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Anonymous No.81598422 [Report] >>81598462 >>81598861 >>81598893 >>81599133 >>81599154 >>81602488 >>81602525
#Day 4 of 5ft7 Men Appreciation Thread
Same height as Tom Cruise, who is pretty hot if you look past all the weird culty stuff hes up to these days !!
Anonymous No.81598462 [Report] >>81599080
>>81598422 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1gdNUTKNpLWl
Anonymous No.81598675 [Report] >>81598686 >>81599080
Tom Cruise is actually closer to 5'8", meaning if you're 5'8" you're the same height as a celebrity who's universally mocked for being short, meaning you are in fact hilariously short and worthy of mass mockery on a global scale, meaning if you're within a few inches of 5'8" you're within a few inches of a height that's so hysterically, absurdly short that there have been decades of skits, memes, entire episodes of TV shows and ongoing and evolving jokes revolving around pointing out just how abominably short that is, meaning you too are deserving of ridicule at your measly 6'0", a mere 4 inches away from this ungodly, unholy short height
Anonymous No.81598686 [Report] >>81598693
>>81598675
Tom Cruise is likely below 5ft7 desu. He wears heels and still looks short. Celebheights overestimates heights often
Anonymous No.81598693 [Report] >>81598703
>>81598686
Celebheights is the standard and I trust Rob Paul over your amateur opinion
Anonymous No.81598703 [Report] >>81598720
>>81598693
Present day Dolph Lundgren literally looks 6ft1 next to Rob and he still has him as almost 6ft3
Anonymous No.81598720 [Report]
>>81598703
Rob Paul has spent his entire life weaponizing and honing his autism for the sole purpose of ascribing unbiased, impartial measurements to celebrities in his prized collection, I trust Rob's judgment and dedication, Dolph may have been slouching and there may have been an imbalance in footwear between the two that he accounted for in his typical professional fashion
Anonymous No.81598861 [Report] >>81599080
>>81598422 (OP)
Thank you for making these threads anon. Not many people here like 5'7 men so I appreciate them.
Anonymous No.81598893 [Report] >>81599080
>>81598422 (OP)
Here's one for tomorrow OP. Our bodies are made for more than to be measured.
>5'7 surf inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPpl3dTMwcU
Anonymous No.81599080 [Report] >>81599121 >>81599665 >>81600032
>>81598462
https://voca.ro/1oVgYrjQSmHt
>>81598675
>abominably short
Okay, dude. Little dramatic there. Its not a deformity and most people would agree hes pretty handsome, youre just a hater
>>81598861
No Problem !! Thats what Im here for !! Have a great day, king !!
>>81598893
Very cool and based !!
Anonymous No.81599121 [Report] >>81599177
>>81599080
where is your accent from? you sound... unique
Anonymous No.81599133 [Report] >>81599152 >>81599177 >>81599845
>>81598422 (OP)
How big are your tits op?
Originally
Anonymous No.81599152 [Report] >>81599177 >>81600056
>>81599133
36G, why?
Anonymous No.81599154 [Report] >>81599177
>>81598422 (OP)
Lately? Crusie has been into the Scientology shit for decades. It's not "lately".
Anonymous No.81599177 [Report] >>81599555
>>81599121
>>81599133
This thread is about 5ft7 men, please stay on topic.
>>81599152
This is not me btw. Quit larping and instead name your favorite 5ft7 hottie to keep this thread going as intended
>>81599154
Yeah idk. Not an expert and all the celebrity stuff
Anonymous No.81599555 [Report] >>81599601 >>81599670
>>81599177
Accept it was pretty clear you don't actually like 5ft7 men. You only like a specific set of 5ft7 men. Why can't you be honest about it? Your responses yesterday made that pretty clear when yoy demoralized several of them.
Anonymous No.81599601 [Report] >>81599671 >>81599703
>>81599555
I dont like every single man who is 5ft7 the same, but I generally have a preference for 5ft7 men. Just like you can have a thing for brunettes, but dont find every single brunette on the planet attractive. The vast majority you do though. You would then also pick a brunette over a blonde in 99% of cases. This is how I feel about 5ft7 men.
Also idk what youre talking about with yesterdays post. Maybe elaborate?
Anonymous No.81599654 [Report] >>81599730
Well at least I got the chance to date before all these dating apps took hold.

I feel bad for guys using it especially now with the height filters. It must be eve harder now.

Sadly I feel like this thread is a joke since it's like one person out of a billion that says they like such height. So despite the "appreciation" they will continue to suffer.

