Hey everyone :3
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?

I didnt think you guys admitted this so publicly, is this even the real thread or a troll one?

>>81599098
>I didnt think you guys admitted this so publicly
Admitting to what? Thought it was obvious lol :3.

>>81599049 (OP)
I always knew that this thread was filled with faggots.

>>81599049 (OP)
This.is literally me right now.

I will also worship at the alter of cat boys *kneels

Hello everyone

>>81599049 (OP)
hello
wait....
something's not right...
>Cutters femboy General
That's not the name of this general!!


I'll post the actual one soon

>>81599235
Let's worship /cat/ together.

>>81599245
>Hello everyone
Hello /cat/chan ^.^
>wait.... something's not right...
Hmmmmmmmm, and what could that be??. I think that this thread is pretty AUTHENTIC.
>I'll post the actual one soon
But this one is the REAL ONE :3

>>81599245
>That's not the name of this general!!
But it should be the name of this general.

Hiii everyone!!

I relapsed again... on my coffee addiction! :3 hehe
Why does it have to be so fucking addicting? >:D

Hope y'all had a nice day

>>81599306
hey rat
>, and what could that be??
I'm not sure it something smells fishy here it a little suspicions to me

>>81599369
>But it should be the
maybe we're all actually bulky gymbros, you don't know that

>>81599406
sorry to hear this anon
caffeine is very addicting and it's hard to stop the addiction because it makes you unable to function if you don't drink it
but hope you're having a nice day anyway

>>81599406
>Hiii everyone!!
Hi bestie :3, have you eaten today?
>I relapsed again... on my coffee addiction
Oh my god really? It reminds me that I need to reduce my caffeine intake as well.

>>81599465
>I'm not sure it something smells fishy here it a little suspicions to me
Hmmmm, I don't knowww. Maybe you are just paranoid? How was your day?

Hey guys,I relapsed on my petrol drinking again:(.
But at least it tasted supper yummy teehee ;3.
Hope you all have a splendid day fellow femboys
:)

>>81599485
>paranoid
no no, I'll have you know I'm very observant, something's off
>How was your day?
I was okay, I didn't do much but I did go out for a bit to get a snack and later chilled out and explored the internet
How's your day?

>>81599553
noo not the petrol! it's very unhealthy
The oil industry destroys nature, especially sea life
I wonder what /crab/ would think about this

>>81599553
>Hey guys,I relapsed on my petrol drinking again:(.
Ohhhh my god noooo. Did you read my faq on how to safely drink petrol? It was in my previous thread I think, it's next to my faq on how to safely cut
>But at least it tasted supper yummy teehee ;3
You diva lmfao
>Hope you all have a splendid day fellow femboys
I have but ugh dropped my blade down my fucking THIGH HIGH and now I can't find it.

>>81599465
Hiii cat!!!!
Yeee, but my meds make me so sleepy that it's hard to stay awake.
So I opted in to at least have a coffeee on the days that I work out. So that I can actually focus on my workout effectively.
>maybe we're all actually bulky gymbros, you don't know that
Funnily enough, trying to be that ahahha

>>81599485
Herrooo kitty!
I have indeed eaten, breakie, brunch, lunch, linner and dinner already, 2 "midnight" snacks incoming!
I'm happy that I managed to eat so much since I'm trying to gain some mass.
Hopefully i can keep this up.

Haiii guyssssssss,
make sure to not cut or you wont be able to wear your crop tops or thigh highs in public XD
Still clean for a weak no BEANS in ages ;p

>>81599795
HELLL YEAH /can/ KEEP IT UP!!!!

>>81599049 (OP)
Now hold on jus one second This dont look like no regular heaven. Where is the fried pigs feet? Where is Ronald Reagan ridin a bald eagle? Why is everything so sparkly?

A black haired femboy in thigh highs hands him a cup of bubble tea.

Femboy Angel
Welcome to Femboy Heaven anon You are safe now here is a faq on how to cut safely. Rest sip your tea and enjoy the good vibes.


Now what in the name of reverse Michael Jackson is goin on here? Is this some kinda liberal trap? You tryin to trick me with yer soft voices and smooth knees? I dont swing that way unless its swingin back to 1952

He takes a cautious sip. His eyes widen.


Lawd thats thats delicious.


I cant believe Im sayin this but maybe this aint so bad. No rap music no saggy pants and everyones real polite. Even got good skincare tips. Lawd have mercy my pores aint never been clearer


Maybe just maybe I was wrong. Maybe the real heaven was the femboys we met along the way.

>>81599849
Hii femboyanon, hows your day beeen?
How are you feeeling?

