I'm a grown man and don't know how to tie my shoes, count money or drive a car

>>81607877 (OP)
Use velcro, a debit card, and rideshare services. Who cares?

>>81607893
goofy ahh unc really used the oxford coma lmao

>>81607877 (OP)
>velcro as a grown man
you guys are just asking for it at this point

I can understand the other things half the time I rely on a clerk to count that stuff out but you've never stolen a motorvehicle before? Even by accident?

>>81608139
No because I don't want to go to jail or make my parents pay a fine

>>81607877 (OP)
You have AIDS you have not grown you are no grown man

>>81608281
You ever heard the phrase it's only a crime if you get caught? Sometimes you get leniency if you turn yourself in. If you don't get caught nobody knows or can really prove anything. Just saying.

>>81608498
I mean hypothetically those cars are long gone and rusting in a scrap yard. Don't you like to talk to girls and tell them if it's got tits or wheels you can make it squeal?

>>81608030
Am I the only person who's never used shoes with shoelaces before? I've been using slip-ons my whole life.