Quite cruel to be honest.
Anonymous No.81599665 [Report]
>>81599080
>severely autistic tranny
OFCOURSECENKUYGER.jpg
Anonymous No.81599670 [Report] >>81599730
>>81599555
Let me have this anon. I know he's memeing or something, but after so many height demoralisation threads, it's nice to see an appreciation thread for my exact height, even if it's larp
Anonymous No.81599671 [Report] >>81599730
>>81599601
how tall are you, OP? does this 5'7 mean anything? close to your height?
Anonymous No.81599703 [Report] >>81599730
>>81599601
I read something doomscrolling today where a woman claimed things lined up better in bed with guys who were the same height as her. Any thoughts on that :)
Anonymous No.81599730 [Report] >>81599750 >>81599953
>>81599654
Idk I have never used dating apps cause I feel like they would stress me out. But its not a joke. Im trying to make this a mainstream opinion by continuously posting it in blackpill sites such as this, until people get on board with it.
>inb4 youre wasting your time
Yeah I know. But I gotta speak my truth somewhere
>>81599670
ITS NOT A MEME. Im actually gonna crash out. God forbid there is one honest person on this board
>>81599671
Im 5ft3 so kinda close like 4inches off
>>81599703
Uhhh cant really speak on that, not a sex-have yet, but in theory it sounds like it makes sense
Anonymous No.81599750 [Report]
>>81599730
>Im 5ft3 so kinda close
cute height! i want to squeeze you with a hug
Anonymous No.81599845 [Report]
>>81599133
It's a tranny, he has snake bites at best.
Anonymous No.81599953 [Report] >>81600103 >>81600179
>>81599730
>But its not a joke. Im trying to make this a mainstream opinion by continuously posting it in blackpill sites such as this, until people get on board with it.

I don't think you get it. You can preach this till you are blue in the face. You aren't changing reality. Until women decide to actively choose to date shorter guys no words you say will do anything more than comfort a few people willing to believe sweet lies instead.of dealing with hard truths.
Anonymous No.81600032 [Report] >>81600179
>>81599080
https://voca.ro/14cE5wAWzcko
Anonymous No.81600056 [Report]
>>81599152
>36G
can't even larp as a skinny foid. kek
Anonymous No.81600103 [Report] >>81600179 >>81601332
>>81599953
>You aren't changing reality
5'7 guys and below are like 20% height percentile in the west. We don't need 100% of women to like us. We just need to face up to the fact that most of us will never be chad and we need to find women who can appreciate us for other qualities. And that means women who aren't enraptured by height as a status symbol. If a woman isn't hung up on the 6/6/6 and can cream herself interacting with a shorter guy it can work.
Anonymous No.81600179 [Report] >>81601332 >>81602239
>>81599953
>Youre not changing reality
Yeah I know. Though, okay this might be a stretch but personally I feel like the height thing was not really as big a deal before dating apps became big. Like as a kid growing up I NEVER heard any of my friends or even older women say that they wanted a super tall guy and I never really thought about it either up until it became this huge internet obsession. But idk maybe I am wrong and its always been a thing I just didnt realize it at the time. Either way, just makin these posts to let people know that there are always gonna be a handful of girls out there who appreciate some specific shit that is maybe not the current mainstream trend. I know its not gonna d9 anything but none of the threads on here really do anything.
>>81600032
https://voca.ro/1hlSM24PpRJP
>>81600103
>If a woman isnt hung up on the 6/6/6
I dont think as many women are as it seems on the internet. I couldnt name a single woman I know irl that is really insistent on this but idk if its different in the US. I heard its supposed to be
Anonymous No.81601332 [Report]
>>81600179
Your right the height thing wasn't much of a thing till before stuff like social media and dating apps. Turns out not everyone is 6 foot plus. When your dating options are limited to your local area well height starts mattering not so much as you have a view of what the average and short guy is. But with dating apps you got women being able to select and also guys who just lie about their height compounding an issue where everyone needs to be 6 foot tall. Hell most women don't even think 6 foot is tall they think that's just the average man.

I personally know there will be a handful of girls as I mentioned I got lucky before the dating app age. She was still shorter than me but she wasn't looking for some 6 foot Chad and my interests and hobbies got me labeled as dork and cute. Best years of my life and I wish it hadn't ended ah well. I at least got to experience it.

>>81600103
No shit but finding those women are extremely difficult and if you do find one a man worth his salt has already gotten into a relationship with her or married her.

Finding a woman actually into other qualities is a rough call unless you have qualities that run in the standard norm. People think being a nerd is someone who gives up star wars slop and not that dork typing away at his computer making some website or app or anything in that manner.

But if you do art expect to be able to talk to quote a few women. Though many are pretty shallow are aren't very interesting. Either way if you are some loser on r9k do you really think you have the chance to get a woman like that to be interested in you?

Not trying to be doomer here just trying to be realistic. A lost of you could be successful if you just got off your ass and did something useful and not just whatever random nonsense thinking it'll get you success instantly.
Anonymous No.81602239 [Report]
>>81600179
>there are always gonna be a handful of girls out there who appreciate some specific shit that is maybe not the current mainstream trend
You are an insignificant representation of women. 50% of men are short, 5% of women don't care, that leaves 45% of men to rope or cope. All you are doing is mocking the 45% with these posts.
Anonymous No.81602488 [Report]
>>81598422 (OP)
5'7 reporting. I will never find a wife, but I don't think might height is the biggest factor in that. Anyways thanks for the thread.
Anonymous No.81602525 [Report]
>>81598422 (OP)
Ain't Stalin around 5'7 or something? Thoughts on him?