Thread 81590425 - /r9k/ [Archived: 945 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:25:41 PM No.81590425
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Why get in shape if you're below average downstairs?
Replies: >>81590432 >>81590435 >>81590437 >>81590457 >>81590463 >>81590776 >>81590793
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:26:46 PM No.81590432
>>81590425 (OP)
uhhh... Socrates?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:27:00 PM No.81590435
Wiki-fisting
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>>81590425 (OP)
>Why get in shape if you're below average downstairs?
so you get to fist bitches
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:27:06 PM No.81590437
>>81590425 (OP)
hehe, can't relate :3
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:27:07 PM No.81590438
because it's cool, you can run miles, kill people with your bare hands and climb buildings
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:28:02 PM No.81590448
For your own health. When you get older and are in pain you'll wish you had been/stayed in shape
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:28:24 PM No.81590453
My dick is bigger when I do not jerk off and do cardio, sex feels better as well. Try it, what do you have to lose?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:28:47 PM No.81590457
>>81590425 (OP)
Can't relate. I am over 7 inches erect. Still a virgin though
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:29:19 PM No.81590463
>>81590425 (OP)
i'm like 6.5" but i'm a fat sack of shit so its not all there
been working out though, i want folks to see my cock in all its glory
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:29:38 PM No.81590465
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>>81590438
>anon is a video game character
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:36:21 PM No.81590539
inb4 that one anon posts my small pp cumming
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:42:33 PM No.81590598
>>81590453
I swear my dick looks bigger when I've been gooning a lot.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:46:14 PM No.81590647
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>>81590432
This quote produces so much onions.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:48:00 PM No.81590659
>>81590598
I went a month without jerking off and my dick literally changed colors while erect, girlfriend noticed, and I could actually cum from sex or even a blowjob without masturbating to cum. Unfortunately I prefer jerking off too much to fully abstain from jerking off, still I know cardio benefits sexual health and erection strength

L arginine as well can make your dick swell up but you need like 9000mg
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:54:46 PM No.81590727
>>81590647
they were also slave owners and only 100 or so men were considered literal men
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:56:11 PM No.81590743
>>81590727
Right his job was to sit around and think about shit while other people did the actual work. Of course he had time to carry baby calfs up the mountain, men in reality have to work
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:57:47 PM No.81590760
>>81590743
>men in reality have to work
nigger the work back then was back-breaking labor, they'd have been ripped as fuark too
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:59:23 PM No.81590775
>>81590743
i think the body thing has more to do with maintaining a well regulated militia of citizens and that was expected of everyone. socrates was a soldier so of course he maintained his body. although i wonder how you have "femboys" or sapphics with physically fit bodies, or if that is the same thing
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:59:24 PM No.81590776
>>81590425 (OP)
greekmaxx
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:59:59 PM No.81590778
>>81590760
Average Mexican is not jacked at all
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:01:14 AM No.81590793
>>81590425 (OP)
>why
I want to. I don't base all my thoughts and actions on "but my dick is 4 inches".
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:03:12 AM No.81590805
>>81590775
>femboys
its in the name, they were boys - like unironic children

>>81590778
never underestimate dad strength, man
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:04:23 AM No.81590818
>>81590778
Manual laborers do not look ripped but they tend to be strong. If they ate right and got good rest they would be ripped. Instead they drink and eat a fuck ton carbs and get bare minimum rest as they work every weekday, sometimes Sat and Sunday.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:08:17 AM No.81590856
>>81590818
To my point, of course Socrates was ripped he didnt have shit to do all day but philosophize and work out. Men that do the real work arent going to have hot bodies or time to go to a gym, I have never met a plumber who ate right working out of a van 10 hrs a day
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:20:24 AM No.81590961
>>81590805
>boys - like unironic children
man that's fucking nasty i have to be more skeptical about greek thought