Being a straight girl is here and no don't talk about muh standards cuz attraction is natural and you can't force it

>>81594270 (OP)
No entiendo, could of you again do it in inglesa o algo?

>>81594270 (OP)
i had a stroke reading this what the fuck

>>81594270 (OP)
ive got too many hoes for you keep coping

>>81594270 (OP)
She forgot the most important one: have an extremely attractive face

>>81594270 (OP)
it's true, I fail number 5.

>>81594270 (OP)
>A height over 5'9
I like when the height demoralization memes use a bar low enough for 5'10 to clear it.

>>81594270 (OP)
>ability to display emotion
This is a trap. they don't actually want this. when you do they use it against you.

>>81594270 (OP)
I can do 4 tho

>>81594270 (OP)
maybe be attracted to something other than height?

>>81594270 (OP)
imagine talking about women like this haha wow would that be spicy or what

>communication skills
>aka agreeing with all of the insipid bullshit coming out of her whore mouth

>>81594270 (OP)
I am none of those things except 3

No woman has all five:
1. Good pissy
2. No Social Media internet autism
3. Her Hymen
4. A weight below 170
5. Ability to understand the consequences of her own actions

>>81594270 (OP)
>attraction is natural and you can't force it
True. Some things just aren't meant to be.

>>81594270 (OP)
>ability to display emotion
but women don't want this, it give them the ick.
also
>communication skills
I'm not the one that gets pissy about what is for dinner like a 5 year old

>>81594488
>but women don't want this, it give them the ick
Oh stfu you dirty faggot
Kys

>>81594270 (OP)
post butthole whore

>>81594311
Brutal when they use a realistic requirement and I still can't reach it

>>81594270 (OP)
2/5 aint bad, right?

I've got all 5 but I'm also married and fat lmao

>>81594270 (OP)
>1.
How am I supposed to know. It's not big
>2.
I don't think I'm that bad
>3.
No hoes to be found
>4.
2 inches over
>5.
I'm not very stoic

All 5, still a virgin

>>81594270 (OP)
Women love saying shit like this all the time, but I guarantee a man having 0 hoes and displaying emotion would give her the ick.

>tfw my bf has all of these except he's 5'7
Honestly not rolling again I can live with it. Sex is better with a similar height male anyways and the monthly food bill is less. Plus same shoe size so I steal his boots.

>>81594270 (OP)
I have all 5 and girls periodically message me stuff like "wow, you're perfect, how could I not match" etc. on dating apps, only to ghost me immediately or do anything to avoid actually going on a date.

>>81595445
Game over, restart?

>you can't force attraction
That's exactly what you are trying to do when you create long lists of requirements for your potential bf

>>81594270 (OP)
I have all of them.
No woman could find me between my construction work and sitting at home. Not particularly attractive either so there is no existing reality where someone would approach me aggressively enough to find out about most of those attributes.

>>81596746
Because of the "no hoes" part those men are not "on the market" since they don't actively search for companionship for various reason. What it means is that for a woman to find a man like that they have to be the ones to initiate and ask them out from their social circle or from work and school environments. If you limit the pool you search from to the on paper good men that approach you that is what you get, men who like to approach women.

>>81594270 (OP)
3 dries up pussies

>>81596677
That means you dont have all 5

>>81595367
Holy shit incels are disgusting. Look at these comments. No wonder.

>>81594270 (OP)
I have all five but I'm a volcel.

>>81594270 (OP)
Man, i know its just 4chan cherrypicked brainrot but its always the same fucking tweets and the same fucking tiresome bullshit.
>men dont have X
>men arent X
>i wish men did X
I dont fucking care, man. Idk if this is some jew shit to sepparate men and women further but i dont fucking care, its always the same fucking whores parroting the same fucking bombastic shit ragebait. I dont understand why guys engage or why someone would pay attention to a woman like that. Just let them rot. Be gay, do drugs, be an autistic dnd roleplayer, i dont know, man. But just dont pay attention to undesirable roasties. You will be happier

>>81596946
Which of them do you think I don't have? Going down the checklist, I don't see any doubt that I satisfy each section with flying colours.

>>81594270 (OP)
True because I'm only 5'7"

>>81594270 (OP)
I have all 5 but I don't communicate or show emotion to women I am fucking
My friends say I'm an emotional, expressive dude :)

>>81594270 (OP)
>tfw the only one i have is #3