>fat emo girl comes up to you and tells you she has depression.
>what do?

>>81588916 (OP)
help her kill herself I guess or couldn't be bothered

>>81588916 (OP)
lose some weight or try someone else honey

>>81588916 (OP)
>what do?
kiss her pussi

>>81588916 (OP)
uhh probably freak out because this would be the first time a woman talks to me on her own volition outside of a family or work environment :/

>>81588916 (OP)
say, "you smell weird" then turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>81588916 (OP)
tell her I have borderline personality disorder and won't be any good to use me to help

>>81588916 (OP)
well, i belive if someone feels safe enough to be open to you, you should help them as long as you're not draining or harming yourself to help them, so probably sit down and talk with her or something.

I would use her depression as leverage to make her have sex with me

>>81588916 (OP)
walk away. i know that her intentions are to use me as an emotional tampon until she's not bored or in pain anymore. then she'll take that improved mental state and put it towards the people she actually wants.

>>81588916 (OP)
>what do?
keep walking and mind my own business

>>81588995
so youd walk into her?

does she wanna watch jurassic world and drink some pilsners with me

>>81589114
Not OP but thats a perfect date idea and Im stealing that for if I ever use dating apps. My future bf better be ready!

>dont talk to me
walk away

>>81589132
I'm glad you think so. Enjoy your date.

>>81588916 (OP)
i walk her over to a bench or something and let her vent, we exchange contact infos, and in a day or two either she calls me first or i'll call and ask her for a date
we hit it off because we're both mentally ill and in 2-3 months of being together, i'll invite her over to the gym and tell her she can look like goth mommy Rhea Ripley

we both get fit and in 2-3 years, either one of two things will happen
she'll either leave me and find someone better or i'll leave her because my job is done
one more fit goth mommy for the worls, its what we need most right now

>>81588916 (OP)
>*cums on my pants from looking at that belly peek*
>"Ahaha~"
Either she calls the cops or she takes me releasing semen out of nowhere by simply looking at her as a compliment and will start cleaning the semen on my underwear and pants with her tongue and suck my dick afterwards. Plap time by night.

>>81588916 (OP)
I'm not a fat girls emotional tampon

>>81588916 (OP)
ask her if getting a burger together would cheer her up

>>81588916 (OP)
Tell the bpd whore to kill herself because I'm not letting it happen again.
all women are demons, fucking decrepit evil fucking demons all of them.

tell her im a mildly autistic schizo narcissist tendencies who has a hitler fixation and doesnt work or any interest in working that that panic! at the disco sucked and im gay

Inseminate her with cum from my cock

>>81588916 (OP)
I would eat that depressed coochie

>>81589259
are you trying to win her over?

>>81588916 (OP)
i would probably stare at her for a while desu who starts a conversation off with their depression? am i going to get pegged?

>>81588916 (OP)
No wait she's actually really cute

>>81588916 (OP)
Be kind and listen like I always am maybe try and start a relationship and hit it

>>81589076
Literally read my mind anon geez

I say "ayoo me too, wanna be depressed together?" And it'll probably work desu ne

>>81588916 (OP)
I was actually talking to a fat emo girl earlier this year because I wanted to date her. We went out on 2 dates but I ended up not wanting to see her again because she would just start conversations with "im tired" or "im sad" or "im depressed" like wtf am i even supposed to say to that since I hardly knew her by that point. She also trauma dumped on me by telling me stuff about how her dad was a deadbeat and her parents were both drug addicts and her ex bf was an abusive POS. That is a lot to tell a guy on the first date, like holy shit lady.
Also she had a lot of bad habits, a very dirty/not clean living space/room. And like 12 different pill bottles on the nightstand which is fucking insane.

She is still messaging me months later occasionally, probably because I was probably the most sane/put together person she has dated. Despite my subhuman incel looks and retarded personality, I can actually have a stable life and good living situation and can hold down a job.

>>81590665
Sounds like my kind of girl, I could be her nice non abuse of and do drugs with her

>>81588916 (OP)
ignore her and keep hating women for being insecure attention whores

>>81588916 (OP)
Damn, that brings back some memories. I actually knew a girl like that a long time ago. It was so long ago that this was a chubby goth girl because emo hadn't been invented yet.

She was pretty cool and we hung out in the same circle of friends (back when I had friends), she'd always come up and talk to me. Thinking back it was obvious she had a crush on me but I never asked her out or tried to take things past the "we're just friends" stage because, well she was fat, after all.

All these years later it seems clear to me now that if I'd had a romantic relationship with her it would have almost certainly worked out better than the ones I had with skinny girls who always eventually acted like they were too good to have settled for me. Kicking myself now.

>>81590665
How did you two meet? Through discord or something?

>>81588916 (OP)
I work in a psych facility, im surrounded by fat emo girls with depression and bipolar and BPD etc.

so I would just perform my admission process.

>>81588916 (OP)
i would want to hug her and talk with her but if i did she would call the police for sexual assault and i would be sent to prison for being an attempted rapist
>>81592031
lucky bastard

>>81592031
Should i check myself in to a psyche facility to lose my virginity? Can i use a fake name or something so they dont track me down when they get out?

>>81590701
Yeah that thought crossed my mind as well but it just grossed me out to be honest so I stopped talking to her. I didnt even want to eat in her home because there was cat shit everywhere.
And the amount of times I put in a bunch of effort and was ghosted by a woman, I was not willing to put in that much effort to fix her up and then possibly get dumped myself. Not worth the effort or risk.

>>81591926
Actually it was on Facebook Dating which I used primarily because it is very fair to men. There are no paid options so the playing field between men and women is much more even.

>>81588916 (OP)
if shes fat like your photo, and not hamplanet fat, then i'd probably help her out and befriend her. see where things go.

>>81588916 (OP)
steal her phone to make sure she isnt recording when i tell her to kill herself

>>81588916 (OP)
>fat
yes
>emo
YES
>girl
FUCK YES

>>81592383
damn, "I might have to take the Facebook dating pill" are words I'd have never thought would come out of my mouth.

>>81588916 (OP)
I ask the bitch what that has to do with me.

I would tell them that I don't know them and they are making me uncomfortable.

OP pic is a fucking tranny
this thread was made to validate the fetish in his eyes and to get compliments on being a fat emo "girl"

>>81593974
Good catch. That broad's all shoulders!

>>81594141
>male fat distribution
>small cone-like tits
>man hands
>wide shoulders
>hiding man face under phone

>>81588916 (OP)
we all do bitch. go get fucked or something boo hoo.

>>81588916 (OP)
Tell her I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

>>81588916 (OP)
>fat girl
I will tell her to jump onto a moving car

>>81588916 (OP)
A woman talking to me?
this calls for a celebration!

>>81588916 (OP)
>no shit, if i were that ugly i would have killed me long ago lmao

>>81588916 (OP)
>fat emo girl comes up to you and tells you she has depression.
>what do?
Offer to regularly fuck a smile onto her face.
She'd refuse, of course.