>into japanese girls
>into titcows
>highly into japanese titcows
>tfw all of these especially japanese titcows are especially rare
>refuse to accept flatties which is like 90% of japanese
>despise fake tits more than anything
Fuck, my sexual tastes have basically priced me out. I could probably get a japanesefu with decent tits, but i dont know the language and dont watch tranime or generally consoom japanese culture in the slightest, im just a white dude who had half japanese cousins that were all girls tease me flirtingly through my whole childhood. Idk what caused the titcow obsession

>>81604337 (OP)
perhaps you can just force yourself to jerk off to women who aren't titcows, and eventually within a few months you'll be attracted to regular women once more, thus increasing your chance of obtaining a japanese gf. Also, you should absolutely learn some nihongo my man. shit's impossible. Nihongo wa muzukashi desu for sure, buit it's a lot of fun too. I like to try talking to japanese people on vrchat, they can be really funny.

>>81604439
I wish i asked my cousins to teach me japanese when i was near them, now half of them live in japan and the other side of the US, all but the one i actually had incestuous thoughts about and got really touchy with together are married

>>81604453
alright i'm just going to ignore part of what you said but you don't need your cousins to teach you dude! Also the internet exists, right? You can totally still contact them and use them to practice with, but it's not going to be effective practice if you don't have a solid base to stand on first. Duolingo is honestly really good and if you use the web version (which you can also use on your phone, with an adblocker) you can learn a lot without watching a single ad. Flashcards would also be impeccable. I've been learning japnese (admittedly kind of poorly) for a while now and it hasn't cost me a cent, just my own effort. If you genuinely practice for an hour a day increasing your vocabulary in ONE year you'll be conversational, and from there you'll be able to talk to your cousins or strangers onvrchat which will skyrocket your improvement. What're you waiting for OP, you're not getting any younger, and those japanese gfs are waiting for you!