Always ask a therapist this before you hire them - /r9k/ (#81590324) [Archived: 879 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:16:42 PM No.81590324
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Most therapists and their training isn't to help their clients thrive and be formidable, it's to keep us manageable as wagies for the corporate system. That's why therapy is so popular an encouraged among corporate types and women eat it up (because they don't want to be formidable they just want to be validated).

This is the great litmus test or the Rorschach ink test to determine if the therapist is suited to work with men. Even basedcucked male the rapists will fail this:

>Say you have a young male client and he tells you he likes this girl, they're both in their 20's, but she has been in a relationship for 3 or 4 years with her current boyfriend. She wants to get married but they haven't gone to that point yet. Your client wants to hit on her anyway. What do you tell your client to do?

How the therapist responds will reveal how well she understands male psychology, ambition, competition, and risk-taking. You're watching how she handles nuances and whether she will default to nice guy moralizing or actually sit in the tension with you.

This is the question to ask to see if the therapist can manage male clients or if they will castrate him. It's not about the girl. It's not about dating ethics. It's a diagnostic tool, a psychological tripwire that reveals whether the therapist gets and RESPECTS how male minds work and won't pathologize or shame or vaginaspeak at us (yes even male therapists vaginaspeak)

There is only one correct answer to this.

Most therapists want you to be a good wagie, but what we really need is a therapist who won't declaw you for wanting to be good at being a man.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:18:38 PM No.81590336
>>81590324 (OP)
i just use the free session and ask to skip the bio
i have never paid for therapy
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:21:08 PM No.81590366
>>81590324 (OP)
If my therapist told me I should hit on her I would find a new therapist.
I understand you believe being an uncontrollable degenerate is a good thing but I do not.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:23:54 PM No.81590403
>>81590324 (OP)
>he goes to therapy
my therapy is ryo cigs and cheap alcohol
works wonders haha
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:24:50 PM No.81590410
Most of us don't need therapists, we need brothers and a place to belong
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:35:32 PM No.81590525
>>81590324 (OP)
My uncle said he is depressed and occassionally slightly suicidal and they sent SWAT to his house to steal all his guns. Don't tell therapists shit. They exist to BLACKMAIL YOU for THE GOVERNMENT.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:45:52 PM No.81590641
>>81590324 (OP)
Just talk to an LLM at this point...
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:18:15 AM No.81590937
>>81590366
it's not degen to win
this guy clearly sees an opening and knows there is a chance, otherwise he would not be asking this question
this girl is single until she is married. No mention of a ring. No wedding dates. No real commitment. So she is pretty much single.
The other guy didn't marry her for 3 years, so he is stalling to claim her.
She is free game, just make sure you can beat up the other guy or be the upgrade
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:22:03 AM No.81590979
Yeah. If you're gonna be a piece of shit who breaks up a relationship, cucks another guy and steal his girl.
Then at least be alpha about it. Dont go to a therapist for help with that. Do it on our own and don't be a little bitch about people moralizing to you. You're being a piece of shit, people are going to complain. Deal with it.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:09:18 AM No.81591435
Another good question to ask a therapist to see if they know how to manage male clients:
Your young male client tells you that he has a girlfriend or a wife, and other men hit on her in front of him. He is insecure that she will leave him for another man, and he feels disrespected and challenged by the other guys. How do you advise him?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:02:51 AM No.81592518
>>81590641
It's better than most therapists
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:35:14 AM No.81593300
Damn finally a good thread, even though my personal stance is not even entertaining the rapist in first place
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:51:17 AM No.81593802
Do you have any advice on the best manly color of nail polish I should wear?