ITS THAT TIME AGAIN !!

Remember, you guys are great and hot af. You have legends like Tom Holland and Cillian Murphy on your side !!

The hottest men on the planet are 5ft7. I will be taking no further comments or objections, as this is a hill I am more than willing to die on.

Have a great one !!

Thank you once again anon. I really needed this!!!!

>>81610636
Of course !! But also you should really quit scrolling retarded subreddits, anon. Of course they will ruin your day. Reddit is cancer

bump because op is cute

>>81612007
We should give OP some 5'7 love

>>81612059
i'm 5'7 so i volunteer

>>81612007
>>81612059
>>81612098
Thank you all !! Hope you have a great and awesome day !!

>>81612215
You have a nice day too OP :)

>>81610584 (OP)
Based thread. Just knowing I am the same height as Hitler is enough to keep me happy.

>>81612317
You are also the same height as the hero who killed Hitler!

>>81612317
>>81612338
>Caeser
>Napoleon
>Hitler
5'7 guys are unhinged apparently
lil guys with fuckhuge ambitions

>>81612338
What? Hitler died of old age in Argentina.

>>81612298
Thank you !! :)
>>81612317
Oh! This is news to me uhhhh..!
>>81612356
Caesar and Napoleon are based as hell, but lets maybe take mustache man off that list, can we ?

>>81612402
Caesar and Napoleon killed millions too though

>>81612415
Yes fair, but when they did it it was through strategic conquest and warfare. They were brilliant generals. And both actually fought on the front as well. Hitler was pissed that he lost WWI and then ordered a bunch of people to be systematically slaughtered in camps. There was no real conquest there, no real strategy, and he didnt really fight. His generals created the war strategies. He wasnt a general. I guess at some point he became something like a supreme military commander by default, but a lot of his decisions were flawed, careless, and clumsy. He never actually had to climb the ranks. Only real W was the invasion of France, but besides the use of Blitzkrieg that was really just the Schliefen plan 2.0. Plus, their defense was trash to begin with. It wasnt brilliance with him, it was cowardice. And I do not respect that.

>>81612490
holy shit anon, you're perfect

>>81610584 (OP)
>The hottest men on the planet are 5ft7
>is herself 5'3
i'm pretty sure that you have a brother that is around the same height

>>81612317
>>81612338
>>81612356
>>81612415
>>81612496
OKAY EVERYONE
I just looked it up and google says Hitler was actually 5ft9 so I dont wanna hear another word of this !!
This is NOT a Hitler appreciation thread !! He was NOT 5ft7 and therefore NOT ideal height
>>81612501
I dont have any brothers, only two sisters and they are tiny

It's a good thing measured myself recently to find out I'm actually 5'7 and not 5'8 as I previously thought.

That was a close one

>>81612518
>I dont have any brothers
Fuck my theory didn't work out

>>81612518
OP is a latina confirmed

dont worry OP, you'll find your 5'7 king sooner or later

>>81612577
Phew! Thank God, anon !! W you !!
>>81612603
Okay, but why was your theory that I would make a post calling my hypothetical brother hot though? Thats a little odd
>>81612614
>OP is a latina confirmed
It is???

>>81612638
either that or indian

5'7" chad here. What is the point of this thread? Everyone knows we are overall the best looking and most physically fit. Lanklet virgins have nothing on us.

>>81612518
>trusting jewgle
ngmi

>>81612651
I hope Latina, we have enough poo here

>>81612651
Huh, can I ask why you think that ?
>>81612685
>Everyone knows
Yeah I know, just reaffirming !!
>>81612686
My bad ??

>>81610584 (OP)
I am 5' 6". Kill yourself, OP.

>>81612745
the standard of attractiveness is always based on the environment you grew up in
and if we go deeper, girls always go for guys who are like their dads, and maybe your dad is 5'7

considering all that, you're not white but then some browns are also naturally tall like Arabs so you're somehere out there
am i right or am i right?

>>81612797
just wear 1" platforms, no one'll notice

>>81612814
>just wear 1" platforms
Again, kill yourself.

Plus I have fallen arches, so fuck you for even going there.

>>81612797
Then this thread is not for you, anon. Im really sorry, but I lose credibility if i make exceptions. Have a great day anyways tho !!
>>81612814
So youre saying there are no white men who are 5ft7? Also I think my dad is like 5ft10ish so close but not quite
>am i right or am i right?
Idk anon, are you?

Do you have xx chromosomes? Where are you from? How tall are you?

>>81612832
dont be so bitter about it, its not the end of the world

>>81612882
it doesnt matter what i think, i'm just here for a good time and you've been very good to me
>white men around 5'7
now i'm wondering what country/state with a white-majority has an average height of 5'7

I don't appreciate propaganda that tries to make me feel like I'm not the most undesirable man in all of history.

