How would you feel sitting in a courtroom with all your "Anonymous" posts here being displayed on a projector as evidence?

>"Is it not true that you enthusiastically espoused radical right-wing beliefs on the internet forum known as 4chan?"

>"Is it true that when you commented 'total foid death' you were intending to glorify the genocide of the female sex?"

>"Your Honor, I'd like the witness impeached and their testimony thrown out on the grounds that they clearly are biased against women"

>>81616229 (OP)
Why did you use a Black man as the one being questioned?

>>81616247

It was on Google Images. Why? Are you against Black Lives Matter?

I would feel like a big silly

I wrote 6 posts in a thread about air conditioners the other day. I think this kind of situation would be less interesting than someone who has it out for me might hope.

>>81616229 (OP)
Would they be able to discern my shitposting lmao, they will probably see me as a schizo.

>>81616229 (OP)
I'd be more concerned about how many people I've called niggers or retards as a joke ngl

>>81616229 (OP)
>Your honor it's called "FUTA"

I think the most incriminating would be the posts about rape. It's just a fantasy!

>>81616229 (OP)
Does that inclue all the posts that got a 3 day ban?

>>81616229 (OP)
I would only say two words "Bottoms up."

>>81616229 (OP)
I would love it, i have nothing to lose, i would get free rent, free food, infinite free time, nobody to bother me, i would say to the judge i have a counter evidence to present, they would get me on stage and i would present my anus to everyone, saying
>NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>>81617502
correction, screaming*

>>81616786

Everything posted here is a joke or satire, everyone knows that.

>>81616789

Yes.

>>81617509
and i think i might even mentally prepare before to speak fluently in brainrot, example:

gigachad livvy dunne rizz shmlawg glizzy in real life sigma girl math baby gronk opium bird sussy i am a surgeon rizzing up i am a surgeon morbin time kai cenat kid named finger gyatt glizzy ayo the pizza here looksmaxxing dj khaled i looksmaxxing sussy toilet looksmaxxing and you cuh dey board gta 6 roblox imposter and all fanum dawg these mew baby gronk brainrot L quandale dingle rizz carti carti alpha brainrot