I get blackout drunk in front of my parents one singular time and now they think im an alcoholic and get mad at me when I come home at 5am

Being a neet sucks, I want to move out so bad

You probably spew out some truths to them about your condition before blacking out

Had my mom questioning me for years when a melancholy drunk night hit

>>81602693 (OP)
If you were a smart ass you could just buy a breathalyzer. If you're breathing a 0.0 they can't say shit because you instantly proved them wrong