>>81599795
>Haiii guyssssssss,
Haiiiiii /can/ hru?
>make sure to not cut or you wont be able to wear your crop tops or thigh highs in public XD
Or you wear black thigh thighs. Personally I use a special serum that makes my cuts heal super fast.
>Still clean for a weak no BEANS in ages ;p
Nice lol.
>>81599849
This is /cut/ ;3

>>81599625
>I have indeed eaten, breakie, brunch, lunch, linner and dinner already, 2 "midnight" snacks incoming!
Oh my that's a lot of food lol.
>I'm happy that I managed to eat so much since I'm trying to gain some mass
I'm actually trying to lose weight. My thigh highs don't fit me anymore ;(

>>81599952
>Oh my that's a lot of food lol.
It would be, if I didn't burn all those calories off.
It's been a lil while since I've been so physically active, so it;s natural that I'm craving more food.
>My thigh highs don't fit me anymore ;(
Do your cardio! :3
Physical activity is also good for your mental health as a side effect.
I have never regretted a day where I was physically active, ever!

YIPPEEE GUYSSS,,, AND good MAWNING :w
hope you femboyss are doing Awesome sauce.
The olny thing i have cut today is the film :O
>>81599952
Oh noess, your poor thigh highs D: , guess you gotta CUT some weight out right?
(yeah i have ran out of jokes so actually have a good day fellow femboys and cutters lol)

This thread is awesome.
You guys are awesome.
I LOVEE YOUU

>>81599625
>but my meds make me so sleepy that it's hard
it sounds very hard, quitting coffee is actually double hard for you since you also have that to deal with
>opted in to at least have a coffeee on the days that I work out.
that's alright, but also remember to drink lots of water
How was ur day btw?
>trying to be that ahahha
hope you get to achieve that!!
when do you think you'll look like that, a year or two?
btw there's also a standard/cut/ thread is you wanna to there

where's /bat/? what's his opinion about this whole debacle ?

>>81600097
>quitting coffee is actually double hard for you since you also have that to deal with
Yeah, I've managed to be "clean" from coffee for a while now.
But I've chosen to have one when I need it so I can get shit done.
Right now I'm only having caffeine every second day.

>How was ur day btw?
Lots of water drinking, lots of shitposting on the clock, now winding down and enjoying the cooler air.
Thank god it finally rained some.

>hope you get to achieve that!!
It'll be a long road, but considering how far I've come it's only a matter of time till' i achieve that.
Started 3 years ago and was only weighing 50kg. I got my weight up to 75kg now with mostly only lean muscle mass.

>btw there's also a standard/cut/ thread is you wanna to there
But I've enjoyed this scheisseposting thread very dearly :3

>>81599049 (OP)
Wha, cutters FEMBOY general??
:0 but real pic tho
Sorry I've been inactive lately, just a lot happening lately!

How are you cat? How was your day?
:3

>>81600370
I'm not /cat/ but hiiiii!!

>Sorry I've been inactive lately
You don't have to be sorry for that!

>just a lot happening lately!
I hope it's nothing necessarily bad.
How are you feeling?

>pic rel
VERY NICE KITTY!!!!!

>>81599098
We don't talk about it publicly, and I don't think admitting is the right word, it's not like I think it's wrong to be a femboy :p
It's not my entire personality either so I rarely talk about it.

>>81600425
>I'm not /cat/ but hiiiii!!
oh well hiii!! is this femboyanon or just an anon? :3
>You don't have to be sorry for that!
I try not to be but I feel obligated to say hi every now and then ^^
>I hope it's nothing bad. How are you feeling?
Some bad but also some good, failed a test but got another chance soon. I did relapse in cutting and eating disorders but atleast I'm on summer break!! Then when I get back in august I only have the last year of highschool left :D
How are you feeling?
>VERY NICE KITTY!!!!!
YEAH :D i should post my own kitty sometime

>>81600674
oops forgot my name, was writing on my school laptop. It's Meowster!!
almost uploaded a femboy pic instead of a cat one in my last post TwT

>>81600674
>femboyanon or just an anon? :3
Hiii, it's just an anon, hope you're not disappointed.

>I feel obligated to say hi every now and then ^^
It's nice that you show up, but everyone's busy sometimes, so it's natural to miss a few threads every now and then.

>Some bad but also some good
I believe that it's good, to have something bad in your life.
I know it sounds a bit bizarre, but it is true. If you only have good things in life, you will get depressed too!
It's called "hedonic treadmill", if you only have nice things, you will get used to that, and they go from nice, to just normal, so it's harder to be happier.
What's why many celebrities, that arguably have only good in their lives, get depressed.
Like a painting you need a little dark with the light colors to balance it out.

was honestly tricked at first lol. I have realized my life is for the first time actually going in a purely positive way. I'm actually excited for life now. I've been doing a lot of writing on my laptop recently mainly just to get better at it before school time comes.

>>81599049 (OP)
real lol.

