Thread 81596116

What're your plans for when you get drafted?

can i still be drafted if they already rejected me when i tried to join

>>81596116 (OP)
piss and shit my pants every step of the way
shoot my drill sergeant

>>81596116 (OP)
Bah, I was in the Iraq war. War isn't as bad as people claim (it's more exhausting and boring then anything) Here's what it boils down to:
>Some brownskin shoots, but since he can't aim he hits nothing
>Call in drone strike
>Battle over
That's moden war. the worst part is: how fucking boring it is.

>>81596341
>being a zogbot and dying for Israel isnt that bad actually

>>81596116 (OP)
As an incel with a dead family, I'd go along with it and hope to die very quickly.
Better that than to rot as I am for another ~20 years, quite frankly.

>>81596400
I didn't die for Israel though. And I actually know what war is like, and you don't. End of story.

I'm not going. They can arrest me for all I care. This war is a total nothingburger though so we should be fine. Nothing ever happens.

>>81596116 (OP)
Im a diagnosed schizo and i cant own a gun, so probably i wont be. Ill stay home jerking off and eating candy

I'm transgender, I'm sorry I'm just not good enough to fight, all the cis people who call me a faggot and a bitch, they're so much tougher and are happy to fight and die

nothing. they can't draft me without consent

>>81596116 (OP)
They are zoomers that have no social skills and sit in their rooms scrolling pornhub and social media...imagine the little twink boys being drafted LOL

>>81596116 (OP)
shoot whoever tries to draft me
they don't get to decide which side I fight on and I have no gripes with any foreign government

>>81596545
Do you post bait and demoralization threads on here?

>>81596116 (OP)
They don't need a draft for iran and the first steps of conflict with china will sink both theirs and tge US's navies and then nukes will fly before the draft even gets implemented.

>>81596116 (OP)
Fuck up constantly during basic and get several other enlisted killed in "training accidents" until they send me home for being a bumbling idiot.

>>81596116 (OP)
I'm a 39 year old military veteran. I'm not going anywhere.
Have fun

>>81597329
No, this place demoralises itself just fine