I enjoy /r9k/. I come to this website and just look at this board's catalogue and say "yup, looks good to me. This isn't hell at all. I enjoy."

You know my apartment roommate is going to a birthday party today... he has friends? Well I mean I already knew that but, man he's always doing stuff. Man. Not that I want to do stuff it's just, I don't know. I feel like I never chose to be an outcast, maybe I would have chosen it anyway but I don't think people have options in that regard.

Would you believe me of all people, here on some garbage social media website, the gathering place of the scum of the earth as all social media is. And if you came to me today sitting on a rock contemplating you might say, "Heh, well OP, I didn't expect to find you here among these demon possessed people, but here you are on 4chan."
No I'm not.
"Where are you?"
I'm in the Spirit.

Oh deary me, tell me about the opposite gender please. Tell me, OH, tell me about sex please. Tell me. Please post nudity directly into my eye sockets.

Let me join you in saying random things about life.

"Well don't you know the ordinary lives of people are the most complex interesting thing observable in the universe?"
LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND NORMIE! I want to hear that song now, it's been so long.