>born on 9/11/01
>got rejected for the fifth time because of my birthday
>chasd born on cool dates like 9/9/99 have no problem getting girls
it's over for birthdaycels. why couldn't i have been born on a cooler date?

>>81593882 (OP)
How do women even find out your birthday before you have sex with them?

>be born
>your mother spends the day of your birth and the next two weeks watching cable new in a daze instead of paying attention to you
it's over.

>>81593896
>he was born through c-section
>he was circumcised
>he was bottle fed
>he received all the vaxxes
Never gonna make it

>>81593882 (OP)
>>born on 9/11/01
How's it feel to be the worst thing that happened on the day you were born?

>>81593882 (OP)
Just don't tell them your birthday until they're too invested into the relationship to break off immediately. That's what most foids do with their undesirable traits/characteristics, start learning from them.

>>81593893
they ask. and if your birthday isn't cool enough or on the right star sign or some retarded foid shit they dump you in favor of a birthdaymaxxed chad.
>>81594197
refusing to answer is a presumption of guilt
>>81594053
i dont give two shits, although i never got birthday parties growing up

>>81593882 (OP)
Stop asking them out and start raping them

>>81594216
you could just lie
and then later you can say she remembered wrong