>be me
>come home drunk at
>don't remember the last three hours
>parakeet won't shut the fuck up
>throw cage on the ground
>parakeet flips out
>kick cage and it opens
>parakeet flies into the ceiling fan and gets slammed into the wall
>squawking even louder
>pick up parakeet to put it away
>bites me
>punch parakeet
>pass out from drunken rage
>wake up and find the bird ripped out most of its own feathers
>still won't STFU
>drive parakeet a few towns away and leave it in the woods
>hangover goes away
Peace

>>81606028 (OP)
I earnestly hope that your testicles get crushed in a hydraulic press

Best way to cook picrel?

You're a disgusting piece of shit. I wish that kind of shit was a crime fr.

Birdfag here. Parakeets suck. They're the store brand parents. They can't really talk and they never STFU . Get a canary. Canaries are cute and lovely.

>>81606095
Make the tiniest buffalo wings.

>>81606042
>>81606102
You'll eat some birds but this random worthless bird must be protected at all costs. Fuck you.

>>81606287
If you can't understand the concept of a "pet" you are too retarded to walk this earth

>>81606287
Why would you purchase it with its life intact yiu stupid vapid woman.

>>81606042
Ball crushing via hydraulic press isn't covered by insurance

>>81606028 (OP)
>retard wastes money and time on animal, cage, animal food, toys
>kills it anyways, doesn't even eat it
fucking lmao