>one chance at life
>born with a fart fetish
why bother man

You are not born with any fetish

Just get over it lul

>>81590020 (OP)
How do you think this came to be?. Fetishes don't show up out of nowhere. Reminds me of the story of that redditor that thought he had a scat fetish

>>81590043
hes a rationalist cuck
tabula rasa won

what kind of fart fetish

>>81590124
probably abuse, mother would shove my diaper in my face

>>81590146
jesus christ man
...i was going to ask if you're good but i guess uh... i gues not

>>81590146
There it is anon. It's ok. No need to humiliate yourself anymore

>>81590020 (OP)
*BRAAAAAAAAPPPP* sorry anon I'm really gassy today hehehe *BRAAAAAP* I'm so full of gas *PLRRRBTTTT*

lmao fart fetishes is the most hilarious one out of all of them I always can help but kek when I see messages of people rp fart erp

>>81590146
that's not even funny, that's just grim, holy fuck

>>81590212
well theres probably worse and more debilitating ways to be traumatized by it
i do worry that i might snap out of this fetish if i were to ever get it irl. there's stories like that out there
but then on the other side, it's one of the few things i even like to begin with. so it also hurts that i'll never find out or have it fulfilled since im permavirgin lol
in the end i just hate myself for it

>>81590262
Holy shit ignore that post is just saw what it said for having such a fetish and I have to say I am deeply sorry op that was very ignorant of me I'm so sorry

>>81590020 (OP)
>born with a fart fetish
babies dont have fetishes. stay away from kids, pedo

>>81590262
the thing that bothers me is nobody farts that much. you get 1 fart and its usually over pretty fast

>>81590124
>Reminds me of the story of that redditor that thought he had a scat fetish
I started out with a fart fetish and it progressed to scat. If I ever tried it in real life I'm pretty sure I would be traumatized.

>>81590474
eating or smearing for sure but watching would be fine

>>81590020 (OP)
you know, you dont have to indulge a fetish if you dont. you can unlearn them. just dont consume that kind of media

>>81590020 (OP)
You weren't born with that shit.
>>81590146
Emergent paraphilia from abuse.
>>81590474
Awareness of the separation of paraphilic fantasy and reality.
Increase the divide between the two and cease stimulus associated with the paraphilia while increasing that gap.
And one pound of mofine TO GO.

>>81590146
woah.

>>81590262
this made me erect.

It's pretty sexy, mine developed over time though and derives from my general love of butts and buttholes. If you were Chad, girls would do anything for you, including farting in your face. The only fetishes girls really develop are variations of rape involving Chad anyway.

>>81591878
>You weren't born with that shit
well it's close enough isn't it

>>81591932
it is sexy but i also hate myself for it. i just want to have a girl pump farts up my nose not letting me breathe anything else but it'll never happen

>>81591955
No.
Now take your morphine and get the fuck out of my face.

>>81591958
You can pay a dominatrix to do it. If you mean a girl that likes you as anything but a revenue stream though, yeah, never going to happen. Just accept your eternal virginity anyway; at least you'll never get pinkeye or herpes. I'm 37 and have never had sex; my life would be shit no matter what I did anyway.

>>81592058
>getting pinkeye from a girl farting in your face
hot

>>81590262
wish she pooped on my face

Had you been born before the dawn of the internet you could still have made a great life for yourself.

>>81590020 (OP)
Just get a gf who can't process FODMAPs and feed her lots of healthy dishes filled with FODMAPs.