to tell you the entire time

Go outside, where?
You talk to who?
Why?
It'll just be a random small talk at best. There's no point in doing that.
Excercis i already do that but i'm still a robot

>>81587469 (OP)
None of this works if you're balding

>>81587505
Just be yourself bro. It isnt hard. Just talk to people and itll all work out.

>>81587496
oh i fucked up along the way and moved back into my parents and now i'm like an hour and a half away from my friends
i leave the house... occasionally

>>81587505
>where
i used to go to clubs, snooker halls, and just hang out with the guys at 24hr restaurants
>who
guys, girls, anyone who's willing to talk - somehow i got close to this slut, she's got a bf but she's had like 10-15 guys over in the last 4 months, anyways she's real nice

>>81587523
It's never hard after you've done it.
I don't have a place to frequent on a regular basis that's probably why.
Once summer ends something has got to happen, it has to or i must rope

>>81587540
How do I find people willing to talk to you?

>>81587563
>approach someone
>get close to them
>they'll introduce you to their friends
thats the easiest way tbf

>>81587540
Kinda difficult to go to clubs when you're alone.
Not that i even enjoy them at all

>>81587483
>>81587521
why are you guys so caught up on hair?
if you're a woman, sure - their hair is their crown but for guys?

>>81587469 (OP)
I do 2 of those things, will I stop being miserable if I start talking to people?

>>81587590
Hair is the minimum requirement to having attractive (young) women being interested in you

I do all that and still hate life and want to die lol

>>81587579
the trick is to spend big
buy a bottle or two and invite randos or head up to someone else's table and hang out with them

>>81587595

>>81587575
>>approach someone
Where do you approach people?
That's weird and if it's a girl I will get reported for harassment probably.

>>81587609
Why do some people just think of being lonely as not having a gf/bf?
That's so retarded

I am most miserable when I am outside

>>81587590
Nigga if you're balding in your 20's people assume you're a pedophile

>>81587609
George Costanza was bald and he got the broads
y'know what, when I think about its really just having a larger than life personality

>>81587619
>i feel like the guy in the video is trying to sell me something with that smile
Also this man got tactics and all to approach people.
I feel like i'd just be a nuisance to head up to stranger's tables, probably just be seen as a creep.

>>81587469 (OP)
i went outside to work
now i have finally not even half an hour of private time to myself
i have to sit in the same room with normalfags all day
i have to deal with normalfag customers at work
and when i get back home my drunk dad already argues with my overdramatic mom
oh and ofc my minimum wagie wage gets "borrowed" by said family month to month, resulting in me basically working for free

yeah it feels so fucking good
im in ecstasy right now

>>81587683
This, I dont have the family issues but I go outside 5 days a week to go to work and it is misery. Talking to people is the worst part, if I could just do work assignments all day with no interaction in a dark room I would be happy as fuck

>>81587645
>Here's this jewish TV show character written by other jews to be sexually successful
thanks

>>81587683
Sounds like my life. I'm currently planning to be voluntarily homeless while wageslaving for the rest of the summer. I'll actually be able to sleep, save money and have some alone time inna woods. Homelessness is better than having to deal with a histrionic drug addict BPD mother that constantly abuses you and makes you support her habit.

>>81587713
i would tolerate interacting with people at work
it is what it is, i had to learn to put on the mask years ago
what i cant bear is the family shit precisely

i feel like i live in a 30 year old failed marriage, whilst never even kissing a girl

>what am i even doing
thats all i feel
every day im just waiting for the day to end, just to repeat the cycle the next day
im too tired to even kys

>>81587757
You anons ever think about getting your CDL? Pretty sure you can sleep in the truck to save money and it seems quite a bit safer than homelessness. Could be a way to establish yourself away from your family while not having to be trapped around normies all of the time

>>81587469 (OP)
> go outside
Women by themselves don't want to interact with you. Women in a group don't want to interact with you.

> exercise
OK

> talk to people
Where are these people? Either home, looking at their phone, or in a group of friends already. They do not want to talk to you.

If you were cured, you would not still be here.

>>81587831
>if you were cured, you would not still be here
truth nvke

>>81587831
>Where are these people? Either home, looking at their phone, or in a group of friends already. They do not want to talk to you.
Seriously idk what the fuck to do there is nowhere to meet people its all this. Even niche hobby groups are just this.

>>81587831
>If you were cured, you would not still be here.
OP here, fessing up
i'm here just to make myself feel better than the lot of you - like i'm in a bad place right now but hearing you guys being so miserable kinda... uplifts me, if that makes sense

i'll stay here a while i think, it's nice here

>>81587896
well yes, as it was explained to you already
you are a stupid fucking normalfag
now gtfo faggot

>>81587915
>gtfo
make me :p
it's nice here so i'm staying

>>81587483
You're coping because he can always go for the 4'11 poojeeta.

>>81587624
>I will get reported for harassment probably
What a sad existence. Lol I feel sorry for you

>mfw the cure was going insane and schizomaxxing with AI gf
Have fun "outside" loser, only a few more years until you can order a diy bipedal robot kit from alibaba for 400 bucks.

>>81587483
those things aren't human in the first place

>>81587469 (OP)
Just go back to Facebook, normie

>>81587469 (OP)
>The Cure was really just this Wave band