I'm bored r9k but all I have is my phone. Does anyone want to write a story with me sentence by sentence or something fun?

>>81599431 (OP)
Long ago, in a land far, far away, there once was a duck.

>>81599449
the duck really loved eating oranges

>>81599431 (OP)
i can if you really need this

>>81599456
One day, the duck ran out of oranges to eat and considered ending it all, but then..

>>81599456
but capybaras love oranges too

>>81599456
The oranges were running out though because he kept eating them all

Mother fuckers is it that hard to use the update button beofre typing.

>>81599479
>>81599483
Instead of ending it all or falling to depression he got to planting ...

>>81599502
His BCC (big corkscrew cock) inside the staciest duck at the pond

>>81599524
But then she started quacking and accused him of duck rape

#mezoo

>>81599573
The female duck then evolved an even more intricate and labyrinth-mic duck vagina to combat duck rape

>>81599638
with the buildup of folds and twists and crannies and nooks, the duck's vagina began to develop an odor most odious