I just downloaded this "Shai and the PIrat" game for my Android phone and I'm amazed.
I can't finish the first level because it's too hard, but I can tell it's a great game just from the banger song alone.

The main character is so hot like what the fuck mate. It's like, they made a seemingly innocent, solid platformer with Sonic-tier music and fappable waifus.
So simple and effective. This got me thinking. If it's that easy to make good products, why aren't we doing the same, anon? Let's make a game that is based on fappable characters but also make it good enough to hide the fact it started as a cooming thing.

I'm down Anon. I always wanted to make a fighting game based off Rosario + Vampire but I have to practice more on Blender.

>cant believe how hot Shantae is
>cant believe how good this song is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FINmfZhhSsY

>>81609149 (OP)
>HER NAME IS NOT SHAI YOU STUPID FUCK

>>81609149 (OP)
Hahaha you can't beat an old game. What I expect from a worthless gooner

>>81609357
>old

Anon this feels super new to me. Last game I played was Sonic 2 in the 90s

>>81609362
Didja beat it?

Cant believe its been 11 years

>>81609368
Yea, when I was a kid I beat all the difficult platformers:
>Sonic 1 & 2 & 3D
>Aladdin for Genesis
>Global Gladiators for Genesis
>Ronald McDonald for Genesis
>Mickey Mouse Fantasia for Genesis
>Lion King for Genesis

These games made me the man I am today

How in the hell did they get away with making a game with characters this sexy

I would of fapped to this game so much as a kid

>all you had was some blue hedgehog growing up
>you would of done anything to see a girl's belly or cleavage in a game or any sort of media
>modern kids had THIS

Shantae would've made me a real man

>>81609362
Mean while.
I fucking hate zoomers. So fucking brain dead holy shit

>>81609449
They made her dress in skimpier clothes too over the years. Her first games she had half her belly covered.

>>81609461
I hate zoom-zooms so much to. I still remember going to the store to get GBC games. There's so much I've seen that zooms have no idea about. Like how the Internet and the world used to be normal.

Btw I'm not sure if it's just me or did games use to be harder back in the day? I'm 35 and when I play modern games they feel super easy. Back in my day you couldn't even save your game. You took 3 hits, you were dead, and you only had a limited number of lives. Beating a game meant weeks and months of practice and then a flawless 8-hour run

>Want to talk about games
>Soilennials nostalgiafag about busybody games and reee about zoomers
Everytime

This "Shai" character has no business looking that sexual
I will literally bust a nut to her later tonight

>>81609588
>'rinking chai whilst 'apping to shai

>>81609464
Anon did they know what they were doing?

>>81609598
They did, the seethe at the time (though not that big because it wasnt a big game) helped bringing it to the attention of new gamers to series.

>>81609614
>the seethe
Wait, so others noticed how hot she was too?

>>81609522
Hardness itself was the padding.

>>81609623
Yeah everyone thought so. Flared up again when the pirates curse came out. Probably because it was the sexiest version yet. Also the whole bellydancing thing ofc.

>>81609711

Not sure if I'm correct but when I look at this Pirate's Curse game I can see how the developers were writing down their fetishes and then had to think of some context where it would fly
>ok I want soooo much tummy in this game
>hmm we could say she's a genie or a belly dancer or something so that's actually her normal outfit and nothing sexual

>>81609766
https://youtu.be/okVyu8BZKaI?si=ggiXQ8Mgxd-5LisQ

Kindof lol

>>81609792
I bet animating something like this is so much more fun than animating some stupid animal or a hedgehog
That's why they did it
I always draw chicks, because I cant really pay attention to anything else. If I'm gonna spend a week on a digital painting, I can only pull it off if it's a chick

>>81609810
You should look at the creators behind shantae desu. Not what you d expect

>>81609825
Anon we gotta make our own game like this
Belly buttons sell games

>>81609876
Better wait it out, stellar blade reopened the sexywoman faucet again in videogameland. The market will be saturated again

>>81609896
That's to bad.
We need to monetize on fappable chars

>>81609522
Gbc shantae was a bitch which is why I was laughing at op in the first place. He can't beat new shantae mean while I was having this damn minx swinging those hips in a gbc game.

But yes older games were harder. Closer you get to the arcade era games were made hard to pad out time and get you yo spend more quarters. That mindset moving into video games before the idea that they should be "accessable to everyone" which is why things like rogue likes and dark souls got so popular due to difficulties and unrelenting go fuck yourselves to the player like how old games were.

>>81609564
Zoomers should stop being retards and play some old games instead of acting like you found some hidden gem or treasure that everyone and their grandparents already knew about

Games allow you to beat them

>>81610057
Refer to>>81610062
Old games can be fun but you guys should start a life instead of fagging out this hard over busybody simulators from the 90s. Clunky controls and tarded mechanics doesnt mean good gaming, thats chink mentality.

>>81610071
You don't even know what a life is to be telling me to get one fuck face. Also the game is fun and beatable.
Zoom zooms just are shitty terrible people with no patients and no ability to think. Why games like this is hard for you. Why games back then we're actually fun and not just slop for you to goon too. Which is why this thread is more about gooning to shantae than actually playing the game.

>>81609149 (OP)
What's the point with repeating this thread as spam?