Thread 81618214 - /r9k/ [Archived: 897 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:35:45 AM No.81618214
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>anon, stacy told us you've never kissed a girl. is it true? wanna change that with one of us?

wyd in this situation bros
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:42:02 AM No.81618251
>>81618214 (OP)
I literally had something like this happen and I fucking sperged out
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:42:49 AM No.81618256
>>81618214 (OP)
ask If I can eat their butts
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:44:11 AM No.81618265
>>81618214 (OP)

>no I don't kiss whores. Thank you though!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:47:23 AM No.81618291
>*manspreads*
>second on the left, fourth on the left, each pick a knee to sit on, you're both going first, then i'll pick who's next
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:53:47 AM No.81618331
.. I don't know if I could resist. How old are they?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:55:57 AM No.81618340
>>81618251
most incels are just autistic and can't accept how much they repulse neurotypicals
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:00:35 AM No.81618365
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>>81618291

i disagree. it should've been 1st and 2nd on the left.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:03:19 AM No.81618380
>>81618365
2nd on the left is definitely the best of the bunch, glad we agree. 1st on the left's mouth is really scrunched up and it makes her lips kinda thin and unappetizing. She'll get her turn, but not first. Not the memory I'm trying to make here.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:17:43 AM No.81618478
>>81618291
>>81618365
>>81618380
What the fuck are you guys talking about since the prettiest is the far right
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:21:12 AM No.81618502
>>81618478
she's third place. she might actually be a little bit ahead of furthest on the left, but I think furthest on the left has bigger boobs and you might be able to get a squeeze when she's sitting on your knee. Also, I think there's something psychological when you make the girl furthest from you walk between the desks past all the other girls to sit on your lap.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:22:18 AM No.81618508
>>81618214 (OP)
I'm a 33 year old gay man. Hard pass.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:24:55 AM No.81618525
>>81618214 (OP)
>true?
None of your business.
>want?
No. Leave me alone.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:56:32 AM No.81618715
>>81618214 (OP)
>no not really, I'm subhuman and don't deserve that kind of thing. you'd be better off just continuing to kiss chad probably
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:02:13 AM No.81618736
>>81618214 (OP)
The same situation but instead you can see the repulsion in their faces.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:03:51 AM No.81618742
YES TYE DYE MICHELLE PLEASE LET ME KISS YOU BERY HARD. I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL BEFORE I WANT TO KISS YOU AND HOLD YOUR HANDS PLEASE TYEDYE MICHLLE
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:04:18 AM No.81618743
Wake up to the alarm