>>81612882
I'm 5'7 and white. But in Europe so probably the wrong continent for you.

>>81612882
>>81612904
Look, even you lot say that I am too short. I have burns from an accident when I was younger and I am in pain most of the time.

All I wanted was for someone to say that I made them happy, but instead I am confined to work in the back of a library where no one can see me because my appearance causes children to cry and people to leave the facility. When I go home my parents talk about how disappointed they are in me and how I am an invalid and a retard with a room temperature IQ. It is not my fault that I was born a retard or that someone was smoking and drinking while she was pregnant.

All I ask for you anons to do is to find someone that I can cheer up. I can make origami or carve stuff or make little trinkets or tell jokes, I can do all of that, but if only they were not so repulsed by my disfigured, cracked, wrinkled body and the oozing pores of my face, which have to be bandaged to prevent further bleeding.

Would one inch really make all the difference for people to not cower in fear at me?

>>81612888
Irrelevant questions. Stay on topic and name your favorite 5ft7 man. This thread is not about me
>>81612904
>now Im wondering what country/state with a white-majority has an average height of 5ft7
Like I just said this thread is not about me so ima try not to have this take up too much of the thread, but I think the way you guess is funny, so Ill give you a hint: The average male height in my country is at about 5ft10/5ft11ish (at least thats what google says. Hope no one comes at me for using google again lol)
>>81612931
Good news: you are most likely not the most undesirable man in all of history, as there have been a shit ton of men all throughout history and the chances that you are the worst of them all are slim to none !! Especially when you have the perfect height of 5ft7 !! Have a great day and keep your head up !!
>>81612980
W you !! 5ft7 is such a win !!
>>81613002
Youre not too short, dude. Its really not that big a deal and the height pill is an internet psyop. Swear it wasnt a thing before dating apps. I didnt mean to be rude, i just have a specific reason for making this thread for 5ft7 men only and i gotta stay consistent with it. Its not personal and It doenst mean that all other heights are repulsive. Dont talk so negative about yourself, there is no point. Someone thats right will appreciate you.

>>81613002
context matters a lot, man
sorry you went through all that but i think height wouldn't matter considering your... condition

i'm not gonna say anything more because whatever I say right now won't make you happy
hold fast and godspeed, wagmi

>>81613040
ehh, it doesn't matter really - like you said, thread's not about you, you're just the messanger and your message is clear
>5'7 FTW!!!

>>81613040
Thank you. It is just that I wish that I did not trip with a container of Muriatic acid. I fell on it and the container broke, covering my body in acid. I was working on my family's swimming pool, so luckily I managed to get into the water, but it was too late and my body is scarred permanently by it.

It is hard to stay positive when everybody has a nice, non-disfigured body, even those who are overweight, at least they do not live in pain and isolation from chemical scars.

>>81613102
Thanks again, comrade. o7

>tfw I am some how appreciated for my height and not anything I can do or myself as a person.

Damn man I feel low

What about 6'2 men? I never had a gf either.

>>81614466
if you are that tall and can't get a gf, then the just shower and go outside meme/platitutde is more than likely all you need. Unless you're autistic, in that case, my condolences.

>>81610584 (OP)
5'7" is a very comfy height :-)

>>81614475
>Unless you're autistic, in that case, my condolences.
I hate this world. I have never even hugged a girl.

>>81614466
You've never even tried to get a gf then.

>>81614569
I did try many times but always got rejected, ghosted etc. Women hate autistic men very much.

>>81614451
Anon, I do not know you personally, so I cant really speak on you as a person. We are, in fact, internet strangers. But Im sure someone you know irl appreciates you for more than just your super awesome height as well. Either way, congrats on being 5ft7 !! W !!
>>81614466
>What about 6ft2 men?
What about them, anon? Like I said previously, Im sorry but this thread is not for you. I am sure that there are plenty of people who appreciate that height, but this thread is 5ft7 appreciation specifically (in shoes counts ig).
>>81614536
SO TRUE !! Best height out there objectively!!

>>81614794
>I am sure that there are plenty of people who appreciate that height
Lie nobody cares about me being this tall. Or else I would have a gf already.

>>81614794
That would be a no. Shut in since love showed me that I am not worth anything. At least doing my hobbies keeps me going.

>>81610584 (OP)
>You have legends like Tom Holland and Cillian Murphy on your side !!
The average person does not know the heights of celebrities. I think they would lost a lot of reputation if it were otherwise.
t. 5'7

>>81612814
>the standard of attractiveness is always based on the environment you grew up in
Many attractiveness markers are genetically determined.

>>81612904
That depends on who you consider white. If you consider all Europeans white, then- Portugal.

>>81613147
My condolences

>>81615427
they're way bigger than that on the cinema screen :O