>heard that human fluids like blood and cum could substitute for eggs in bread and cake recipes in a podcast
>decided to try it out because why not and I am fucking bored in my study break
>just a little experiment for myself, nothing more
>substituted a large egg with a small egg and like 3 loads(best I can do) to try doing it
>it turns out ok but I think the moisture was a bit too much
>shitass parents barged in my home for 'surprise visit' when I am resting my loaf on the table
>saw the bread, and immediately ate two pieces before I can say everything
>said it's actually quite good and sweet
>brought my loaves home and say they are going to make garlic bread with it in the weekly family gathering tomorrow
Listen. I am perfectly fine with eating my own cum, and I think my annoying parents deserves a lesson too, but I can't just let my granny, sweet cousins and baby niece swallow my fucking load loaf, right? What should I do? I can't just confess because that'd ruin my reputation.

>>81611548 (OP)
yep, this is going to be a 4chan classic in a few years

Are you the fucking banana bread guy

>>81611548 (OP)
You're a fucking retard. This post is your confession.

>>81611548 (OP)
you need to make or buy some new loaves (without the cum) that look identicial to the ones they brought from you. Make sure nobody's looking and swap them out for the clean batch.

>>81611595
Will anyone's parents ever go on 4chan?

>>81611611
Or you can just tell your parents that you nutted in the loaves.. im sure you'd face less consequences than letting kids eat your special protein bread

>>81611548 (OP)
Say you baked your medication into the bread because you hated taking it as is or say it's weed bread

>>81611548 (OP)
Don't feel guilty. They deserve it

>>81611624
Are you actually retarded? Swapping would be much better.

Make more of them

Relax, after baked there's almost no differences. Just keep it in your heart.

>>81612511
...and how would you know?