I really want to slap my neighbour ass but I'm scared of potential consequences

>>81621110 (OP)
Yeah, that's a tough one since you're stuck living next to each other regardless of what results from that. It'd be better to get that urge out slapping someone else's ass

>>81621120
I mean she's very friendly with me and I flirt with her on regular basis. She even calls me "darling" sometimes

>>81621138
What potential consequences were you concerned about then? It sounds low risk from what you're describing

>>81621138
how long has this been going between you two? if its been over a week, then just drop it altogether because she doesn't see you that way anymore

>>81621110 (OP)
You're literally more of a pussy than her. And you don't have a pussy. Think about that.

>>81621152
>>81621149
I flirt with her regulary for over year or two, always keeping things friendly and casual cuz she not only much older than me but also married so yeah.

>>81621138
>She even calls me "darling" sometimes
That means absolutely nothing

>>81621181
So I just go for it then?

>>81621189
>but also married
Literally doesn't matter
She already flirts with you, why draw the line there?

>>81621189
yeah don't do that, don't slap her ass
right now, the situation should just stay casual flirting unless either one of you starts making moves
if you plan on going further, something has to happen between you two like for example, you falling sick and asking her over for help

either way, godspeed on getting that hag pussy

>>81621220
>>81621226
Well I can always pretend to ask her for a ride somewhere, I always talk with her when she's about to drive to work.
I also used to bake muffins and share then with her.

>>81621247
that's good
keep on doing those but like, slowly change yourself/the way you act around her to make it known that you want things to go further
maybe try a new cologne or work out in full view of her yard, whatever that makes her see you as more than a neighbour

>>81621325
You think "accidentally" touching her ass might be a good move?

>>81621354
oh hey, you could try that actually
gauge her reaction when you "accidentally" brush your hands against it, then you can figure out what to do next

dont rush, dont drag, just go with the flow, anon

>>81621393
Yeah she had a red dress today and I could see her black panties through it.
I really had to resist an urge to just rip them off her

>>81621110 (OP)
Why not just rape her?

>>81621437
I would love to but as I said, I'm scared of the consequences

>>81621110 (OP)
>Slap married woman's ass because brain rotted from gooner porn fantasy
>Thought her basic older woman kindness is flirting
>Husband beats the shit out of me and I go to jail
Good idea OP!

>>81621460
I'm bigger and taller than her husband

>>81621437
Can hags get pregnant?

>>81621110 (OP)
That's really fucking hot (and stupid)

>>81621467
NTA, but what do you look like? Hairy or hairless?

>>81622286
Hairy
Most of my body is quite hairy

>>81622363
Damn, that's sad. What about your face? Does it look twinkish?

>>81622437
No, should it?

>>81622476
I was imagining a twinkish tall guy going to jail and getting gangbanged.