social awkwardness around friends wife - /r9k/ (#81595341) [Archived: 942 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:58:31 AM No.81595341
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My friend, married with children, called returning a voicemail I left mid April. Insisted I come see him. Was buzzed, so he offered to pick me up. After a quick shower, I was at his house shooting shit out back over drinks
His wife comes home. We get along, she knows I'm a bit weird and say offkilter things sometimes, especially when we drink.
Topic of mutual friend who we are estranged from comes up. Guy chose a succubus, we agree, they agree he looks dead inside. me, we haven't spoken in years. Try to lighten the mood with humor, attempt to lead into joke, address friends wife saying I bet when you suck friends dick he appreciates it
1) I'm single & no relationship I ever hated was built on spontaneous enthusiastic blowjobs
2) comparing example of good marriage to bad one
3) implying she clearly satisfied her man, which bitches always be bragging about anyway

She gets visibly uncomfortable and whole friend is telling me off walks inside. Make my case to friend I don't understand and I'm sorry for any offense. He keeps saying 'its none of my business' and I 'made it sexual' when I wasn't, I could have said made breakfast in bed to the same effect.
They're tattood, drink smoke, and met in a bar. I didn't expect the fact an adult married couple pleasing each other in a positive way to be taboo or some big secret.

What did I do wrong?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:00:53 AM No.81595349
>>81595341 (OP)
folks change A LOT when they get married, man
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:03:40 AM No.81595361
>>81595349
He understood but only after he got done posturing for no reason and I had to plead my reasoning like 3 times to get him from confrontational to reasonable

What happened here that I'm not getting?