Proof fapping mogs sex - /r9k/ (#81595582) [Archived: 882 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:44:54 AM No.81595582
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Would you rather never have sex for the rest of your life, or never be able to masturbate again? (Your ability to attract a partner stays the same) I think the fact that almost everyone would choose fapping proves sex is really not all that.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:50:50 AM No.81595610
it's sad to never know how masturbation was actually supposed to feel, but it does put the moral worthlessness of people into stark and vivid relief and enable me to laugh at how fucking stupid all of this is right to the grave
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:01:25 AM No.81595663
>>81595582 (OP)
even if i could get laid i would rather give up sex than masturbation without a doubt because you can fantasize about anything and coom whenever you want while sex is too much effort and inconsistent
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:01:53 AM No.81595665
>>81595582 (OP)
I have severe carpal tunnel so sex sounds better
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:04:50 AM No.81595684
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>>81595582 (OP)
>Your ability to attract a partner stays the same
sorta forces me to choose masturbation because with that as a constant, I'm never having sex anyway
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:34:41 PM No.81596244
>>81595582 (OP)
>never have sex for the rest of your life, or never be able to masturbate again
This doesn't prove that fapping is better. It just proves that fapping is more accessible and easier to do.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:52:09 PM No.81596331
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>>81595582 (OP)
That's an incredibly retarded conclusion.
It's like asking
>Would you rather work and never be able to buy a lottery ticket again, or never be able to work again and your only source of income are lottery tickets? (Your winning chance remains the same)
It's not like everyone considers winning a lottery and being set for life some miserable fucking experience and they'd rather "enjoy" a lifetime of 9 to 5 wageslavery.
It's just that since your odds still remain abysmal, it's basically a choice between going homeless with a tiny sliver of a chance of having a good life vs. okayish life but you'll never win a lottery which is something you likely wouldn't do either way.
And just like that your question is, for most people, a decision between eternal blue balls with tiny chance of nicer experience or actually being able to relieve yourself.

When presented with a choice of smaller guaranteed reward or big but low chance reward, most people will pick the guaranteed one because despite the fact that they'd prefer the big reward it's just not worth giving up what you already have for a tiny chance of getting more.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:53:51 PM No.81596343
>>81595582 (OP)
The urge to coom is so annoying, so I would choose the latter
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:56:11 PM No.81596359
>>81595582 (OP)
I guess never masturbate.
TFW so incel and feeling unfuckable for all my life, that I can't even make myself coom.
Other than wet dreams, it only happened once; with a GILF escort's handjob. I was amazed.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:52:32 PM No.81597248
>>81595582 (OP)
Of course I would pick gooning, it is so much better
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:38:52 PM No.81598252
>>81595582 (OP)
Fapping is sex, you imbecile