baldness isnt just losing hair its like the universe just slaps a big BETA on ur head like when they tag cows before turning them into burgers
u wake up one day touch ur head and boom ur like a walmart version of a man
scalps all shiny yelling I LOSE to every gym chad and stacy at the club
receding hairline? more like receding respect lol
ur not even a dude anymore just some npc walking around holding bags while ur "girlfriend" is dming dudes with actual hair

mirror dont lie either
that patchy stuff on top is like nature saying one star bro would not evolve again
girls can smell it too its wild
they pick up on it like beta alert and next thing u know ur a walking atm for her spa days while shes texting tyrone
bald guys arent boyfriends theyre just vending machines with feelings lol
everytime u try rogaine or do that weird comb over its like ur texting god "u up" and hes ghosting u

the fixes are a joke
hair transplants?? spending rent just to glue some dead guys hair on ur head like ur a minecraft creeper
shaving it? congrats ur a potato with a beard now
theres no winning
lifes just a roblox game where u grind and get nothing
baldness aint even dna its like a glitch a punishment or something for being the dude who likes every pic and never gets a reply

Buy a wig and stop spamming

>>81589645 (OP)
hot girl. didn't read all that.
shame her insta account is private

>good beard, chesthair, legs etc
>hairy like monke
>hairline receding with 24
its over for me