>>81599245
hey cat. hope your well.

>>81600118
adorable pic.

>>81600370
>pic
aww kitty loves his guitar :3
>Sorry I've been inactive lately, just a lot happening lately!
hope only good stuff. now that school is over for you, you should hopefully have lots of fun to be had.

Ugh my dizziness and nausea is back. I better check my liver.

>>81600830
>hope you're not disappointed.
ofc not!! I love meeting new people ^^
>It's nice that you show up, but everyone's busy sometimes
yeahh i guess so, are you active here often?
>If you only have good things in life, you will get depressed too!
that seems wise :0 but i can understand that you need to experience the bad things to actually value the good stuff.
>What's why many celebrities, that arguably have only good in their lives, get depressed.
yeahhh, I think It's bad when the bad stuff is things you can't control much, like health conditions, that's just sad :/
How are you anon? How was ur day? :3

>>81600831
>I have realized my life is for the first time actually going in a purely positive way.
Hey that's awesome!!! also hii gator :D
>aww kitty loves his guitar :3
yeahh ^^ just like me frfr
>now that school is over for you, you should hopefully have lots of fun
yeahhh, I've just been feeling tired lately though :0

>>81601300
yeahh that doesn't sounds good anon, maybe try taking a paracetamol or something. Does that stuff happen often?

>>81601322
>yeahh that doesn't sounds good anon, maybe try taking a paracetamol or something
I will. The problem is not just the nausea but the constant tiredness. My liver apparently showed signs of damage on my latest blood test and now they want to scan my liver for potential damage.

>>81601322
>yeahh i guess so, are you active here often?
Only started posting here very recently, I don't really plan to make this a daily thing, but I'll probably visit these threads more often.

>>What's why many celebrities,
That's*
How did I even do that typo haha

But yeah, everything needs to happen with a balance, if many bad things happen to you you'll obviously get depressed too.
I my opinion, any kind of one directional extreme is in 99% of cases worse then a balance of things.

My day was good, thanksies for asking :3

>>81601360
uh oh, I hope everything good and theres no permanent damage then. And I hope it's not too expensive, idk if you have free healthcare where ur from anon but goodluck :0

>>81601398
>Only started posting here very recently, I don't really plan to make this a daily thing
ohhh okay ^^ well you're always welcome!! And yeah you could always drop into this thread, this is the joke one that femboyanon made though TwT atleast I think he's behind it lol
>How did I even do that typo haha
happens to the best of us, I read it as "That's" tho so dw, I didn't even notice lol
>But yeah, everything needs to happen with a balance
yeahhh, balance is good for mental stability ^^ My childhood was kinda bumpy and stil laffects me but I actually have friends and stuff now so that's been nice

>My day was good, thanksies for asking :3
^^ ofc, Anything cool happen?

>>81601322
>Hey that's awesome!!! also hii gator :D
it truly is :D. and hai meowster!!! it's always delightful to see you <3
>just like me frfr
that's very good and sweet you like guitar..how long have you been playing guitar?
>I've just been feeling tired lately though :0
oh that's really not fun at all. wish there was a easy fix for then then :/

>>81601479
>uh oh, I hope everything good and theres no permanent damage then
It's probably fine.
>And I hope it's not too expensive, idk if you have free healthcare where ur from
The scan is free but i don't think the meds are, I'll be fine. Wbu? Do you have free healthcare?

>>81601540
>and hai meowster!!! it's always delightful to see you <3
awww <3 you too!!
>how long have you been playing guitar?
a few years ^^ my dad taught me the basics :D
do you play any instruments? :0
>wish there was a easy fix for that then :/
yeahhh me too, things have just been a bit overwhelming lately

>>81601564
>It's probably fine.
ah okay ^^
>but i don't think the meds are, I'll be fine.
awh okay :c but good that you'll be fine
>Wbu? Do you have free healthcare?
yeahh I do ^^ I'm swedish

>>81601635
>awww <3 you too!!
your always super sweet talking to <3.
>a few years ^^
that's a long time to be playing good job!
>my dad taught me the basics :D
that's sweet of him, and definitely is helpful and good to have someone helping and teaching <3
>do you play any instruments? :
I don't, always wanted to play like a acoustic guitar or something.
>things have just been a bit overwhelming lately
I'm really sorry to hear that :/. may I ask what's been overwhelming? and I hope you can get some time to just relax <3

>>81600831
heyyyy Ali what's up?
>positive way. I'm actually excited for life now
aww
I'm super happy you think that friend
>been doing a lot of writing on my laptop
good job:D and also you can check out monkeytype to practice just typing

>>81601635
>awh okay :c but good that you'll be fine
Thanks catboy :)
>yeahh I do ^^ I'm swedish
What's that like? Hej hej