Thread 81589068 - /r9k/ [Archived: 935 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:25:31 PM No.81589068
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I think I will take my chances in federal pound me in the ass prison.
Replies: >>81589084 >>81589104 >>81589128
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:26:53 PM No.81589084
>>81589068 (OP)
She divorced him soon after. True story.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:28:50 PM No.81589104
>>81589068 (OP)
I would have larped as an alcoholic Doctor Doom for the rest of my life
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:29:11 PM No.81589110
>implying they'll let you take that option
American prisons are already at or near Max capacity. You're got getting that option, goy.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:31:22 PM No.81589128
>>81589068 (OP)
Why not send the prisoners first instead of drafting the wagies?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:31:26 PM No.81589129
Google prison rape Coco and get some good running shoes, no chance a robot can survive on lockdown without fucking